Lanye

Stupid fake hekaya.

Ukistajabu ya musa… I would not move or f**k her.

upussssssssss

Hekaya za Abunuwasi

Hadi after sale service ya kupikiwa na kuoshewa…

Sasa ulikuwa unampigia simu ya nini

Fcuk!!!, I was wondering how @forestmonkey amekuwa retarded aje leo, he always gives nice Alpha fcuks and beta bucks analogies. Kumbe huyu ni retarded @Mnyonga MONKEY

Wacha kutupima nugu hii. Kwani hukuona picha yake kwa site? Who calls a lanye especially outdoors instead of texting? Jaba imeshika na curfew imekufunga? Kunguni ya kitanda ya shetani wewe.

Ungekata simu ikiwa bado kwa masikio kama haoni na ujifanye unaendelea kuongea kwa simu problem solved

Previously on things that will never ever happen…

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Ulijuaje Lanye ni wa karibu ukaamua kula kwanza ? With the curfew being where it is ,ulipika ukakula saa ngapi and had spare time to call.

App zingine za ‘dating’ huku show distance. Ukiona apo some metres away unajua Hugo no wa mtaa

It’s a struggle, Saa zingine najigonga ndio niwache kumbao ovyo ovyo, BTW huyo Neighbour wako ako Juu?

Wachia birrioneas umalaya bro, and FYI Rudisha wife penye uko coz wife pale shagz anakamuliwa kuliko ng’ombe za maziwa.