Kukula mboch bila dramah

And sons and nephews of the mboss.
A mboch is meal ready to eat (MRE) for all males in the house.

Umesahau chibundiro ama mboch hahafika hio bei

That is bad idea… rest assured ukikula it will blow in your face.

Boss hako ka feeling huwa hakakosi,nawezaje kuwa ba host chakula ya wengine kwangu

nilikula mboch wa my friend (Baba Ken), wakati aliacha kazi, tulifanya summary nikamzungusha akili nijue kama Bab Ken hutumbukiza chuma pia sababu ni wa kanisa sana. Akaniachia advice moja tempting, “ukiwahi kula mama Ken, walai atapiga nduru, Baba Ken ako na kamti kadogo sana, na humwaga chap chap sana”.

Chapa vitu lakini siku watakosana na boss ivo ndio mtakua roommates

Jembe

Kwa mahusiano sahihi PR ya muda mrefu mtaani kwako,usimle huyo jirani,samehe kabisa!

Ukimla utakua umejiletea vikwazo vya kiuchumi visivyokua na lazima.

Hata kama ukimla halafu ukawa unaleta totoz kwa lazima bila woga,bado uhuru uliokua nao zamani hautakuwepo kwa asilimia mia moja.

Na pia kumbuka huyo jirani akiona totoz zinazidi na yeye ulimla na ukamtosa,ataanza kujibu mapiga kwa kuchafua jina lako mtaani,ataongea chochote kukuza mambo uonekane kicheche sana hata kama kuna wazee na akina mama walikua wanakuheshimu mtaani,watashusha ile heshima…

Sasa basi,huyo jirani piga chini moja kwa moja kwa uhuru wako wakula totoz za kila aina unazo-import!

Majirani hua ni maduwanzi,piga chini!

Kuna wengine wakiona nongwa sana hua wanahama mtaa…Ukishahama mtaa ukahamia kwingine wale wa mtaa wa zamani uliokua unawatamani ndio unawa-import sasa,unapiga kadri uwezavyo…Ukiona umemaliza,unahama tena,series inajirudia…

Ila uzinzi mbaya,usifanye!

That is some solid piece of advise from an elder.
Thanks

Post evidence

i beg to differ with my fellow senior kidogo tu. kama iko swafi, kula, kesi baadaye. you should not loose on an 9/10 kienyenji for the sake of imaginary potential kungurus. wakati nilikuwa kijana barubaru nilikulia jirani mboch kwa muda, na mwishowe bibi. wakati nilikula bibi ndio nilihama.

WTF, ulikula mboch na bibi?? that is dangerous ground brother

Hahahahaaaa

Mkuu,huu ni udhalimu mkali sana…!

Unakula mboch baada ya kuhama mzee…Hapo hapo utatumia nguvu na akili nyingi mno kula hizo mbochs za jirani…Yanini vurugu zote hizi?Tena unaweza hata upunguze ufanisi ya kula mboch yenyewe sababu ya wasiwasi na second guessings…

Ukihama then una-import mizigo yote ya mtaa uliokua kabla,unakula moja baada ya ingine kwa nafasi bila bugudha!

:D:D

kweli wewe ni mfuasi sugu , hahhaha. connecting dots fast. kama wewe ni Baba Ken, jua nilikunyandulia mboch na wife. na nikaendelea na wife for sometime on away matches.

mboch alienda job kwingine. bibi alinifuatisha mpaka mahali nilihamia for like one year, at least twice a month

of coz it is, thats why I moved out, return match ya bibiye ilifanyiwa in a new teritory, na ikaendelea almost a year.