Kumbe nyumba yangu imekuwa brothel

[KERORO_ON_TOP]

@Hennessy & Naps

Asubuhi nilipewa morning glory as is the norm but since the red river was due to flow kesho ilibidii nimechapa mara tatu…baadae nikapikiwa chai na mayai kama kawa alafu nikaenda hustle. Kufika kitu 10am tumbo ikaanza kuguruma,by 10:57hrs roll mzima ya tissue ilikuwa imeisha. Nikaamua niende kwa mansion mapema.By the time nishuke mat I was feeling better, Kuingia nyumba hivi napata ndume imepandilia kike flani kwa kitanda yangu. Tangu lini kitanda ya mfalme ikaguswa na mtree holder mwingine?? After kutingisha boy na damme, wakaanza kuropokwa. Kumbe damme ni lanye wa craiglist,huwa anakomboa nyumba hio masaa analipa msupa wangu 1500. Ushawai changanyikiwa hadi unaanza kupumua na maskio? Nikiwa nimejiseti mwisho ya kitanda nikiwaza wakaanza kuchange nikaona ile kitu sio mbaya vile na inakaa iko kitu 20-22yrs. Nikaamka na hasira nikashow ule boy alipee lanye na ajitoe. After boy kuchomoka, nilijirusha kwa kitanda nikaendelea mechi. Kitu ilikuwa swafi. Aliitingisha kiuno akiwa juu yangu hadi pancrease na liver zikamwaga kivyao. After nimemalizia nikarudi hustle. Sasa nafikiria kumtafutia nyumba tugawane income.

The best nurse

[Gikonyo]

Hii niliona mahali

[system]

@Gikonyo

Hii niliona mahali

Oh oh… :D:D

[system]

:D:D:D:D:D:D

[confused_villager]

@Hennessy & Naps

Ushawai changanyikiwa hadi unaanza kupumua na maskio?

:D:D:D:D:D

[coldpilsner]

Chieth

[tombayeye]

@Hennessy & Naps

anakomboa nyumba hio masaa analipa msupa wangu 1500.

kitumbua kimeingia mchanga

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRdTXZtVEmnrh2QtJcsjB66PcaMGr-JwYL4Dg4k2agUt4MJzXG7

[Bazuka]

Chungana sana hii story ya housewife kuzubaa tu kwa nyumba. These things happen siku hizi
Jamaa ameoa anambia slayqueen hawaezi enda kwake
Slayqueen anapigia sistake anamwambia waende kwake, jamaa apatie uyo sister yake iyo pesa angelipa lodging
Sister ya slayqueen anakubali
Damn!!

[confused_villager]

@Tom Bayeye

kitumbua kimeingia mchanga

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRdTXZtVEmnrh2QtJcsjB66PcaMGr-JwYL4Dg4k2agUt4MJzXG7

:D:D:D

[MarkMarco]

Hehheh

[Kwotinde]

@Hennessy & Naps

Asubuhi nilipewa morning glory as is the norm but since the red river was due to flow kesho ilibidii nimechapa mara tatu…baadae nikapikiwa chai na mayai kama kawa alafu nikaenda hustle. Kufika kitu 10am tumbo ikaanza kuguruma,by 10:57hrs roll mzima ya tissue ilikuwa imeisha. Nikaamua niende kwa mansion mapema.By the time nishuke mat I was feeling better, Kuingia nyumba hivi napata ndume imepandilia kike flani kwa kitanda yangu. Tangu lini kitanda ya mfalme ikaguswa na mtree holder mwingine?? After kutingisha boy na damme, wakaanza kuropokwa. Kumbe damme ni lanye wa craiglist,huwa anakomboa nyumba hio masaa analipa msupa wangu 1500. Ushawai changanyikiwa hadi unaanza kupumua na maskio? Nikiwa nimejiseti mwisho ya kitanda nikiwaza wakaanza kuchange nikaona ile kitu sio mbaya vile na inakaa iko kitu 20-22yrs. Nikaamka na hasira nikashow ule boy alipee lanye na ajitoe. After boy kuchomoka, nilijirusha kwa kitanda nikaendelea mechi. Kitu ilikuwa swafi. Aliitingisha kiuno akiwa juu yangu hadi pancrease na liver zikamwaga kivyao. After nimemalizia nikarudi hustle. Sasa nafikiria kumtafutia nyumba tugawane income.

Savage

[ChifuMbitika]

Hii ni wazimu au ni kurogwa?

[kasaman]

@Hennessy & Naps

Asubuhi nilipewa morning glory as is the norm but since the red river was due to flow kesho ilibidii nimechapa mara tatu…baadae nikapikiwa chai na mayai kama kawa alafu nikaenda hustle. Kufika kitu 10am tumbo ikaanza kuguruma,by 10:57hrs roll mzima ya tissue ilikuwa imeisha. Nikaamua niende kwa mansion mapema.By the time nishuke mat I was feeling better, Kuingia nyumba hivi napata ndume imepandilia kike flani kwa kitanda yangu. Tangu lini kitanda ya mfalme ikaguswa na mtree holder mwingine?? After kutingisha boy na damme, wakaanza kuropokwa. Kumbe damme ni lanye wa craiglist,huwa anakomboa nyumba hio masaa analipa msupa wangu 1500. Ushawai changanyikiwa hadi unaanza kupumua na maskio? Nikiwa nimejiseti mwisho ya kitanda nikiwaza wakaanza kuchange nikaona ile kitu sio mbaya vile na inakaa iko kitu 20-22yrs. Nikaamka na hasira nikashow ule boy alipee lanye na ajitoe. After boy kuchomoka, nilijirusha kwa kitanda nikaendelea mechi. Kitu ilikuwa swafi. Aliitingisha kiuno akiwa juu yangu hadi pancrease na liver zikamwaga kivyao. After nimemalizia nikarudi hustle. Sasa nafikiria kumtafutia nyumba tugawane income.

Wewe ni mjinga…sasa include ARV in your daily meals !

[Alchemist]

@kasaman

Wewe ni mjinga…sasa include ARV in your daily meals !

Akunywe tu makali kutoka babadogo. Especially Napoleon.

[nobert]

@Tom Bayeye

kitumbua kimeingia mchanga

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRdTXZtVEmnrh2QtJcsjB66PcaMGr-JwYL4Dg4k2agUt4MJzXG7

This one always doesn’t disappoint :D:D:D:D

[Don_quixote]

Kwani Hiyo mansion ni kali aje?

[Simcard_error]

Kuhara ni symptoms za hive. Seems ulipata preview yet u didn’t take the heed

[Koolibah]

Mchawi huzikwa na wachawi wenzake -Raila Odinga