Kasarani Guys How Do You Survive

[Lexix]

@cortedivoire

Mimi na sema kama Ni first time umepata kunguru kwa club. Chukua number alafu wewe enda home solo upige nduthi. Chat na yeye regularly. Then Take her out Kama mara mbili before taking her to your house. Hapo utakua sure huyu kunguru si mwizi but Ni Dem wakupatia slices

You think when am drunk i can reason like that!!!..kwanza hakuna mwanaume hujiona mnoma kama mwanaume amelewa na ako na nyege!!!

[Ebru]

Been to carwash after kula fish me huenda pale @Switch sipendi kuleta hekaya ila napenda kusoma

[cortedivoire]

@Lexix

You think when am drunk i can reason like that!!!..kwanza hakuna mwanaume hujiona mnoma kama mwanaume amelewa na ako na nyege!!!

In that case, insist muende lodging. Akikataa itaraise alarm yeye Ni mwizi. Akikubali Enda beshte yako mlipie room ingine na mpatie Kila kitu

[Adeudeu]

@cortedivoire

Mimi na sema kama Ni first time umepata kunguru kwa club. Chukua number alafu wewe enda home solo upige nduthi. Chat na yeye regularly. Then Take her out Kama mara mbili before taking her to your house. Hapo utakua sure huyu kunguru si mwizi but Ni Dem wakupatia slices

So chatting and going out changes a thief’s character?

[cortedivoire]

@Adeudeu

So chatting and going out changes a thief’s character?

Most thieves wa kuiba na mchele are never patient. Ukiona hauwezi kukuibia atachoka akutoke aende to the next victim

[Mchezaji]

@cortedivoire

In that case, insist muende lodging. Akikataa itaraise alarm yeye Ni mwizi. Akikubali Enda beshte yako mlipie room ingine na mpatie Kila kitu

Labda mabeshte wako transfoma zao ziling’olewa kitambo :D:D

[M2Random]

@cortedivoire

Mimi na sema kama Ni first time umepata kunguru kwa club. Chukua number alafu wewe enda home solo upige nduthi. Chat na yeye regularly. Then Take her out Kama mara mbili before taking her to your house. Hapo utakua sure huyu kunguru si mwizi but Ni Dem wakupatia slices

Read this statement again after three beers and a club full of yellow yellows.

[denis_young]

Poor bastard…Leaving drinks unattended is stupid let alone getting drunk to the point hujielewi.

[Mwenyemali]

I prefer kumaliza my beer kama sijuenda kukojoa, again sipendi kutumia glass when taking my beer, this way its very difficult kuwekewa hiyo mchele. The top rule into this, be careful when drinking.

[Rene_Descartes]

@M2Random

Natives kabla ibomolewe

I thought its still there. that club was shit. drinks were expensive, waiters thieving, and service pooooor.

[Tommy_Lee_Sparta]

wale huwekewa mchele ni wale wanaume wako na umama ya kudance

rule no.1 never let a kunguru approach you
2.ukiorder beer chukuwa glass weka fombe kiasi then mumunya ur beer from the bottle usikunywe iyo ya glass
3.ukiskia mkojo maliza beer yako na always order chupa moja moja kama njugu
4.ukibeba kunguru wachana na kunyonya matiti
5.never peleka kunguru kwako kama utampeleka kuwa na jirani munajuwana anafunga mlango kwa nje
6.ukiwa ndani key usifiche sana ati kwa unga ama mtungi apa kwa sink ya choo uko wamejuwa… dustibin rusha key apo hawezi na one used condom hawezi fikiria apo

7. utaoa lini?

[system]

@Tommy Lee Sparta

2.ukiorder beer chukuwa glass weka fombe kiasi then mumunya ur beer from the bottle usikunywe iyo ya glass
?

hiii ni kali

[tombayeye]

@Lexix

[SIZE=7]Place utawekewa mchele mpaka pombe yako ikuwe thick kama uji[/SIZE]

[system]

@Tommy Lee Sparta

wale huwekewa mchele ni wale wanaume wako na umama ya kudance

rule no.1 never let a kunguru approach you
2.ukiorder beer chukuwa glass weka fombe kiasi then mumunya ur beer from the bottle usikunywe iyo ya glass
3.ukiskia mkojo maliza beer yako na always order chupa moja moja kama njugu
4.ukibeba kunguru wachana na kunyonya matiti
5.never peleka kunguru kwako kama utampeleka kuwa na jirani munajuwana anafunga mlango kwa nje
6.ukiwa ndani key usifiche sana ati kwa unga ama mtungi apa kwa sink ya choo uko wamejuwa… dustibin rusha key apo hawezi na one used condom hawezi fikiria apo

7. utaoa lini?

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D no 5…funga mlango kwa nje. Dammmn

[Private_developer1]

@cortedivoire

Mimi na sema kama Ni first time umepata kunguru kwa club. Chukua number alafu wewe enda home solo upige nduthi. Chat na yeye regularly. Then Take her out Kama mara mbili before taking her to your house. Hapo utakua sure huyu kunguru si mwizi but Ni Dem wakupatia slices

Hata hio you are not safe,a neighbor alifanya hivo halafu siku ya kupewa he only remembers sucking boobs and passed out,nyumba ilisafishwa proper

[Kuzniac]

@Tommy Lee Sparta

wale huwekewa mchele ni wale wanaume wako na umama ya kudance

rule no.1 never let a kunguru approach you
2.ukiorder beer chukuwa glass weka fombe kiasi then mumunya ur beer from the bottle usikunywe iyo ya glass
3.ukiskia mkojo maliza beer yako na always order chupa moja moja kama njugu
4.ukibeba kunguru wachana na kunyonya matiti
5.never peleka kunguru kwako kama utampeleka kuwa na jirani munajuwana anafunga mlango kwa nje
6.ukiwa ndani key usifiche sana ati kwa unga ama mtungi apa kwa sink ya choo uko wamejuwa… dustibin rusha key apo hawezi na one used condom hawezi fikiria apo

7. utaoa lini?

Enyewe umenenena

[Mark_Maish]

I never used to give much thought to such tales until I got drugged at Space Lounge in mid-December 2018.

I blacked out for 12 hours followed by 3 days of most horrifying hallucinations, which almost drove me insane for lack of sleep, then never-ending anxiety 24/7 for several weeks. Suffice it to say, I have taken a break from clubbing.

[Dunya]

Happened to my friend in Embu late last year. Everyone in his phonebook got a text asking for money. Thieves everywhere

[system]

@Mark Maish

I never used to give much thought to such tales until I got drugged at Space Lounge in mid-December 2018.

I blacked out for 12 hours followed by 3 days of most horrifying hallucinations, which almost drove me insane for lack of sleep, then never-ending anxiety 24/7 for several weeks. Suffice it to say, I have taken a break from clubbing.

ndio maana ulipotea. Mimi I just dont club alone. If alone siongei na watu

[Tommy_Lee_Sparta]

@Deorro

ndio maana ulipotea. Mimi I just dont club alone. If alone siongei na watu

ukiwa pekee yako unaonaga fala inakubuyia beer

never ever accept beer from a stranger ata kwa dawa