Kanju vs Mat

[Da_Vinci]

Yawezekana hapo ni Kizingo ama ni Ganjoni? Hiyo kanju naichukia kama kinyesi! :mad:

[Ka-Buda]

@paparazzi

in Nigeria vehicles don’t have insurance stickers. Nikujipanga. If someone hits you depending on the magnitude of the crash you get off your vehicle and sort him a combination of well placed jabs and uppercut. If he’s rude then a headbutt usually is the recommended discipline

In the UK you don`t display anything on the screen at all.All your tax,insurance,registration and Road worthiness details are held in one centralised computer database and there is cameras on the cop cars and along the road that scan your number plate to reveal everything about you in a flush. so,ukiendesha gari haina insurance ama tax,utajipata umesimamishwa na makarao from nowhere.

[anon18059438]

In budalangi, our boats have a tyre tube which we use as insurance

[paparazzi]

@Ka-Buda

In the UK you don`t display anything on the screen at all.All your tax,insurance,registration and Road worthiness details are held in one centralised computer database and there is cameras on the cop cars and along the road that scan your number plate to reveal everything about you in a flush. so,ukiendesha gari haina insurance ama tax,utajipata umesimamishwa na makarao from nowhere.

I wouldn’t want Kenya to get there yet

[Mathaais]

@paparazzi

in Nigeria vehicles don’t have insurance stickers. Nikujipanga. If someone hits you depending on the magnitude of the crash you get off your vehicle and sort him a combination of well placed jabs and uppercut. If he’s rude then a headbutt usually is the recommended discipline

Hii sasa ni hekaya imported. Kwani ni wild west?

[Dunya]

That mat only needs to hide for two weeks. In kenya nobody follows nothing. The corrupt kanjo will be busy looking for other corrupt deals to pursue after this. The police are no better. Infact, in kenya if someone hits your car and stops to talk, msalimie kwanza na umwambie asante. Otherwise if hr bolts you will go to the cops, report and thats it. No help at all. Unless its a serious case like killing someone forget it. You have to know a senior to keep up pressure and knowing one is ofcourse greasing hands prorperly.

[system]

@Dunya

That mat only needs to hide for two weeks. In kenya nobody follows nothing. The corrupt kanjo will be busy looking for other corrupt deals to pursue after this. The police are no better. Infact, in kenya if someone hits your car and stops to talk, msalimie kwanza na umwambie asante. Otherwise if hr bolts you will go to the cops, report and thats it. No help at all. Unless its a serious case like killing someone forget it. You have to know a senior to keep up pressure and knowing one is ofcourse greasing hands prorperly.

Ndivyo hali ilivyo.

[Da_Vinci]

Mwanzo who do you, people, think are drivers of those kanju jalopies? They are former muggers and guys, known in Mombasa as Mateja(drug addicts), recruited by the mighty Joho for political bonga points! And you all know that old habits die hard, don’t you? Besides it appears like they are the ones in the wrong!

[system]

@Meria Mata

Huyu naona hata hepa, amegonga wale wabaya

Incidentally, it looks to me like it’s tha kanjú guys who hit the mat. Ama ilikuwa head-on?

[Purr_27]

@Da Vinci

Mwanzo who do you, people, think are drivers of those kanju jalopies? They are former muggers and guys, known in Mombasa as Mateja(drug addicts), recruited by the mighty Joho for political bonga points! And you all know that old habits die hard, don’t you? Besides it appears like they are the ones in the wrong!

Hii inchi yetu ia jst messed up

[Meria_Mata]

Kanju alipiga u turn hapo na hakigive way, nayo mat iko mbio mbio hangeweza kumhepa according to eye witnesses

[system]

@Meria Mata

Kanju alipiga u turn hapo na hakigive way, nayo mat iko mbio mbio hangeweza kumhepa according to eye witnesses

Was it a legal or illegal u-turn?

[Meria_Mata]

Illegal
this guys are the law

[Meria_Mata]

As @Da Vinci has put it this guys are untouchable. They are rude, uncouth and illiterate, they dont observe any traffic rules.

[system]

@Meria Mata

Illega. These guys are the law

Hapo sasa ni shida. Hata wakimpata, they’ll probably only charge him with fleeing an accident scene, if at all. Searching garages is unlikely to be of help. Gari linaweza tengenezewa nyumbani kwa mwenyewe.

[Dunya]

Ile pesa hiyo gari itatengezwa nayo mtashangaa. Paperwork itafanywa itakuwa ni kama kununulia gari engine nzima mpya. Some corrupt fisi’s are already salivating at the money that will be flowing.

[kush_yule_mnono]

Motokaa inararuka kama karatasi, naingekuwa head on nini ingebakia hapo

[Meria_Mata]

Mombasa kanju at work, they allow you to call friends and relatives and ask for money to be sent via mpesa as they drive aimlessly around town
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[Malaika_Firth]

@Ka-Buda

In the UK you don`t display anything on the screen at all.All your tax,insurance,registration and Road worthiness details are held in one centralised computer database and there is cameras on the cop cars and along the road that scan your number plate to reveal everything about you in a flush. so,ukiendesha gari haina insurance ama tax,utajipata umesimamishwa na makarao from nowhere.

True

[Da_Vinci]

@Meria Mata

Mombasa kanju at work, they allow you to call friends and relatives and ask for money to be sent via mpesa as they drive aimlessly around town
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