KUDINYA BOSS

When l was a younger confused chap nikiwa attachment and shiet nilikua nakufia ma cougar thinking they are better than my college girls juu wako na pesa , they know how to dress na wananuka poa. Nakumbuka nikiwa pale upper hill 3rd year always laughing at their stupid jokes kukimbilia mandazi kule kibandaski and generally being a lambistic piece of shiet. But then l grew up and realized all the power resides with us men. Never pedestalize an ageing kunguru… she had her fun when she was younger Acha sasa Pia wewe ujue utamu ya samaki unamkunja akiwa angali mchanga

Hapa chifo umedinya point kabisa, ukitaka heshima idumu, usitobe colleagues, it will ruin your job.

Hakuna hata mbicha ya office stapler , mdau?

Ulizikula hizo cougars ama ulikuwanga errand boy wao tuu?

mwanaume ukishageuzwa errand boy sahau kukamua, ata hug sidhani kama alipewa

Never break the Cardinal rule, Don’t pee where you eat!