Kiganjo's suicide tree

[Bark]

@Chloe

Did you know that, the small seat in between driver’s seat and the passenger on the far left is known as “The Death Seat” or “Kiti Cha Mauti”?

99.9% of passengers seated on it do not survive. No matter how slightly or fatal the accident is. This is as per research by Red Cross and accident emergency handlers.

This seat is found in public service vans aka Nissan Matatus.

Now you know!!

Ukiona unaondokewa ukae kwa hicho kiti fikiria mara mbili.

strangely most of them are made as cup holders

[system]

@Chloe

Ni Scrotums. Nimezikaanga sasa hivi. Karibia tule.

:D:D @Yule Karis Black kalalishe kende

[behringer]

hapo ni wapi? nifungue shop ya kamba na wire.

[gapcrew]

Huyo peasant wa tano tena hapo kwa mbisha nikama alicome kujiondoa pia…

[It_s_Le_Scumbag]

The Tree Is Innocent!!!

[system]

@It's Le Scumbag

The Tree Is Innocent!!!

saa ju tumecomment hata wewe umeona unafaa?

Hahaha, kijana ngoja utandikiwe ulale

[pamba]

@inzhener otmetka

Anybody trying to commit suicide kwa huo mti should be sentenced to death…It will deter future attempts!

Do you know the actual sentence of attempted suicide is probation which recommends rehabilitation as a penalty?

[It_s_Le_Scumbag]

@Yule Karis Black

saa ju tumecomment hata wewe umeona unafaa?

Hahaha, kijana ngoja utandikiwe ulale

Boss,yes we can do a tango or two here. Or even some Kung Fu fighting. And there are 6 Million ways to die. Choose one.
I am not one of those you harass around these streets… Thank you.

[system]

@It's Le Scumbag

Boss,yes we can do a tango or two here. Or even some Kung Fu fighting. And there are 6 Million ways to die. Choose one.
I am not one of those you harass around these streets… Thank you.

So i am supposed to pee my pants coz you’ll kill me?

Dude, thats my mission

[abunuwasi]

@Chloe

Did you know that, the small seat in between driver’s seat and the passenger on the far left is known as “The Death Seat” or “Kiti Cha Mauti”?

99.9% of passengers seated on it do not survive. No matter how slightly or fatal the accident is. This is as per research by Red Cross and accident emergency handlers.

This seat is found in public service vans aka Nissan Matatus.

Now you know!!

Ukiona unaondokewa ukae kwa hicho kiti fikiria mara mbili.

Upus leta link tuchambue

[It_s_Le_Scumbag]

@Yule Karis Black

So i am supposed to pee my pants coz you’ll kill me?

Dude, thats my mission

You wondering why someone finally seen through the act? Apparently you meant to make me pee,now you think you should be peeing yourself.
Knock yourself out.

[system]

@It's Le Scumbag

You wondering why someone finally seen through the act? Apparently you meant to make me pee,now you think you should be peeing yourself.
Knock yourself out.

One thing you learn from this, never threaten a muslim with death. Try all else

[It_s_Le_Scumbag]

@Yule Karis Black

One thing you learn from this, never threaten a muslim with death. Try all else

Takes one to know one… Never assume anything. You of all people should know that!

[system]

@It's Le Scumbag

Takes one to know one… Never assume anything. You of all people should know that!

I think umelewa. Niwache

[It_s_Le_Scumbag]

@Yule Karis Black

I think umelewa. Niwache

I think plot yako imefail. Nimekuwacha

[system]

@It's Le Scumbag

I think plot yako imefail. Nimekuwacha

Mcoondu

[It_s_Le_Scumbag]

@Yule Karis Black

Mcoondu

Yako

[system]

@It's Le Scumbag

Yako

Boss. Aki niwache

[It_s_Le_Scumbag]

@Yule Karis Black

Boss. Aki niwache

Si nimeshasema nimekuwacha…kwani?

[system]

@It's Le Scumbag

Si nimeshasema nimekuwacha…kwani?

Ni nini wewe???
Ehhhh!?

Niwache ala!