ktalk, what can i do to better defend myself in a fight/K.O someone?

[Twangapepeta]

@Underhand

tafuta @Twangapepeta kama bodyguard.

@byro I always respect other people’s wives and I expect the same. My motto is always ukichezea bibi yangu nakamuana na wewe. Heshima lazima idumu, I will die for my family na hakuna ku back peddle. Chapa mtu hio mambo ingine malizia mbele

[Magneto_Vuvuzela]

two hot slaps and a sweep will bring the matter to a close.

[junkie]

vile vuvuzela amesema

[The.Black.Templar]

Enyewe you need to defend your woman…that is the only job description you have, be it financially or physically

[system]

whatever you choose to do, let this song inspire you…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4ZSds0GT64

[Mauricio]

it i

@Mundu Mulosi

Sema tu afanye nini? Does it involve guns?

It involves crazy punching and kicking. A kick to the knee joint (kick through the side of knee), A fast punch to the nose, A throat jab, a kick to the solar plexus for effect. If this fails, run like a bat out of hell and change your area code, because the vengeance and wrath you will incur upon failure could lead to imminent death. So be sure that if you kick ass, there will be no repercussions. Good luck.

[byro]

@Mundu Mulosi

Very tricky, don’t try to fight that guy, just follow the law make sure he is arrested and he pays a huge fine. You can also hire guys in the cells to DF him, atakuwa akiona Bibi yako anatoka mbio.

thats very lengthy

@Mathice

No way someone is hitting my wife and I let him get away with it. And for my revenge, consider the law to be suspended.

thank you…my sentiments exactly

@TopCat

Boss when you say hit your baby mama, do you mean like he went physical on her (slap,kick,upper cut, Tombstone, leg drop, pile driver, stunner, spear, frog splash, leg drop, sweet chin music), that’s unacceptable then i would defend my ladies honor, I would tell her to also join a Gym and hit him.

kick and slap. others sijui unless nafichwa.

[byro]

@Twangapepeta

@byro I always respect other people’s wives and I expect the same. My motto is always ukichezea bibi yangu nakamuana na wewe. Heshima lazima idumu, I will die for my family na hakuna ku back peddle. Chapa mtu hio mambo ingine malizia mbele

atleast someone gets it.

[vincelly]

[ATTACH=full]12443[/ATTACH] If u must.

[system]

@byro

kick and slap. others sijui unless nafichwa.

In a fight it’s not the big guy with the muscles that wins, it’s the guy who loses it. GO RED ROSS.

[mache]

buda, naona ukichapwa kichapo cha mbwa na bibi yako adryfryiwe after that. please use wits not strength.

[vuja_de]

@Magneto Vuvuzela

two hot slaps and a sweep will bring the matter to a close.

:D:D:D @Jirani … kuna kazi hapa

[Guru]

@Magneto Vuvuzela

two hot slaps and a sweep will bring the matter to a close.

Umesoma huyo jamaa hutembelea gym. By the time he is lifting for the 2nd slap, the poor fellow will be singing the towards heaven song.

[Guru]

@vincelly

[ATTACH=full]12443[/ATTACH] If u must.

If this is where you come seeking for advice, then you are mistaken. Eti utafute bonoko…

Vengeance is for the Lord

[_nooty]

@byro

Okay, sijatombewa lets start from there. There is this dude yesterday who hit my baby mama after being told to stop disposing waste behind our yard. the dude visits gym so i think hes looking for somewhere to test his might.Today am representing my clan that’s why i need your advice before i do this.
Iwont be cowered.!!

Why do I get the feeling that it is something more than just the waste You need to check your baby mama too.

[Chiefkiumbe]

Visiting the gym dsn’t guarantee one to be a fighter,In fighting we consider the following:-

1. How fast you are::This whea by ,u surprise ua opponent
2. Tactics u use::Whea and how u hit ua opponent
3. Last but not least, How long can u last on that fight…wee ni mtu wa kuhema??

All the best mblo…

[Mkufuu]

I am not one to back down from a fight and I can’t bring myself to report to authorities that another man has beaten my wife. I have been involved in several fist fights in my younger days and I have lost my fair share but even then the score was settled. Amani haiji ila kwa ncha ya upanga. My advice is this, make sure you calm down before going into a fight, be sober and very alert. Secondly, make sure you don’t lose, you have time to prepare and call the shots so tie all the loose ends before then…don’t concentrate on winning, that will take care of itself. Don’t carry a weapon…you are likely to go for it and seriously injure him when he lands that punch on your ear and all you can hear is a ringing sound… remember the goal is to teach him a lesson not kill him or be arraigned in court for assault or whatever. Best strategy here is to bring a couple of friends along before you knock on his door. Make sure they know their goal is to protect you from losing not and not to kill anybody. You can’t win a fight without soiling your hands…so get ready to do the dirty work. The best strategy to defend yourself is to attack first. Good luck.

[village_robot]

@Mkufuu

I am not one to back down from a fight and I can’t bring myself to report to authorities that another man has beaten my wife. I have been involved in several fist fights in my younger days and I have lost my fair share but even then the score was settled. Amani haiji ila kwa ncha ya upanga. My advice is this, make sure you calm down before going into a fight, be sober and very alert. Secondly, make sure you don’t lose, you have time to prepare and call the shots so tie all the loose ends before then…don’t concentrate on winning, that will take care of itself. Don’t carry a weapon…you are likely to go for it and seriously injure him when he lands that punch on your ear and all you can hear is a ringing sound… remember the goal is to teach him a lesson not kill him or be arraigned in court for assault or whatever. Best strategy here is to bring a couple of friends along before you knock on his door. Make sure they know their goal is to protect you from losing not and not to kill anybody. You can’t
win a fight without soiling your hands…so get ready to do the dirty work. The best strategy to defend yourself is to attack first. Good luck.

Na ukinock hiyo mlango,kusikuwe na pleasantries…ngumi itembee kwanza salamu baadaye. Let him find out why the wrath of a beaten wife’s husband has visited him unannounced later as he nurses the aching parts of his anatomy

[onekigogo]

Check your wife first though. For a guy to feel he ‘owns’ a woman or kumdharau to the point anaeza mchapa could mean there’s more than meets the eye. Just saying.

[bluetooth]

A man’s pride,as suggested above,the law wont help you,cops will just laught, wait for a short while the matter to cool down,hire goons to sort the guy properly,no suspicion on you but you will have the last laugh.