Landlord na deposit

[system]

@Quanstrom

Na si unapenda fobe madam:eek::eek:…Wednesday mchana…what exactly do you do for a living?

Oh you didn’t read my rant?

[Kenjatta]

@Chloe

Its very simple. On the night of moving all your belongings, or whatever you had left behind is the time to act. You purchase a bag of “simiti” in advance, sneak it in without been noticed, koroga kwa ndoo a thick paste (not so thick) and pour it down the toilet drainage. Clean any evidence left and carry your last belongings whistling like a champ.

:D:D:D:D:D

[1776]

@Chloe

Its very simple. On the night of moving all your belongings, or whatever you had left behind is the time to act. You purchase a bag of “simiti” in advance, sneak it in without been noticed, koroga kwa ndoo a thick paste (not so thick) and pour it down the toilet drainage. Clean any evidence left and carry your last belongings whistling like a champ.

You are an evil deviant! Very nice move

[kaki86]

super glue and sawdust kwa key holes,

[Mathaais]

@Chloe

Its very simple. On the night of moving all your belongings, or whatever you had left behind is the time to act. You purchase a bag of “simiti” in advance, sneak it in without been noticed, koroga kwa ndoo a thick paste (not so thick) and pour it down the toilet drainage. Clean any evidence left and carry your last belongings whistling like a champ.

If you had filled out a lease agreement this can land you in deep shit since the landlord will be having lots of your personal information.

[Tarantinoh]

I used to be given my deposit in full, The agents and Landlords used to know there will be consequences.

[Chloe]

@Dunya

That toilet seat costs around 2k and a plumber will replace one for 1k. A sink is even cheaper. Your deposit meanwhile is probably over 20k. This is one trick landlords have perfected

Its not about blocking the toilet. Its about blocking the whole drainage, hata ya @Jirani.

[Chloe]

@Meria Mata

ati atia my dear?
siku hizi wanauza simiti ya kupima, 4kgs would be enough

You’ll need more than that 4 kilos to block the whole drainage mpaka ya @Jirani.

[system]

Since rent deposit won’t be refunded you should have stayed in that house an extra month, no paying rent, ndio ijilipe.

[Mathaais]

@Chloe

Its not about blocking the toilet. Its about blocking the whole drainage, hata ya @Jirani.

Am told this is the reason one tower at Yaya center was never completed. After the contractor noticed Biwott was stalling to pay, he brought in those lorry mounted concrete mixers fully loaded and poured their contents down the drainage pipes.

[Dunya]

@Chloe

You’ll need more than that 4 kilos to block the whole drainage mpaka ya @Jirani.

Easier said than done

[Chloe]

@Mathaais

Am told this is the reason one tower at Yaya center was never completed. After the contractor noticed Biwott was stalling to pay, he brought in those lorry mounted concrete mixers fully loaded and poured their contents down the drainage pipes.

Yeah, it will cost him/her dearly, more than that deposit.

[Chloe]

@Dunya

Easier said than done

You’ve never lived in Nairobi until you learn how to be kichwa ngumu. Nairobi sio ya masofties kama wewe.

[The_real_voice]

Just call KRA on that guy’s ass if he refuses mgawane na the kra dude what he will be bribed with. That could become a business venture ukataka .

[system]

@Chloe

You’ve never lived in Nairobi until you learn how to be kichwa ngumu. Nairobi sio ya masofties kama wewe.

Mami, the best revenge is from God. Kichapo yake tamu saaana…landlord akifanya hivo just leave him alone.

[Chloe]

@Purple

Mami, the best revenge is from God. Kichapo yake tamu saaana…landlord akifanya hivo just leave him alone.

God’s wrath comes slowly. I like instant karma more.

[Baby_Panay]

Kuna stuff flani niliskia hunuka for years. Some kinda chemical. Spread it around that plot and am telling you it will be inhabitable for years. The fool will remember you as long as he lives and will never screw with another tenant.

[uwesmake]

@Baby Panay

Kuna stuff flani niliskia hunuka for years. Some kinda chemical. Spread it around that plot and am telling you it will be inhabitable for years. The fool will remember you as long as he lives and will never screw with another tenant.

i look for you and kill you after that

[system]

@Kdawg254

Moved out of a house end of August 2017 na landlord (agent) amekataa na deposit yangu kabisa.
What action(s) can I take to recover my deposit seeing I had served them with the required notice and replaced everything I had damaged?
Can I seek help from the rent tribunal ama niambie wakili wangu awandikie barua ya vitisho?

Reason given for not refunding is…?

[Walker]

Kama umeharibu anything lazima ugharamie. Tenant akikaa more than two months lazima akitoka nyumba ipate a fresh coat of paint