Kumangana Nairobi lodgo

[Lifeist]

@Tommy Lee Sparta

@Lifeist niko tu kaka kuwa busy kiasi narudi full swing
magazine zinakuja

Sawa heavyweight!

[Shyguy]

@Tommy Lee Sparta

dryfry iyo chipo hadi saa nane…piga simu job call in sick
enda home saa kumi ukinuka condoms like a real MAN

LOl!

[pamba]

Mimi nitaweka story siku ingine.

[trish]

@ol monk

What’s so bad about going home to a lovely meal made by your wife that you choose to head to a lodging ata si hotel room LODGING!!!

Swali ya mwisho

Ulioa kwanini?

hapo umenena

I think men like these ni wale hujifanya tujogoo; married for convenience or to please their mothers…brag to people here how they DF every Jane and Mary in Nairobi, get AIDS in the process of “fun”, infect their wives…turn to Christ and spend their shitty remaining years regretting before leaving their kids orphans!! BS!!!

[Mathaais]

@Mwa

jamaa alishikwa na polisi mwanamke akapelekwa kwake. Akamwambie ampe kashoti kamoja. Kimchezo hizi madam akaficha nguo za njamaa. wakakulana mpaka asubuhi.
Morning wakachora ati jamaa afungiwe ndani ya cell na askari mmoja mwanaume apigie bibi amuambie achukue bwanake kamukunji police station.
It worked. bibi alikuja bio akatoa jamaa na akampea pole mingi sana.

Am I losing my ability to comprehend or what is this?

[Dunya]

@trish

hapo umenena

I think men like these ni wale hujifanya tujogoo; married for convenience or to please their mothers…brag to people here how they DF every Jane and Mary in Nairobi, get AIDS in the process of “fun”, infect their wives…turn to Christ and spend their shitty remaining years regretting before leaving their kids orphans!! BS!!!

Are they getting AIDS from trees, is’nt it from women

[Lab]

@Tommy Lee Sparta

PLAN B

dryfry iyo chipo hadi saa nane…piga simu job call in sick
enda home saa kumi ukinuka condoms like a real MAN

i will go with plan B hehehe

[Ice_Cube]

@pamba

Mimi nitaweka story siku ingine.

wewe pamba kila siku ni kusema siku ingine na hazijawahi fika

[Mwenyewe]

ndo maana mimi husema nipo nipo kwanza (mpaka nijihisi nataka kutulia)…sioi leo, wala kesho…hakuna haja ya kumletea mkeo ukimwi na pengine amekuwa mwaminifu sana kwako

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWZw8yDnmTc

[trish]

@Dunya

Are they getting AIDS from trees, is’nt it from women

replying to this will be insult to my intelligence

[kanu_lingus]

@mache

you manga her one joti… after 2 and a half jotis…

Mtu yangu, JOTIS?

Hii lafudhi ya kutoka mlima Kenya itaku ua.

[Blackpearl]

@ol monk

What’s so bad about going home to a lovely meal made by your wife that you choose to head to a lodging ata si hotel room LODGING!!!

Swali ya mwisho

Ulioa kwanini?

Excitement and new adventure. .kwanza if you have a wife who doesn’t want to try new things

[pamba]

@Ice_Cube

wewe pamba kila siku ni kusema siku ingine na hazijawahi fika

Naweka weekend omwami .

[fishmonger]

Nothing as embarrassing and regretful as a married man going home in the morning after sunrise knowing very well you slept with a mpango somewhere in a lodge. The feeling is enough to change your behavior even if you manage to get away with a perfect excuse to your wife.

[vuja_de]

@Tommy Lee Sparta

then tafuta beste yako akuchape ngumi poa kwa uso…atleast uende kama umefura nyumbani ndio wife aonee kweli ulikuwa karao…

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Mwenyewe]

@pamba

Naweka weekend omwami .

usije sahau ile stori nyingine ya yule mke balaa pia

[danji1]

@Mwenyewe

ndo maana mimi husema nipo nipo kwanza (mpaka nijihisi nataka kutulia)…sioi leo, wala kesho…hakuna haja ya kumletea mkeo ukimwi na pengine amekuwa mwaminifu sana kwako

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWZw8yDnmTc

Mwana Fa

[Hunter_Xp]

@kijanamrefu

Equal in force, opposite in direction.

third law of motion , action and reaction forces are equal but act in opposing directions.

[Conservative_dude]

Don’t people have shame? How do you sleep in a lodging? I’m thinking of a dirty room, squeaky bed, dirty beddings, puffy smell everywhere…hapana!

[WuTang]

@Conservative dude

Don’t people have shame? How do you sleep in a lodging? I’m thinking of a dirty room, squeaky bed, dirty beddings, puffy smell everywhere…hapana!

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