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Hapo kwa clutch jo.
still laughing
:D:D… comments ziko on fire.
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Wakisii wataku hinjack.
Kwani hawajui Sound ya tyre burst?
Mimi nishawai onyeshuwa Binduki pale Regen… was returning a hired ride na usiku my compass is always haywire, so for some reason I was so disoriented after kupita the Magana Town Sign I couldn’t tell whether niko Outbound or inbound…(hio Greatwall haisaidii).
I pulled up kuuliza directions kitu 11pm… nikacheki msee akiinua jacket nikaona a Glock! Reversed into mti ya Stima, did a strange version ya 3 point turn Stepped on the Car and Drove wrong side (peddle to the floor magoti ikitetemeka) hadi Kabete Polis…
Next day was kulipa pesa ya kushona bumper
Duu pole sana Chief, God alikuw nawe, do you remember to prey to say Thanks?
Kwani ulikua na abiria clue less aje hawajui tyre burst?
True Lies.
Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger
How long ago was this?
Kama zile zao za kusema kuna tunnel imetoka Nyati house mpaka JKIA :D:D:D
Galana kulalu - hekaya is irrigated so much… Kama soup ya wasapere… Tasteless
Another galana kulalu, how did you know it was a glock na ni 11 p.m?
I know my guns well. Plus I am still seeking my gun licence
I’ll be honest, I can’t tell the difference between a glock, sig, fmk and others at 8pm with a torch at 10 paces. Kwanza iko holstered or tucked kwa toja
Very fertile!