kuchukiwa kuenda xmas kama hauna kakitu

[mabenda4]

Kwetu ocha, kwa cucu , ni extended family with kindu seven homesteads za my uncles. Ukienda lazima uwe na kamzigo ka kila homestead. And before ukae chini, the uncles wanakuita kando mmoja mmoja. Unatoa za kiroro. Kila auntie akikupikia chai, anakupea shida zote za boma zenye your one year income hiwezi solve. Inabindi utoe kitu. Na saa hiyo childhood budies hawajapata info uko around juu umefika kininja. Wakipata info, wanakuja teke teke.
Mi ocha siendangi holidays come rain or floods.

[fishmonger]

If you are broke enda home like a snipper and toka kama snipper.Make sure umefika late at night. Ukiulizwa wapi shopping unasema umefika duka zikiwa zimefungwa kwa plot…stay indoors most of the time…mtu akikuomba pesa unamwambia iko kwa Mpesa utatoa baadaye umpatie, then kutoka ni asubuhi before watu waamke…una sema umeitiwa emergency job. You end up spending minimal on the necessary people peke yao.

[Father_Figure]

mih huskia vibaya sana nikienda sachang’wan (hii nimeiskia hapa ktalk) alafu napata mavijana wamemalizwa na pombe duni… kuwapatia kitu kidogo haitasaidia… tumechanga doh na macuzo wa Nai tuanzishie mavijana huko biashara largescale ya mayai na carpentry alafu tuziuze nai…

[Afro]

@mabenda4

Kwetu ocha, kwa cucu , ni extended family with kindu seven homesteads za my uncles. Ukienda lazima uwe na kamzigo ka kila homestead. And before ukae chini, the uncles wanakuita kando mmoja mmoja. Unatoa za kiroro. Kila auntie akikupikia chai, anakupea shida zote za boma zenye your one year income hiwezi solve. Inabindi utoe kitu. Na saa hiyo childhood budies hawajapata info uko around juu umefika kininja. Wakipata info, wanakuja teke teke.
Mi ocha siendangi holidays come rain or floods.

Luckily for me,in our family tree hakunanga hii maneno ya ku-expect upewe kakitu,infact ni aibu ukaskika try ing to start a conversation might lead to that direction. Shida tu ni ma child hood buddies. He’ll go drink cheap liqour with the little ulimpea, getting drunk silly then usiku ataenda aki-shout insulting people in every homested on either side of the road all the way from the shopping centre hadi kwake/kwao

[Tommy_Lee_Sparta]

@Afro ile noma nikama umetoka outside country example DUBAI ama USA hawa mafala wanadhani umekuja na dollars
sasa ukifanya blunder ulale home …lazima watakuja ma ma-panga…
no wonder unaonagaa msee akitoka majuu atakuja kugotea wazazi anaenda kulala nairobi town juu ya izi ufala

[Bantu]

@Afro

Kuna these idiots,guys you used to play with mkiwa wadogo ukienda shagz after shule kufungwa. Most of them simply sit on the sides of the road idle. Then after umeshuka matatu you have to greet them as you walk towards the home wasiseme unaringa juu umetoka nairobi. Shida ni,they always ask uwaachie kakitu. Hapa ndio mimi hu-make sure kama ni punch nimeivunja ikakua tu-fifty bob twingi! Since huwezi patiana punch and expect change ikuje

After campo sijawahi panda matatu nikaenda ocha, tunashikana na mabro tuna hire dinga

[system]

I have a rule nikienda ocha kutoka homestead ovyo ovya na upuss ya ati kutembelea marafiki sifanyangi but anyway I am a sociopath usijaribu mbinu zangu

[junkie]

@mabenda4

Kwetu ocha, kwa cucu , ni extended family with kindu seven homesteads za my uncles. Ukienda lazima uwe na kamzigo ka kila homestead. And before ukae chini, the uncles wanakuita kando mmoja mmoja. Unatoa za kiroro. Kila auntie akikupikia chai, anakupea shida zote za boma zenye your one year income hiwezi solve. Inabindi utoe kitu. Na saa hiyo childhood budies hawajapata info uko around juu umefika kininja. Wakipata info, wanakuja teke teke.
Mi ocha siendangi holidays come rain or floods.

Enyewe hata mimi siwezi enda kama form ndio hiyo

[system]

@Tommy Lee Sparta

@Afro ile noma nikama umetoka outside country example DUBAI ama USA hawa mafala wanadhani umekuja na dollars
sasa ukifanya blunder ulale home …lazima watakuja ma ma-panga…

mûrio kwenu nî kiambu wapi?

[Afro]

@fishmonger

If you are broke enda home like a snipper and toka kama snipper.Make sure umefika late at night. Ukiulizwa wapi shopping unasema umefika duka zikiwa zimefungwa kwa plot…stay indoors most of the time…mtu akikuomba pesa unamwambia iko kwa Mpesa utatoa baadaye umpatie, then kutoka ni asubuhi before watu waamke…una sema umeitiwa emergency job. You end up spending minimal on the necessary people peke yao.

I pulled a bit of this stunt years ago. Nilishukia Ngambo instead,then cut across the valley approaching the home directly bila kutumia main road. Shida tu ilikua that jioni,out of touching nappier grass on the narrow path as i ascended towards the home,the tinny hairs za nappier grass zilinifanya nijikune like crazy,it gets worse when taking a shower

[WuTang]

@Tommy Lee Sparta

now this guys ocha kwetu kwanza vile l was a footballer so kila msee alikuwa ananijuwa…unaweza ambiwa na watu kama 50 uwache kakitu before ufike home kwenyu…

sasa wale wabaya ni wale hukuja hadi kwenyu kukugotea…after amekusalimia wao huanza ivi " mtu wangu ata sitaki pesa mingi nadai tu so mbili nitoe lock"

Watu wa kulewa mi huwakausha live na wakiwa na ubaya mi huwaambia waseme. Kwani iko nene.

[WuTang]

@Afro

I pulled a bit of this stunt years ago. Nilishukia Ngambo instead,then cut across the valley approaching the home directly bila kutumia main road. Shida tu ilikua that jioni,out of touching nappier grass on the narrow path as i ascended towards the home,the tinny hairs za nappier grass zilinifanya nijikune like crazy,it gets worse when taking a shower

Chukua boda msee. Unaambia rider akanyage mafuta na unaweka kichwa chini. Hakuna mtu atajua.

[Tommy_Lee_Sparta]

@mabenda4

Kwetu ocha, kwa cucu , ni extended family with kindu seven homesteads za my uncles. Ukienda lazima uwe na kamzigo ka kila homestead. And before ukae chini, the uncles wanakuita kando mmoja mmoja. Unatoa za kiroro. Kila auntie akikupikia chai, anakupea shida zote za boma zenye your one year income hiwezi solve. Inabindi utoe kitu. Na saa hiyo childhood budies hawajapata info uko around juu umefika kininja. Wakipata info, wanakuja teke teke.
Mi ocha siendangi holidays come rain or floods.

o_Oo_Owaaah iza bro…

hawa ma uncle na aunty huni-uthi sana…unapataa msee anakuambia mashida hadi za school fee kwani wewe ni MCA ati ni kura unatafuta

NO WONDER wasee wengine hulenga kuenda home na anachange number

example dame mwingine nilikatiya wa mpesa,but she was always stressed up…salo anapewa 8k na home ocha kwao kila siku lazima awatumiye za sappa sad /wazazi wengine hufanya watoto wao hadi wakuwe malaya kutafuta mbeca

[WuTang]

@Tommy Lee Sparta

o_Oo_Owaaah iza bro…

hawa ma uncle na aunty huni-uthi sana…unapataa msee anakuambia mashida hadi za school fee kwani wewe ni MCA ati ni kura unatafuta

NO WONDER wasee wengine hulenga kuenda home na anachange number

example dame mwingine nilikatiya wa mpesa,but she was always stressed up…salo anapewa 8k na home ocha kwao kila siku lazima awatumiye za sappa sad /wazazi wengine hufanya watoto wao hadi wakuwe malaya kutafuta mbeca

Hao ndiyo wazazi huforce watoi wao wadrop out of chuo waende wakafanye umboch ama kutuma watoi wao wakaishi na distant relatives. A very common habit in western Kenya.

[Afro]

@Tommy Lee Sparta

@Afro ile noma nikama umetoka outside country example DUBAI ama USA hawa mafala wanadhani umekuja na dollars
sasa ukifanya blunder ulale home …lazima watakuja ma ma-panga…
no wonder unaonagaa msee akitoka majuu atakuja kugotea wazazi anaenda kulala nairobi town juu ya izi ufala

I remember nikiwa mdogo. Out of hio upuzi,there were relatives who would prefer that wakija Kenya,grand mum to be the one to visit them in their Thika or Nairobi home for i.e a week. Since wakija ata kama ni just for a day,wanaeza muwacha akivamiwa usiku by the idiots who now think lazima akue aliwachiwa kitu kikubwa

[WuTang]

@Afro

I remember nikiwa mdogo. Out of hio upuzi,there were relatives who would prefer that wakija Kenya,they would prefer grand mum to be the one to visit them in their Thika or Nairobi home for a week. Since wakija ata kama ni just for a day,wanaeza muwacha akivamiwa usiku by the idiots who now think lazima akue aliwachiwa kitu kikubwa

Hata dowry inalipwa kwa account siku hizi juu ya hiyo upuzi.

[Fire-Trak]

@Afro

Kuna these idiots,guys you used to play with mkiwa wadogo ukienda shagz after shule kufungwa. Most of them simply sit on the sides of the road idle. Then after umeshuka matatu you have to greet them as you walk towards the home wasiseme unaringa juu umetoka nairobi. Shida ni,they always ask uwaachie kakitu. Hapa ndio mimi hu-make sure kama ni punch nimeivunja ikakua tu-fifty bob twingi! Since huwezi patiana punch and expect change ikuje

Boss it’s like you’re from my place bwana. That’s exactly how it is. Hizo finje inabidi use na mob sometimes it even exceeds Punch naona heri nipande boda kwanza nifike home then I’ll see them laters when I’m ready for them.

[Afro]

@WuTang

Chukua boda msee. Unaambia rider akanyage mafuta na unaweka kichwa chini. Hakuna mtu atajua.

:D:D:D:D

[Fire-Trak]

@Tommy Lee Sparta

now this guys ocha kwetu kwanza vile l was a footballer so kila msee alikuwa ananijuwa…unaweza ambiwa na watu kama 50 uwache kakitu before ufike home kwenyu…

sasa wale wabaya ni wale hukuja hadi kwenyu kukugotea…after amekusalimia wao huanza ivi " mtu wangu ata sitaki pesa mingi nadai tu so mbili nitoe lock"

Soo mbili lock, kwani ni lock ya Solex? ukipea watano ni thao! Afadhali nipatie cucu hio ngiri, wakwende.

[Tommy_Lee_Sparta]

@riang'a nene

mûrio kwenu nî kiambu wapi?

apo karibu na mugetho