@Kichwakibovu

agik · June 25, 2015, 6:44am

Mambo ya IDS hatukuacha krost?

karema-hitI · June 25, 2015, 7:00am

…and hope and pray he ain’t gay as f**k

system · June 25, 2015, 7:01am

Kwa wale wanaitisha mbisha, nitaweka @kichwakibovu akinipatia positive answer.

system · June 25, 2015, 7:02am

I have been stalking that page but i need plan B now.

Why would you think that?

Purr_27 · June 25, 2015, 7:02am

Sijakuelewa hapo dreams gani

Meria_Mata · June 25, 2015, 7:02am

This is why i log in everyday, have just had a gd laugh. who has ever heard of fermented stoney, i will try it and be as high as @Unicorn

system · June 25, 2015, 7:03am

wewe nakucheki sana na macho ya Muite.

system · June 25, 2015, 7:05am

@Mundu Mulosi, @vuja de and @Meria Mata , i’m not high, im just a young, energetic girl chasing after her dreams.

Meria_Mata · June 25, 2015, 7:07am

your dreams are valid, keep on chasing
GOOD LUCK TO YOU

mundu_mulosi · June 25, 2015, 7:08am

Your Dreams are to get laid by some dude who does not know you?

Supu_don · June 25, 2015, 7:09am

hahahha girl are you high @Unicorn…

system · June 25, 2015, 7:10am

People start from somewhere right?

kijanamrefu · June 25, 2015, 7:11am

Unicorn:

So….actually niko holiday Monaco. Kurelax hivihivi, masight seeing na kadhalika. Some of you are probably wondering why i feel the need to share with you all this but the truth is, just like you, I don’t know. Haters like @Mathice will be quick to point out that my life is pathetic; I don’t have real life friends and that is why I feel the need to share how awesome my life is with online robots.

Away from that, @kichwakibovu nataka tujadiliane. People ask why you always post links every other day but it’s because of people like me. Yes, mimi huklikingi hizo links zako. Hata Highschooler and co. wakikuita mharo mimi sijawai kuita. Anyway, niko na kashida nahitaji usaidizi. There is this actor from my days alikuwa anaitwa Zain Armstrong. He was an actor in a show called ”Better Days”. Wah, the dude was hot in those days. (photo attached) [ATTACH=full]7978[/ATTACH]

I had glued his photos in my high school locker and I always took ages to take out a book when the teacher requested us to. I had a dream of banging this guy. You know, my school principal used to tell us to hold on to our dreams and chase them to the end. For this reason, I haven’t given up my dreams of banging this hottie. I know you would know where he is now, tafadhali chungusia mimi. This is one guy I would still bang hadi awike Ay Caramba hata @Wakanyama kama ni jirani yetu atafikiria ako Santa Fe enzi za 1500.

:D:D:D

madova · June 25, 2015, 7:20am

u·ni·corn
ˈyo͞onəˌkôrn/
noun
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[li]1.[/li]a mythical animal typically represented as a horse with a single straight horn projecting from its forehead.
[ul]
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[li]2.[/li]historical
a carriage drawn by three horses, two abreast and one leader.
[li]NB,The last time i smoked hashish i had the same dreams@Unicorn.[/li][/ol]

Mathaais · June 25, 2015, 7:27am

Am going to seek her out very soon, hope I haven’t broken your heart sweetie.

kalel · June 25, 2015, 7:28am

Monaco ni kale kapub kako kassarani

Diffre · June 25, 2015, 8:02am

Go easy on whatever ‘stuff’ you are taking:D

Web_Dev · June 25, 2015, 8:52am

kwa ware wachagaa monaco ni wapi @Unicorn anakuywa stoney? map ndio hiyo
http://i.gyazo.com/485787033258ea41a982d80120dc5ab4.png

system · June 25, 2015, 12:41pm

Mimi sio mtu wa kasarani hivi hivi. I live big buana.

Jazzman · June 25, 2015, 3:00pm

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