Kuma ngiwa wife Banae

sludgist · January 21, 2020, 10:48am

Kipii sitaki upusu…rusha quarter nimeze

Kihii_Kiaganu · January 21, 2020, 10:48am

Kunywa meakins polepole

sludgist · January 21, 2020, 10:50am

Mbona kipii unataka ua mimi bana…ile siku ntaLand mfangano street utaona moshi

Kihii_Kiaganu · January 21, 2020, 10:52am

Mfangano ni wapi chokosh

sludgist · January 21, 2020, 10:54am

Pale karibu na ngogu-ini

edd_K · January 21, 2020, 10:59am

gikuyu:

Two things traumatized me on Friday nikiwa kwa Bar.

Jama flani najua kwa umbali zile za salamu tu because he used to be a Dj but now works for the county Gov akatokea nikiwa na boy wangu tuna piga mzinga yetu taratibu huku tuna chana chini ya Maji lest the bouncer notices atu chuje.

Anyway, this guy joined us, I will call him DJ-tukiwa tu story nika notice amekua restless excess, kiasi kiasi ana point the next table ati huyo dem ako hapo ni wife wake. The mama was with another dude, looked like a college guy, I will call him Dude. This mama is fine-looking and for sure I’m not exaggerating. A Maasai,thick vizuri tu,light-skinned. At some point nilikua nataka kudai number before DJ aingie club. She looks like Amber Ray{unaweza google hio mkamba}.

I have never felt infuriated in my life like Friday. later on, I had to leave coz niliona na weza murder kijana ya wenyewe I end up ku chunishwa skuma na beef ata sijui-which is the second thing that traumatized me that day, kuona kuna mseh flani ame kua g** juu ya Kamiti kwa hio bar bado: Hekaya badae.

So I approached the Dude and asked whether he knows the chiq is married and the husband is seated at the next table. The guy was polite, he said he has no beef in fact he doesn’t want the chiq. I went back to my table. Kiasi tu naona wameaza ku dance huku DJ ana kula moto,pia mimi na boy wangu tulikua tumeanza ku jam mbaya sasa,kuona Dj akifanyiwa hivi life life si eti wanajificha ama nini.

We had two chiqs on our table, I politely requested one of them to dance with the Dj, ndio huyo wife wa Bazenga maybe askia vibaya, which actually happened:D. I decided to go out, I talked to the bouncers and the Dude aka chujwa.At least for a min, there was peace.I acn only imagine what was going through the Dj’s mind.

Dem aka baki peke yake,sasa anahangaika kila mahali ku dance tu na anybody.it was very hilarious :D:D.After like 30 minutes yule Dude akarudi na naona wana bonga na ma bouncers sasa ,!i was like hii mbwaa ime hongana!! i would be damed!!!the mama was soo happy mpaka wana pigana mate sasa na ku darana hadharani!!maze kua BETA male ni mbaya juu huyu Dj alikua ati ana negotiate story ya bibi yake na huyo kijana sometime ana kaa tu hapo helpless ,and its like this Dude new the Dj cant do shit.Najua ile kumangana walimangana badae,blunder!

me nilienda home juu nili jaa gas sana nikama ni dem wangu.ata siku show msee nime jikata.Juu niliona the wife has been cheating with the Dude save now they can’t hide it, and she was extremely horny over the Dude.
story ni Ndefu ,i can answer kwa comments kama kuna mtu ata washwa washwa.

labda they are just messing with you…

Kihii_Kiaganu · January 21, 2020, 11:06am

Siku hizi Niko Radisson blu

Sabretooth · January 21, 2020, 11:15am

Niaje Dude. Mwambie tu directly wewe hukuwa na ubaya kukasirisha huyo beshte yake Dj. Wewe ulienda tu kujibamba dame akajileta.

Shuma_mre_dani · January 21, 2020, 11:17am

Hio ilikuwa hekaya ndio akunywe mzinga yenu… If your wife is philandering around wewe utakaa hapo unamwangalia tu akiget it on with some other boy?

Encore · January 21, 2020, 11:21am

if its true
then Its his fault that he let it get to that point
mwanamke si wa kumbembeleza hivyo vyote… your no longer dating
its clear she knows he is there and wants that poor beta to suffer thats not marriage thats a prison
, she aint even worthy to be called wife,acha kuhanywa, ati mnaagiza pombe na bibi yako kwa counter moja tf!!
They have a kid! hapa unachora line…wewe jifanye. record video akiwa kwa bar akipeana mate, baadae unafukuza yeye unapeana report kwa wazee na wazazi na unaishi na mtoto
kakinuka who is to stay with the kid iende kortini present efidense ya video (sijui kama hizi koti bandia zitaikitikia though)
just make sure she realises you and the kid can do without her
i wouldnt even be stresses thats good riddance cz she would have brought with her bad parenting and diseases

sludgist · January 21, 2020, 11:41am

Umbwa ii…ita @Phylgee tukutane huko

LeoK · January 21, 2020, 11:48am

That’s why I keep reminding talkers that matawi ni ya mbuzi. Nobody else can have such bs.

Freyja · January 21, 2020, 11:48am

Pathetic is the fact that a full grown ass nigga with balls can come into a club , see his wife with another man and start whining to strangers.
You on the other hand… you felt infuriated probably coz the same shit happened to you Maybe ? Same way most people join in a mob justice because they have been robbed before but they know very well they are not victims of thief getting stoned …( pole sana for real)… and you went a step further and interfered with a real alpha who was probably going to gerrit from a very attractive thick yello yello chick.A chick you were eyeing too …

Are you seeing where I’m going with this ?

Your DJ friend who you know kwa umbaliii claims he is married to this random chick . Do you know her ? Did you go to their rùracio? Were you a witness in their wedding ?
Coz if this was a man bursting his WIFE , there would be mayhem to behold.
You probably bought that weak ass idiot a drink …thinking you have come through for your boy.

Saa zingine y’all need to let some dumb couples sort their issues. What if you lost a limb or an eye in your crusade ? Utaambia watu nini ?

gobshite · January 21, 2020, 12:11pm

gikuyu:

Two things traumatized me on Friday nikiwa kwa Bar.

Jama flani najua kwa umbali zile za salamu tu because he used to be a Dj but now works for the county Gov akatokea nikiwa na boy wangu tuna piga mzinga yetu taratibu huku tuna chana chini ya Maji lest the bouncer notices atu chuje.

Anyway, this guy joined us, I will call him DJ-tukiwa tu story nika notice amekua restless excess, kiasi kiasi ana point the next table ati huyo dem ako hapo ni wife wake. The mama was with another dude, looked like a college guy, I will call him Dude. This mama is fine-looking and for sure I’m not exaggerating. A Maasai,thick vizuri tu,light-skinned. At some point nilikua nataka kudai number before DJ aingie club. She looks like Amber Ray{unaweza google hio mkamba}.

I have never felt infuriated in my life like Friday. later on, I had to leave coz niliona na weza murder kijana ya wenyewe I end up ku chunishwa skuma na beef ata sijui-which is the second thing that traumatized me that day, kuona kuna mseh flani ame kua g** juu ya Kamiti kwa hio bar bado: Hekaya badae.

So I approached the Dude and asked whether he knows the chiq is married and the husband is seated at the next table. The guy was polite, he said he has no beef in fact he doesn’t want the chiq. I went back to my table. Kiasi tu naona wameaza ku dance huku DJ ana kula moto,pia mimi na boy wangu tulikua tumeanza ku jam mbaya sasa,kuona Dj akifanyiwa hivi life life si eti wanajificha ama nini.

We had two chiqs on our table, I politely requested one of them to dance with the Dj, ndio huyo wife wa Bazenga maybe askia vibaya, which actually happened:D. I decided to go out, I talked to the bouncers and the Dude aka chujwa.At least for a min, there was peace.I acn only imagine what was going through the Dj’s mind.

Dem aka baki peke yake,sasa anahangaika kila mahali ku dance tu na anybody.it was very hilarious :D:D.After like 30 minutes yule Dude akarudi na naona wana bonga na ma bouncers sasa ,!i was like hii mbwaa ime hongana!! i would be damed!!!the mama was soo happy mpaka wana pigana mate sasa na ku darana hadharani!!maze kua BETA male ni mbaya juu huyu Dj alikua ati ana negotiate story ya bibi yake na huyo kijana sometime ana kaa tu hapo helpless ,and its like this Dude new the Dj cant do shit.Najua ile kumangana walimangana badae,blunder!

me nilienda home juu nili jaa gas sana nikama ni dem wangu.ata siku show msee nime jikata.Juu niliona the wife has been cheating with the Dude save now they can’t hide it, and she was extremely horny over the Dude.
story ni Ndefu ,i can answer kwa comments kama kuna mtu ata washwa washwa.

DJ = I. but we get your drift

Kihii_Kiaganu · January 21, 2020, 12:12pm

Freyja:

Pathetic is the fact that a full grown ass nigga with balls can come into a club , see his wife with another man and start whining to strangers.
You on the other hand… you felt infuriated probably coz the same shit happened to you Maybe ? Same way most people join in a mob justice because they have been robbed before but they know very well they are not victims of thief getting stoned …( pole sana for real)… and you went a step further and interfered with a real alpha who was probably going to gerrit from a very attractive thick yello yello chick.A chick you were eyeing too …

Are you seeing where I’m going with this ?

Your DJ friend who you know kwa umbaliii claims he is married to this random chick . Do you know her ? Did you go to their rùracio? Were you a witness in their wedding ?
Coz if this was a man bursting his WIFE , there would be mayhem to behold.
You probably bought that weak ass idiot a drink …thinking you have come through for your boy.

Saa zingine y’all need to let some dumb couples sort their issues. What if you lost a limb or an eye in your crusade ? Utaambia watu nini ?

Wewe ndiyo phylgee?

Kihii_Kiaganu · January 21, 2020, 12:14pm

Sitambui hiyo ghasia

sludgist · January 21, 2020, 12:19pm

The only thighs …za @Nefertities akiweka …wewe ulikuwa kippii

gikuyu · January 21, 2020, 12:22pm

Najua unadhani ni mimi,just chill.im just narrating.its your word against mine buddy

gikuyu · January 21, 2020, 12:24pm

Freyja:

Pathetic is the fact that a full grown ass nigga with balls can come into a club , see his wife with another man and start whining to strangers.
You on the other hand… you felt infuriated probably coz the same shit happened to you Maybe ? Same way most people join in a mob justice because they have been robbed before but they know very well they are not victims of thief getting stoned …( pole sana for real)… and you went a step further and interfered with a real alpha who was probably going to gerrit from a very attractive thick yello yello chick.A chick you were eyeing too …

Are you seeing where I’m going with this ?

Your DJ friend who you know kwa umbaliii claims he is married to this random chick . Do you know her ? Did you go to their rùracio? Were you a witness in their wedding ?
Coz if this was a man bursting his WIFE , there would be mayhem to behold.
You probably bought that weak ass idiot a drink …thinking you have come through for your boy.

Saa zingine y’all need to let some dumb couples sort their issues. What if you lost a limb or an eye in your crusade ? Utaambia watu nini ?

I know you want to sound clever but your comment is full of fallacies.no need for all the assumptions,the story I’m giving is as is.

mr.musk · January 21, 2020, 12:27pm

you are responded to the wrong person, hehe, not me. nimechangia tu