Lanye's lingo and lexicon

[Adeudeu]

@ChifuMbitika

Some lanyes can be romantic like hell. Others are plainly rude mpaka wanafanya kajohnnie aanguke kabla bullets zitoke!

The ‘romantic’ ones have customer care ingenuity.

[system]

@kush yule mnono

Nliwai ulizwa “kwani humwagi”. Nlichotana mahali pale Naivasha

Sasa wewe vile no mnono so labda umwage mafuta?

[Okwonkwo]

am I the only talker who doesn’t visit whorehouses?

[Okwonkwo]

@chuka

kuna lanye mkambodia nilkuwa na kamua hapo tea room submission style
saa zile kautamu kalikuwa kana anza kucheck in, akanishow and I quote " hiyo kitu yako ni kubwa sana I CANT HANDO IT ANY MORE , priss toka "
nikajifanya hata si kuskia venye amesema,
nikaongeza gear

as she was struggling to free her self

Lanye: si nimekwambia utoke
Chuka : relax nitaongeza mia mbiri
Lanye: sitaki hiyo pesa yako TOKA!!!

she try’s even harder to free herself , but my grip on her is tight, very tight
plus the ka utamu increases as she struggles to free herself

Lanye: Aki Toka ama ni scream
Chuka: una ngoja nini si uendelee

now she realises threats won’t work, she decides to be nice

Lanye: aki babe priss nimechoka si tu change position nikupe doggy
Chuka: ( I know all she wants is for me to loosen my grip, I decide to buy some time with more
conversation) Ati Doggy ?
Lanye : sindio sweetie , kwanza nitakupea poa sana

as am pumping even harder and faster

Chuka: Promise me utanipea doggy poa
Lanye : I swear sweetie , I promise , aki sweetie toka , priss priss toka tu

the way she begs makes me explode with orgasmic pleasure
soon after we are both laying on the bed exhausted

5mins later

she has now fully recovered from the exhaustion

Lanye: aki si wewe ni mbaya, sitawai kubali tena
Chuka: shika hii pesa , nimekuongeza mia tatau
Lanye: aki si wewe ni mzuri - uata come kesho , ka uta come nita kupea poa hata kusinda leo
Chuka :

submission style ndio gani tena

[MegaKing]

@mache

Your wife is a whore.

too bad for you, am yet to marry

[Baba_Toto]

Hehehe.
The devil is heating oil for all of you, and me, as we speak.

[LeoK]

@Osiris

Since it is Friday,the day that villagers indulge in liver distruction and playing hide and seek with HIV, Let me wish everyone all the best. Back to things lanye’s say during the heat of coitus apart from the umekaa sana which are mentioned to milk more Money from your wallet,there are those things some say to boost your ego so that you pound that pu**y like you will get paid. Ones that I have heard are:
#“Una d*ck tamu sana kwani bibi yako hakupatii?”(my usual reply ni tulikosana jana so nina stress)
#“Umenitomba sana hata sijui kama nitarudi job”(Mimi si one minute man)
#Si nitarudi baadae tulale hadi asubuhi na uniongezee mia mbiri?"
Haya maneno ni kawaida ama niko gifted?

Very gifted. Ujinga after all ni kipawa.

[Amata_kabua]

Sigwes dinya poko mimi

[system]

@predator

Sasa wewe vile no mnono so labda umwage mafuta?

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[mayekeke]

@Okwonkwo

submission style ndio gani tena

Kifo cha mende.

[Fufu]

@chuka

kuna lanye mkambodia nilkuwa na kamua hapo tea room submission style
saa zile kautamu kalikuwa kana anza kucheck in, akanishow and I quote " hiyo kitu yako ni kubwa sana I CANT HANDO IT ANY MORE , priss toka "
nikajifanya hata si kuskia venye amesema,
nikaongeza gear

as she was struggling to free her self

Lanye: si nimekwambia utoke
Chuka : relax nitaongeza mia mbiri
Lanye: sitaki hiyo pesa yako TOKA!!!

she try’s even harder to free herself , but my grip on her is tight, very tight
plus the ka utamu increases as she struggles to free herself

Lanye: Aki Toka ama ni scream
Chuka: una ngoja nini si uendelee

now she realises threats won’t work, she decides to be nice

Lanye: aki babe priss nimechoka si tu change position nikupe doggy
Chuka: ( I know all she wants is for me to loosen my grip, I decide to buy some time with more
conversation) Ati Doggy ?
Lanye : sindio sweetie , kwanza nitakupea poa sana

as am pumping even harder and faster

Chuka: Promise me utanipea doggy poa
Lanye : I swear sweetie , I promise , aki sweetie toka , priss priss toka tu

the way she begs makes me explode with orgasmic pleasure
soon after we are both laying on the bed exhausted

5mins later

she has now fully recovered from the exhaustion

Lanye: aki si wewe ni mbaya, sitawai kubali tena
Chuka: shika hii pesa , nimekuongeza mia tatau
Lanye: aki si wewe ni mzuri - uata come kesho , ka uta come nita kupea poa hata kusinda leo
Chuka :

[DeliciousShiko]

@predator

Sasa wewe vile no mnono so labda umwage mafuta?

Woiiii :eek::eek:

[mache]

@MegaKing

too bad for you, am yet to marry

You’ll also marry a whore.

[SwagMargeddon]

@Amata kabua

Sigwes dinya poko mimi

It’s only because you haven’t got the chance NV wewe

[Desoto]

Habits I picked here, I nyanduad my first lanye not so long after joining this village. Hekaya for another day.

[inzhener_otmetka]

@chuka

kuna lanye mkambodia nilkuwa na kamua hapo tea room submission style
saa zile kautamu kalikuwa kana anza kucheck in, akanishow and I quote " hiyo kitu yako ni kubwa sana I CANT HANDO IT ANY MORE , priss toka "
nikajifanya hata si kuskia venye amesema,
nikaongeza gear

as she was struggling to free her self

Lanye: si nimekwambia utoke
Chuka : relax nitaongeza mia mbiri
Lanye: sitaki hiyo pesa yako TOKA!!!

she try’s even harder to free herself , but my grip on her is tight, very tight
plus the ka utamu increases as she struggles to free herself

Lanye: Aki Toka ama ni scream
Chuka: una ngoja nini si uendelee

now she realises threats won’t work, she decides to be nice

Lanye: aki babe priss nimechoka si tu change position nikupe doggy
Chuka: ( I know all she wants is for me to loosen my grip, I decide to buy some time with more
conversation) Ati Doggy ?
Lanye : sindio sweetie , kwanza nitakupea poa sana

as am pumping even harder and faster

Chuka: Promise me utanipea doggy poa
Lanye : I swear sweetie , I promise , aki sweetie toka , priss priss toka tu

the way she begs makes me explode with orgasmic pleasure
soon after we are both laying on the bed exhausted

5mins later

she has now fully recovered from the exhaustion

Lanye: aki si wewe ni mbaya, sitawai kubali tena
Chuka: shika hii pesa , nimekuongeza mia tatau
Lanye: aki si wewe ni mzuri - uata come kesho , ka uta come nita kupea poa hata kusinda leo
Chuka :

Lesson learnt: Pesa yavunja milima aina yote…

[It_s_Le_Scumbag]

@predator

Sasa wewe vile no mnono so labda umwage mafuta?

Stop predating on @kush yule mnono

[inzhener_otmetka]

@Okwonkwo

am I the only talker who doesn’t visit whorehouses?

Huwa unawa-invite kwako?

[Okwonkwo]

@inzhener otmetka

Huwa unawa-invite kwako?

just to clarify, I don’t engage prostitutes

[inzhener_otmetka]

@Amata kabua

Sigwes dinya poko mimi

You’ll be surprised when you realise that the jokes in you!