KUNGURU ENCOUNTERS

[WuTang]

Yeah. Guka @FieldMarshal CouchP kuom kiasi. Mwanaume anaenda kununua kitunguu kwa kibanda anasuguliwa pussy kwa stairs na hataki. Talkers, mtatuonyesha maneno.:rolleyes::rolleyes:

[Etigere]

Yaani unapewa through pass hadi unapata boner na bado unaringa?

Btw huyo kunguru hupeana hujua kujichunga and anyone who goes in there in full knowledge of this sheaths it. Just hump and go, usizoee na usichape ulimi mahali popote.

[MBOMB]

Wakamba wanavaa black mini skirt na white hot-pant…?

[His_Excellency]

@HABILIS

This weekend nilijipata kwa kunguru flani eastlando, things heatedup and before long i was pumping her puthy to oblivion. Mara tu! Condom ika fyatuka… Nikachomoa msedes faster sana from her cooch!.. She proceeded to tell me to maliza tu atameza epill of which i swiftly declined… Nikaingia bafu nikawash msedes with concetrated jik… And said adios to her.

Bro na unipe number nika malizie ;)

[Ice_Cube]

@MBOMB

Wakamba wanavaa black mini skirt na white hot-pant…?

hata hapo nimepotea

[AMB_Sunday]

Kaos are God’s gift to man. Wao hugawa kugawa ukisema ni cheap wengine tunakamua

[Koolibah]

Niaje Muturi? Unabembelezewa kuma!

[system]

:D:D:D
Wololo.
Coomer zinafly kama shrapnel na raia zinadive for cover.
Mnaishi wapi pia mimi nitembee huko kidogo?

[Mzee_mzima]

@introvert

Coomer

Hehe jatelo

[system]

@Mzee mzima

Hehe jatelo

:D:D
Nilijifunza Brusselese.

[Southern_Comfort]

@Guru

What do men want really? You give in,you are cheap. You lenga them,you are proud. Washa ikae

haha ur avatar though

[Sogomba_Sadamkale]

Women drool for my big penis.

[system]

@Phylgee

:D:D:DI thought men liked it easy?? Sasa tuseme wewe ni fisi wa kukaa ngumu??

Nice avatar

[Okwonkwo]

@Phylgee

:D:D:DI thought men liked it easy?? Sasa tuseme wewe ni fisi wa kukaa ngumu??

:D:D:D:D ame #Resist

[troller]

@Stinger

Hapo nilichorea hiyo story mara that. Hivo ndo watu hukufa.

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[mikel]

As usual ktalk men are irresistible …models wanawataka na hamtakiki

[system]

@Quanstrom

1. I once had a chic sides za Kasarani. I decided to visit her so nkachukua mat za kuenda izo sides. Kwa mat nikaketi with some very curious student alikuwa na maswali mingi kama polisi. “Hey” “Hot weather” “Which tribe are you?” etc mpaka wasee wakanotice kwa mat. Majibu zangu ni “yes” “no” “sometimes” juu nilikuwa tu nafikiria vile ntaenda kufikisha threshold. She was good looking but I had bigger fish to fry anyway. That was an uncomfortable ride mpaka donda akaniambia nimpee throughpass juu ni kama siko interested. Never bothered to take her number.
2. Kuna day laptop yangu ilispoil nikaenda tao kuiundisha. Nikishuka stairs nikapatana na some black girl. Akaniuliza nimuonyeshe kwenye M-pesa iko. Alikuwa anaongea English throughout sasa kwa M-pesa ndio niliconfirm ni some South Sudanese student juu aliniambia nichill atoe pesa. Aliwithdraw 30k akaingia supermarket, maswali mingi kuniuliza “tribe” etc. Sikuwa na form juu I had nothing to do for one hour laptop ikiundwa na yeye ananiambia tu nimkeep company juu hajui Nai. Long story short aliita cab akasema apelekwe lavington. We exchanged numbers akawa anacall 24/7 then I realized ni daughter ya some South Sudanese government official. Akaniuliza when we are “hooking-up” kama niko available weekend. End of story juu I ignored her calls and texts since that time.
3. Nikiwa pale campo kuna day nilikuwa dryspell sana. I had just been dumped by two girls for obvious reasons. Two weeks no puy. Sasa nikiwa library, nikaona dame msawa amezubaa na mawazo mob sana. I introduced myself nikamwambia tuishie keja tukawatch movie awache kuboeka. 30 minutes later alikuwa ashasema ako dry spell ya one year na anataka mti mara iyo iyo. In 30 minutes after kutoa kunguru library nilikuwa nakamua nikiwa nimevaa helmet. Sikudhani kunguru pia hupata dryspell mbaya ivo juu at that time she was willing to do anything for a fk:D…by the way she initiated the sex nilipomuuliza what she likes doing akajibu “kissing”.
4. Beshte yangu wa mtaa Amos aliniintroduce kwa dame alikuwa anafisia mhot sana. The bitch was a 10/10 but alikuwa hard to get sana vile niliskia. Siku moja nkaona friend request facebook from the kunguru. After five minutes anasema “Niko mtaa yenyu, unaishi wapi exactly nikam?”…hata hatukuwa tunajuana sana isipokuwa majina:eek: Threshold ikafikishwa lakini biatch fulani neiba yangu iliambia Amos ubeshte ikaisha for a while.

Kwani mimi nilirogwa sipatagi hizi bahati.Ama ni juu ya vile siwezi samehea

[system]

@Guru

What do men want really? You give in,you are cheap. You lenga them,you are proud. Washa ikae

Kuna vile mtu akijipa na kitu you consider valuable unaanzanga kushuku. If someone gave you a Toyota VX for no reason utaanza kushuku anataka something sinister from you, or gari iko na shida.

So hizo coomer mtu huanza kujiuliza mbona ananipea so easily? Kwani nini mbaya nayo? Jifanye unakataa kidogo.

[Guru]

@Alpha Canis Majoris

Kuna vile mtu akijipa na kitu you consider valuable unaanzanga kushuku. If someone gave you a Toyota VX for no reason utaanza kushuku anataka something sinister from you, or gari iko na shida.

So hizo coomer mtu huanza kujiuliza mbona ananipea so easily? Kwani nini mbaya nayo? Jifanye unakataa kidogo.

Mmmhhh!

[system]

@Quanstrom

1. I once had a chic sides za Kasarani. I decided to visit her so nkachukua mat za kuenda izo sides. Kwa mat nikaketi with some very curious student alikuwa na maswali mingi kama polisi. “Hey” “Hot weather” “Which tribe are you?” etc mpaka wasee wakanotice kwa mat. Majibu zangu ni “yes” “no” “sometimes” juu nilikuwa tu nafikiria vile ntaenda kufikisha threshold. She was good looking but I had bigger fish to fry anyway. That was an uncomfortable ride mpaka donda akaniambia nimpee throughpass juu ni kama siko interested. Never bothered to take her number.
2. Kuna day laptop yangu ilispoil nikaenda tao kuiundisha. Nikishuka stairs nikapatana na some black girl. Akaniuliza nimuonyeshe kwenye M-pesa iko. Alikuwa anaongea English throughout sasa kwa M-pesa ndio niliconfirm ni some South Sudanese student juu aliniambia nichill atoe pesa. Aliwithdraw 30k akaingia supermarket, maswali mingi kuniuliza “tribe” etc. Sikuwa na form juu I had nothing to do for one hour laptop ikiundwa na yeye ananiambia tu nimkeep company juu hajui Nai. Long story short aliita cab akasema apelekwe lavington. We exchanged numbers akawa anacall 24/7 then I realized ni daughter ya some South Sudanese government official. Akaniuliza when we are “hooking-up” kama niko available weekend. End of story juu I ignored her calls and texts since that time.
3. Nikiwa pale campo kuna day nilikuwa dryspell sana. I had just been dumped by two girls for obvious reasons. Two weeks no puy. Sasa nikiwa library, nikaona dame msawa amezubaa na mawazo mob sana. I introduced myself nikamwambia tuishie keja tukawatch movie awache kuboeka. 30 minutes later alikuwa ashasema ako dry spell ya one year na anataka mti mara iyo iyo. In 30 minutes after kutoa kunguru library nilikuwa nakamua nikiwa nimevaa helmet. Sikudhani kunguru pia hupata dryspell mbaya ivo juu at that time she was willing to do anything for a fk:D…by the way she initiated the sex nilipomuuliza what she likes doing akajibu “kissing”.
4. Beshte yangu wa mtaa Amos aliniintroduce kwa dame alikuwa anafisia mhot sana. The bitch was a 10/10 but alikuwa hard to get sana vile niliskia. Siku moja nkaona friend request facebook from the kunguru. After five minutes anasema “Niko mtaa yenyu, unaishi wapi exactly nikam?”…hata hatukuwa tunajuana sana isipokuwa majina:eek: Threshold ikafikishwa lakini biatch fulani neiba yangu iliambia Amos ubeshte ikaisha for a while.

how I wish I can be a brown skin for a few days