Kwa Njenga

[Mwafricaj]

Solution is always to never eat alone.
Ita mtoi mpatie vijiko mbili mathake akiona.
Hata ile juo unaleteangwa kutoka kitchen. Pea mtoi sip alafu ukunywe. Hawezi jaribu ujinga hio. Its easier to murder you in your sleep

[system]

@Deez Nuts

mimi naeza swipe chakula ya bibi ile time chakula inaombewa ! then unaangalia bibi aking’ang’ana kusiaga steel wire with guilt and regret juu amepatikana , saa hiyo unamuuliza , "mama boi , food iko aje ? "

…after hiyo hakuna haja ya kum - punish , just play it cool and hatawai rudia hio ujinga tena …

Hii kuongea about steel wool ndio inawapa ideas

[system]

@ChifuMbitika

Since I learnt of this thing about steel wool, I don’t get served food at home. I serve myself straight from the sifuria. I can even decide to serve myself kwa sahani ya mtoto or in some funny dish. Sometimes I even feign to be full then eat at a time you can’t predict.

Nunua “spark” ukuwe unapitisha kwa food kabla ukule

[poyoloko]

@uwesmake

Hata Mimi huita Clichy tukule na yeye

Kwanza wewe your time is near

[kijanamrefu]

@ninja417

Nunua “spark” ukuwe unapitisha kwa food kabla ukule

:D:D

[conteh]

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

@ninja417

Nunua “spark” ukuwe unapitisha kwa food kabla ukule

[Kilpatrick]

@ChifuMbitika

Since I learnt of this thing about steel wool, I don’t get served food at home. I serve myself straight from the sifuria. I can even decide to serve myself kwa sahani ya mtoto or in some funny dish. Sometimes I even feign to be full then eat at a time you can’t predict.

My fren that is not a home. Better Kandahar province

[ChifuMbitika]

@Kilpatrick

My fren that is not a home. Better Kandahar province

You will know better when you get there.

[Ice_Cube]

@ninja417

Nunua “spark” ukuwe unapitisha kwa food kabla ukule

:D:D

[Quadro_k4000]

:D:D

[forestmonkey]

@Karoga

Patia chakula kidogo ,paka Kama gathecha senior ,paka ikikula ,you can eat ,paka ikikata , don’t eat

the only 100% sure method you cant poison a cat

[Kilpatrick]

@ChifuMbitika

You will know better when you get there.

I will not get there any time. My best friend since high school 2002 has dropped his wife of 10yrs.

Na vile I was looking up to him. Very sad.

[ChifuMbitika]

@Kilpatrick

I will not get there any time. My best friend since high school 2002 has dropped his wife of 10yrs.

Na vile I was looking up to him. Very sad.

Marriage is hard nowadays

[Kilpatrick]

@ChifuMbitika

Marriage is hard nowadays

Wacha niendelee kulipa fees.

[S.P]

@Baba yake Digi

Sijaelewa: steelwool/wife

Muulize Auntie yake Digi then sit back and wait…

[macho]

@ninja417

Nunua “spark” ukuwe unapitisha kwa food kabla ukule

Hehehe…hii ni uninja