Kukamua Instagram Model

Blvck · January 6, 2021, 4:26pm

Yeah. This makes a lot of sense.

Bazuka · January 6, 2021, 4:33pm

Weka picha ya uyo empress

REPLICA · January 6, 2021, 5:08pm

Blvck:

I’ve always lived strictly by the saying “Never pay for pvssy” , but after reading many of your lanye sexcapades here, I was very tempted.
Lacking the confidence to walk to River Road , pick a lanye and kamua her in a dingy hotel, nikaamua the next possible alternative ni online.

So boom, nimedownload dating app flani (name withheld). Setup a convincing profile then started dming whoever I found attractive. I started with small talk kidogo and then I pop the question: “Hookup?”

I got all kinds of offers, everywhere from Ksh 1000 to exaggerated prices like KSh20000 (Its always the average girls setting unrealistic standards haha).

So anyway, i decide on this girl called “Vanessa”. Vanessa is literally a 10 /10 (Kwa pics atleast). Yaani Instagram model type of shit. Looks early 20s, very pretty face, tiny
little waist, big thicc thighs and a nice round butt. Basically the type of girl you’d never have a chance with in the real world.

So tukadiscuss bei, akasema she wants Ksh1500 per shot. Which is fair I guess. Considering how fine she was.

Nisiskie mtu akisema “HiYo nI BeI yA KumA 20 TeaRoOM” Shut the fVck Up. I know.

Tukaexchange contacts. I quickly ask her to send me more pics just to confirm si catfish and she obliges. Let me tell you Maina, this girl is all kinds of fine. At that time
ata sikuwa naamini i’m about to stick my meat in her. (Yes I’m a simp haha)

We set a date and place; Sunday afternoon at my place na akakubali. None of that “Nitumie fare nonesense”. I was honestly surprised at how hassle free escorts are.

So fast forward to Sunday afternoon, i get a call. Its her saying amefika.

I open the gate and meet her. She wearing a flowery dress with open shoes. The pictures are 100% accurate. This is probably the most attractive woman ashai fika kwa mancave haha. I’m not exaggerating when i say this girl is crazy sexy. I got instantly hard just imagining all the things i was going to do to her.

So boom, we are in the house. She’s seated kwa couch and I’m faking some small talk here and there, just distracting myself from how much i just want to lift that dress
and absolutely destroy that pvssy.

I offer her a drink just to set the mood akakataa saying: “No babe, lets just start, unajua nikona client mwingine at 5pm.”

I’m taken aback. Hiyo statement ilinipata off-guard, but anyway I tried to ignore it.

I go sit right next to her and lean in for a kiss. I know some of you mtaniuliza why the fvck I was trying to kiss a hooker, when she probably had a d*ck in her mouth
prior to coming over. Bro, ata mimi sijui, I was just really horny.

So anyway, I go in for a kiss and she stops me.
She says says, “Apana. Pay first, si unajua vile nyinyi wanaume hukuwa sometimes”. Whatever that means.

I had almost forgot that she was an escort before that smh. I was too horny to argue anyway, so i mpesad her the money na tukaendelea.

We were kissing really passionately hapo kwa couch. I admit she’s really good at her job (Or good at faking it at least). I then led her to the bed and pulled her dress
over her head and quickly pulled her panties down, revealing her neatly shaved pvssy.

Hakuna time ya foreplay or anything. Mimi i just put on my red GoK condom and slid in. She let out a slight moan.
As soon as i started moving in and out , akaanza some of the worst fake moans nishaisikia. I think she just wanted me to cum, aende zake.

I told her to get on top and she did. Everything felt so mechanical with even more fake moans. Ironic how i’m getting the worst seks of my life from the most attractive
woman I’ve ever been with.

So anyway, soon as i was finished, the Post Nut Clarity that hit me was HEAVY. Sijui what i hated more, the bad sex or the fact that I paid for it.
I didn’t even care to initiate round 2. Nilimwambia aishie tu straight up.

That’s the first and last time I’m ever fvcking a prostitute.

Congratulations!!!Once you do it ,the cycle repeats itself automatically, lanyes are addictive

Pomegranates · January 6, 2021, 5:34pm

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Vanessa is literally a 10 /10 (Kwa pics atleast). Yaani Instagram model type of shit. Looks early 20s, very pretty face, tiny
little waist, big thicc thighs and a nice round butt. Basically the type of girl you’d never have a chance with in the real world.

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Boss, speak for yourself…use words like I and me. First singular pronouns

Wakarah · January 7, 2021, 4:05am

atleast you got the first experience now, soon utakuwa mzee wa kijiji

chasethepaper · January 7, 2021, 6:48am

We live and learn, always discuss with her about vitu kama fombe before mechi to release the tension remember anaogopa unaweza kuwa jambas or serial killer. I once asked one what turns her on akasema V & A which is only around 700 bob, she let loose and we fucked like rabbits. Nikama alisahau am just a client. Same applies to fuc**n a bitch who is not attracted to you and wants to use you, the sex will always be lackluster.

kushila · January 7, 2021, 7:01am

"No babe, lets just start, unajua nikona client mwingine at 5pm.
" PWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA… Ulipata mtaro

ugali_ya_jana · January 7, 2021, 8:02am

Blvck:

I’ve always lived strictly by the saying “Never pay for pvssy” , but after reading many of your lanye sexcapades here, I was very tempted.
Lacking the confidence to walk to River Road , pick a lanye and kamua her in a dingy hotel, nikaamua the next possible alternative ni online.

So boom, nimedownload dating app flani (name withheld). Setup a convincing profile then started dming whoever I found attractive. I started with small talk kidogo and then I pop the question: “Hookup?”

I got all kinds of offers, everywhere from Ksh 1000 to exaggerated prices like KSh20000 (Its always the average girls setting unrealistic standards haha).

So anyway, i decide on this girl called “Vanessa”. Vanessa is literally a 10 /10 (Kwa pics atleast). Yaani Instagram model type of shit. Looks early 20s, very pretty face, tiny
little waist, big thicc thighs and a nice round butt. Basically the type of girl you’d never have a chance with in the real world.

So tukadiscuss bei, akasema she wants Ksh1500 per shot. Which is fair I guess. Considering how fine she was.

Nisiskie mtu akisema “HiYo nI BeI yA KumA 20 TeaRoOM” Shut the fVck Up. I know.

Tukaexchange contacts. I quickly ask her to send me more pics just to confirm si catfish and she obliges. Let me tell you Maina, this girl is all kinds of fine. At that time
ata sikuwa naamini i’m about to stick my meat in her. (Yes I’m a simp haha)

We set a date and place; Sunday afternoon at my place na akakubali. None of that “Nitumie fare nonesense”. I was honestly surprised at how hassle free escorts are.

So fast forward to Sunday afternoon, i get a call. Its her saying amefika.

I open the gate and meet her. She wearing a flowery dress with open shoes. The pictures are 100% accurate. This is probably the most attractive woman ashai fika kwa mancave haha. I’m not exaggerating when i say this girl is crazy sexy. I got instantly hard just imagining all the things i was going to do to her.

So boom, we are in the house. She’s seated kwa couch and I’m faking some small talk here and there, just distracting myself from how much i just want to lift that dress
and absolutely destroy that pvssy.

I offer her a drink just to set the mood akakataa saying: “No babe, lets just start, unajua nikona client mwingine at 5pm.”

I’m taken aback. Hiyo statement ilinipata off-guard, but anyway I tried to ignore it.

I go sit right next to her and lean in for a kiss. I know some of you mtaniuliza why the fvck I was trying to kiss a hooker, when she probably had a d*ck in her mouth
prior to coming over. Bro, ata mimi sijui, I was just really horny.

So anyway, I go in for a kiss and she stops me.
She says says, “Apana. Pay first, si unajua vile nyinyi wanaume hukuwa sometimes”. Whatever that means.

I had almost forgot that she was an escort before that smh. I was too horny to argue anyway, so i mpesad her the money na tukaendelea.

We were kissing really passionately hapo kwa couch. I admit she’s really good at her job (Or good at faking it at least). I then led her to the bed and pulled her dress
over her head and quickly pulled her panties down, revealing her neatly shaved pvssy.

Hakuna time ya foreplay or anything. Mimi i just put on my red GoK condom and slid in. She let out a slight moan.
As soon as i started moving in and out , akaanza some of the worst fake moans nishaisikia. I think she just wanted me to cum, aende zake.

I told her to get on top and she did. Everything felt so mechanical with even more fake moans. Ironic how i’m getting the worst seks of my life from the most attractive
woman I’ve ever been with.

So anyway, soon as i was finished, the Post Nut Clarity that hit me was HEAVY. Sijui what i hated more, the bad sex or the fact that I paid for it.
I didn’t even care to initiate round 2. Nilimwambia aishie tu straight up.

That’s the first and last time I’m ever fvcking a prostitute.

SWAFFIEST HEKAYA I HAVE READ IN A LONG DAMN TIME

Starscream · January 7, 2021, 8:23am

Vanessa is literally a 10 /10 (Kwa pics atleast). Yaani Instagram model type of shit. Looks early 20s, very pretty face, tiny
little waist, big thicc thighs and a nice round butt. Basically the type of girl you’d never have a chance with in the real world.

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Boss, speak for yourself…use words like I and me. First singular pronouns
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Tunakuona pomegranates

Abysan · January 7, 2021, 10:05am

Looks goood!

mboyshaond · January 7, 2021, 10:54am

Pole sana elder…mm pia nilijoin ktalk after @Kidinyi hekaya were featured by mpasho nikaclick link ikanileta Hadi huku at the age of 19…as a good Christian nilikuwa nimesema siezi kula malaya lakini after reading a few hekaya in the next 3 years temptation zikanilemea…hio siku uhuru alifunga chuo juu ya corona…jioni ,nikajipeleka Hadi sabina joy kushuhudia pia mm experiences za elder…

Uzuri ya ktalk wanakupeanga the inside view and description of the place kutoka hapo nje nikaingia nikapatana na soja hapo kwa entrance akanifanyia check alafu nikapanda stairs Hadi juu…kufika nikaenda straight kwa urinals while throwing my eyes everywhere ndio nijue nitakula gani…of course kama kawaida kuna wenye wajaribu kunishika nikipita lakini I shrugged them off…

So niko kwa urinals nimeshikwa na anxiety naangalia nyuma nikitetemeka na kusweat kama fala juu nilikuwa najua ngombe imejileta kichijioni…ndio nikarealize zii I can’t do this am still young and naive…nikienda kuongelesha lanye lazima nitastammer so nikajitoa…

After nimesoma more hekayas here about how you guys eat fish smelling and bloody kuumas there huwa nashukuru sana things ender the way they did that night

pewa mbili kiongos

Mr.Kygo · January 7, 2021, 11:11am

let me stick to ghetto hootchies, bora hygiene is acceptable. i will pay salon money and spruce her as i dry fry something kienyenji, before she graduates to slay quin status when another nigger has to start paying for more expensive outfits and dates, and she learns to tatoo

Mr.Kygo · January 7, 2021, 11:22am

Blvck:

I’ve always lived strictly by the saying “Never pay for pvssy” , but after reading many of your lanye sexcapades here, I was very tempted.
Lacking the confidence to walk to River Road , pick a lanye and kamua her in a dingy hotel, nikaamua the next possible alternative ni online.

So boom, nimedownload dating app flani (name withheld). Setup a convincing profile then started dming whoever I found attractive. I started with small talk kidogo and then I pop the question: “Hookup?”

I got all kinds of offers, everywhere from Ksh 1000 to exaggerated prices like KSh20000 (Its always the average girls setting unrealistic standards haha).

So anyway, i decide on this girl called “Vanessa”. Vanessa is literally a 10 /10 (Kwa pics atleast). Yaani Instagram model type of shit. Looks early 20s, very pretty face, tiny
little waist, big thicc thighs and a nice round butt. Basically the type of girl you’d never have a chance with in the real world.

So tukadiscuss bei, akasema she wants Ksh1500 per shot. Which is fair I guess. Considering how fine she was.

Nisiskie mtu akisema “HiYo nI BeI yA KumA 20 TeaRoOM” Shut the fVck Up. I know.

Tukaexchange contacts. I quickly ask her to send me more pics just to confirm si catfish and she obliges. Let me tell you Maina, this girl is all kinds of fine. At that time
ata sikuwa naamini i’m about to stick my meat in her. (Yes I’m a simp haha)

We set a date and place; Sunday afternoon at my place na akakubali. None of that “Nitumie fare nonesense”. I was honestly surprised at how hassle free escorts are.

So fast forward to Sunday afternoon, i get a call. Its her saying amefika.

I open the gate and meet her. She wearing a flowery dress with open shoes. The pictures are 100% accurate. This is probably the most attractive woman ashai fika kwa mancave haha. I’m not exaggerating when i say this girl is crazy sexy. I got instantly hard just imagining all the things i was going to do to her.

So boom, we are in the house. She’s seated kwa couch and I’m faking some small talk here and there, just distracting myself from how much i just want to lift that dress
and absolutely destroy that pvssy.

I offer her a drink just to set the mood akakataa saying: “No babe, lets just start, unajua nikona client mwingine at 5pm.”

I’m taken aback. Hiyo statement ilinipata off-guard, but anyway I tried to ignore it.

I go sit right next to her and lean in for a kiss. I know some of you mtaniuliza why the fvck I was trying to kiss a hooker, when she probably had a d*ck in her mouth
prior to coming over. Bro, ata mimi sijui, I was just really horny.

So anyway, I go in for a kiss and she stops me.
She says says, “Apana. Pay first, si unajua vile nyinyi wanaume hukuwa sometimes”. Whatever that means.

I had almost forgot that she was an escort before that smh. I was too horny to argue anyway, so i mpesad her the money na tukaendelea.

We were kissing really passionately hapo kwa couch. I admit she’s really good at her job (Or good at faking it at least). I then led her to the bed and pulled her dress
over her head and quickly pulled her panties down, revealing her neatly shaved pvssy.

Hakuna time ya foreplay or anything. Mimi i just put on my red GoK condom and slid in. She let out a slight moan.
As soon as i started moving in and out , akaanza some of the worst fake moans nishaisikia. I think she just wanted me to cum, aende zake.

I told her to get on top and she did. Everything felt so mechanical with even more fake moans. Ironic how i’m getting the worst seks of my life from the most attractive
woman I’ve ever been with.

So anyway, soon as i was finished, the Post Nut Clarity that hit me was HEAVY. Sijui what i hated more, the bad sex or the fact that I paid for it.
I didn’t even care to initiate round 2. Nilimwambia aishie tu straight up.

That’s the first and last time I’m ever fvcking a prostitute.

that’s why i prefer kienyenji. that 1500 is appreciated like heaven, kitu unapewa roho safi.

Mwanaume_Pochi · January 7, 2021, 11:32am

Kabisaaa

Mr.Kygo · January 7, 2021, 11:35am

tell them, tena ile ukipewa first time, unakuta hajanyoa chini, its a confidence booster. hardcore hookers shave clean by default. hata maka ni milf, pima from a distance ile ni kienyenji hivi, sio ofice slayquins

Mwanaume_Pochi · January 7, 2021, 11:36am

Pewa mbili kiongos

olycrank · January 8, 2021, 2:48pm

Pale CL i used to set detailed T&Cs. i used to get fewer replies but they were worth it. My terms were;
-kama una mbio, unaenda kuchunga mtoto etc don’t reply
-kama huwezi pika don’t reply
-my duration ni overnight, i don’t do hours or shot counts
-come early na usiniamshe mapema, i wake very late
-If you’re a phone addict dont reply, nataka mtu tunaelewana coz i’m looking for a repeat person i can connect with

Thikhot · January 8, 2021, 3:42pm

Stop getting along with cheap Girls Let me sort you kiongozi link; https://www.nairobirahagirls.com/

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kalifa · January 8, 2021, 3:43pm

unawatoa wapi?

The_Beachmaster · January 8, 2021, 8:27pm

I’ve never seen the ending, just short clips :D:D:D