Kifungua kinyua Fit for a Truck Driver; Full English Breakfast.

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Mlolongo?

[PepoPunda]

@Ka-Buda

Ningependa kumkosoa @introvert ,Kiswahili sahihi ni “kinyua” kutokana na jina la kutenda…“kunyua”. Nafikiri siku mwalimu wako wa Kiswahili alifundisha jina hili haukuwepo.

Jina “Nywesha” laashiria nini? Lina ashiria kitendo cha kumfamnya mwengine “Anywe” kitu. Hiyo ni kumaanisha Jina “Kunywa” huandikwa na herufi “Kunywa” sio herufi “Nyua” kama ulivo ashiria hapo juu. Ingelikuwa “Nyua” basi neno “Kunywesha” lingeandikwa Kunyuesha ama neno “Anywe” lingeandikwa “Anyue” na hata mtoto mdogo anaweza kuona kwamba ninavosema ndivyo, na siyo vile unavyosema…
Ndugu yangu nitaweza kusema kuwa, Siku Ngeli ya “kufanywa” ikifunzwa na mwalimu wenu, wewe ulikuwa unaota na msichana wa jirani yenu na hivyo basi damu ikakutoka kichwani ikateremka hadi mtamboni…na hapo ndipo adhari ya matamshi ilikukumba.

[Ka-Buda]

@Okiya

Mlolongo?

More Mtito Andei than Mlolongo kitu inakosa hapa ni wale wasee wa “njugu karanga,mayai ya moto na biscuitsssss!!!” x10

[Ka-Buda]

@PepoPunda

Jina “Nywesha” laashiria nini? Lina ashiria kitendo cha kumfamnya mwengine “Anywe” kitu. Hiyo ni kumaanisha Jina “Kunywa” huandikwa na herufi “Kunywa” sio herufi “Nyua” kama ulivo ashiria hapo juu. Ingelikuwa “Nyua” basi neno “Kunywesha” lingeandikwa Kunyuesha ama neno “Anywe” lingeandikwa “Anyue” na hata mtoto mdogo anaweza kuona kwamba ninavosema ndivyo, na siyo vile unavyosema…
Ndugu yangu nitaweza kusema kuwa, Siku Ngeli ya “kufanywa” ikifunzwa na mwalimu wenu, wewe ulikuwa unaota na msichana wa jirani yenu na hivyo basi damu ikakutoka kichwani ikateremka hadi mtamboni…na hapo ndipo adhari ya matamshi ilikukumba.

For a minute i thought you had copy pasted it from some Kamusi kumbe unajaribu kutuvisha kilemba cha ukoka na kutupaka mafuta kwa mgongo wa chupa…Lo!! Ya Mungu ni mengi ya kuku Mayaiiii…

[kijanamrefu]

@PepoPunda

Jina “Nywesha” laashiria nini? Lina ashiria kitendo cha kumfamnya mwengine “Anywe” kitu. Hiyo ni kumaanisha Jina “Kunywa” huandikwa na herufi “Kunywa” sio herufi “Nyua” kama ulivo ashiria hapo juu. Ingelikuwa “Nyua” basi neno “Kunywesha” lingeandikwa Kunyuesha ama neno “Anywe” lingeandikwa “Anyue” na hata mtoto mdogo anaweza kuona kwamba ninavosema ndivyo, na siyo vile unavyosema…
Ndugu yangu nitaweza kusema kuwa, Siku Ngeli ya “kufanywa” ikifunzwa na mwalimu wenu, wewe ulikuwa unaota na msichana wa jirani yenu na hivyo basi damu ikakutoka kichwani ikateremka hadi mtamboni…na hapo ndipo adhari ya matamshi ilikukumba.

Yaonekana wengi wetu walikumbwa na haya ‘sudden blood transfer’ syndrome.

[stunner]

@Nananimpa is one hot lady…

[Ka-Buda]

@stunner

@Nananimpa is one hot lady…

Thanks for your observation,you have very good taste BUT she is spoken for by ME!
Tusizoeane priss… jipatie shuguli mambo ya watu wawili usiingilie. Thankyou.

[PepoPunda]

@Ka-Buda

For a minute i thought you had copy pasted it from some Kamusi kumbe unajaribu kutuvisha kilemba cha ukoka na kutupaka mafuta kwa mgongo wa chupa…Lo!! Ya Mungu ni mengi ya kuku Mayaiiii…

hahaha…:D:D

[stunner]

@Ka-Buda

Thanks for your observation,you have very good taste BUT she is spoken for by ME!
Tusizoeane priss… jipatie shuguli mambo ya watu wawili usiingilie. Thankyou.

@Ka-Buda it was just a complement usiogope…priss pitia hapa Milton Keynes mall one day ukule breakfast ingine bill yangu,thank you.

[pamba]

I think the heading of this post should have been breakfast for senior truck driver ama?

[Ka-Buda]

@stunner

@Ka-Buda it was just a complement usiogope…priss pitia hapa Milton Keynes mall one day ukule breakfast ingine bill yangu,thank you.

Two days ago nilikuwa Bletcheley Park (sp) humo humo Milton Keynes i,i always get nyama from the South African butchery sijui ama unaijua its not too far from IKEA. There was this Tanzanian joint we used to go to for “Mduara” karibu hapo Nandos na Ice rink,bado iko? Next time niko hizo mtaa nitakujulisha ununue kimoja!

[Ka-Buda]

@uwesmake

SIWES SHIBA HIYO BREAKFAST

Wewe nilikwambia uko na minyoo. Wacha Ubaluya puana! Hii apana mashindano puana!
Joke; What is a Luhya man`s ambition in life?
Answer; Kumaliza jogoo mbili!: Pakiti mzima ya unga wa ukali na Kuku wa Jogoo mzima.(kabuda-2015)

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Mluhya akisikia wageni wanakuja
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@ol monk

A semi proper english breakfast but those baked beans taste so so so bad.

@Ka-Buda kiswahili kakupiga chenga kidogo

Kiamsha Kinywa ndio neno sahihi

Kiamsha kinywa ndilo neno sahihi

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@Ka-Buda

Ningependa kumkosoa @introvert ,Kiswahili sahihi ni “kinyua” kutokana na jina la kutenda…“kunyua”. Nafikiri siku mwalimu wako wa Kiswahili alifundisha jina hili haukuwepo.

Well noted Bwana Kinyua.

[Mathaais]

@Ka-Buda

Ningependa kumkosoa @introvert ,Kiswahili sahihi ni “kinyua” kutokana na jina la kutenda…“kunyua”. Nafikiri siku mwalimu wako wa Kiswahili alifundisha jina hili haukuwepo.

Kwa hivyo basi, kiamsha Kinyua yaafaa kuwa alarm clock ya Kinyua!

[Wakanyama]

@ka- buda,Hapo kuna fried placenta? Your favourite meal

[system]

KABUDA NI UKWELI ULIFRY FOETUS UKAKULA?

[highschooler]

ati ntakula hii ndesho wapi?!

[Ingia]

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@Ka-Buda

Just enjoyed this a while ago at a motorway stop and its actually cheaper than cooking at home plus hakuna kuosha vyombo afterwards. Calorie count wachia madaktari.

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Hizo ni skulls ama ni vichwa za mbwa unakula?