LANYE ADDICTION - PERSONAL EXPERIENCE (LONG READ)

[pamba]

Can’t relate with poko things.

[Big_Poppa]

Kidinyi reincarnate

[Mathaais]

@pamba

Can’t relate with poko things.

You have never tried even massage with extras ofisa?

[system]

Kuna theory fulani…Ukidinya poko mna exchange spirits. Anakupatia saitain zake na wewe unampatia ibilis wako. Sasa lanye zile vitu emepokea zina kufanya uchanganyikiwe na life

[Pussi_Signal]

@ndume

3 years*365 days= 1095 days/400=2.7. That means a lanye every 3 days. If you spent 1k/lanye, that is 400k.

Iyo ni mbuloti maguta maguta pare Njuja:D:D:D

[Ole_Wenu1]

@muchunu

Kuna theory fulani…Ukidinya poko mna exchange spirits. Anakupatia saitain zake na wewe unampatia ibilis wako. Sasa lanye zile vitu emepokea zina kufanya uchanganyikiwe na life

Upuss grade 1.

[Pussi_Signal]

@Pastorde

shes new unaingia room time akitoa nguo umeshasimamisha deadly

New poosy syndrome…ii ndo ufanya msee kubadilisha dame every week:D:D

[system]

@Pussi Signal

New poosy syndrome…ii ndo ufanya msee kubadilisha dame every week:D:D

You’re @Pussi Signal you’d know!!!

[Pussi_Signal]

@Pastorde

While reading a post by one of the talkers on whether condoms burst, I remembered 2 close shaves with lanyes during which the condom burst and was left with only a ring…it was a time when I was addicted to Lanyes and lanye banging…some crazy(demonic) addiction. This is a personal TRUE story.

While many villagers take it as though its something to brag about, I must say its one addiction you must struggle and pray to God to enable you overcome, because once in it, you cant stop even when your girlfriend is very hot, only God can take you out. Its no longer about sexual satisfaction, its a silly fantasy that the devil places on you to finish you. I banged not less than 400 different lanyes over a period of 3 or so years. Mark you during this time, I was still a very active church member, but would ask for forgiveness every time I did it, but in the next 2 hours or 1 day I would be nyotaing(thirsting) for it, and the cycle went on and on and on, and I would feel very frustrated about that.

During that time, things went so bad that I started dreaming while in some funeral, and I would not know who was dead…only to realise I was dreaming about my own funeral…it had become so bad. I moved from a glorified young chap to having shameful things following my life…money kaput kapsaa, favour with pple kaput, losses zingine huelewi zinakam aje only that when you have something it just either gets stolen, spoilt or by bad decision you lose it…confusion galore! I would have good girlfriends but the craving wouldnt end…I would continue doing it…dont even ask about the skin infections(I believe STDs) that id pass to the gf and shed think ati amepata kwa choo ya kanjo and shit like that.

Finally by the grace of God, I overcame it and now looking forward to get married and settle soon. After the addiction ended, my life is back to an upward trajectory again, career prospering, and am believing God for a restoration of the years eaten up by the cankerworm of prostitution. Friends, avoid this thing like plague, its nothing to be proud of…the Bible says a lanye reduces your life to a crust of bread.

Most people here would relate…mafisi fever in effect

[system]

@Pastorde

Will give you directions lakini usiende pls.

Hi nikama kuambia villagers “usikojoe hapa”

[The.Black.Templar]

Waah…mungu akubariki. How come hatujawau kuwa na confeshen ya pink handles!? Or even a confessed poko

[Pussi_Signal]

@Female Perspective

You’re @Pussi Signal you’d know!!!

Ha ha of course…

[Pastorde]

@Mathaais

You have never tried even massage with extras ofisa?

Funny thing I went to a couple of parlours over the same period, but always maintained a good professional distance with the gal(in the parlour you have a particular one who takes care of you). Even I never had other ‘decent’ gals beside my main chick…only lanyes. thats why I say mine was an addiction

[Some_Say]

@Mathaais

You have never tried even massage with extras ofisa?

If you have met @pamba anatoshana na chop stick. Try placing one katikati ya bed uone kama itapatikana. Hata massage anapatia hao madem kazi mob juu ni mifupa wanadara.

[Jimit]

Some things are straight out of a movie. Ati you slept with 400 ladies!!! Whoaaa!!

[Mr_Black]

Mimi nilidinya around 15 lanyes in 3 months, kuna wawili nilikula mara kama sita saba ivi. I met a nice gal alikua ananipakulia dry fry visuri sana mambo ya poko nikaacha kapsaa, 5 years later I am lanye-free, ata steam zikipanda aje I dont consider going down that route.

[system]

As NV was reading past posts by @Kidinyi…waah waah…huyu jamaa bado anaishi ama villagers walizika

[gashwin]

@muchunu

As NV was reading past posts by @Kidinyi…waah waah…huyu jamaa bado anaishi ama villagers walizika

Hiyo “As NV” inakuuza… Listening to the nuance in your statement it tells me you are trying too hard to emphasize your newness…

[system]

@gashwin

Hiyo “As NV” inakuuza… Listening to the nuance in your statement it tells me you are trying too hard to emphasize your newness…

Am new at KT but not new in Nairobi or the mashadas n klist forums…Jibu swali vile umeulizwa ama shut your trap fwakin wewe

[Tommy_Lee_Sparta]

lemmie chip in hii mambo ya lanye
there are various types of lanyes
1.the one you pay direct,to fck kama hao wa modern coast
2.mild lanyes the ones lazima upeleke out then unabeba unakula na unampatia fair morning,ukiangalia u spend alot on her
3.favor lanyes…hawa ni wale they like texting hawawezi kupigia simu,and the text always start with hey need a favor,need 2k will refund bla bla bla they usually never pay and once you fck them they need more favours
4.wife lanyes, hawa ni wale married women unless the husband come na shopping or do them good no pusvsy for the husband,

hii kitu men we buy in direct or indirect,so ulanye haitawai isha:)