Lawyers

It’s not easy to bare the costs of having a big penis. I need crowd funding sometimes. I am not a Pharaoh.

You have a small penis and a beardless face.

:D:Dndio sababu hata tenant hamuogopi?

Uliza the local auctioneer akusaidie

Niuzie,nitafukuza yeye kama mbwa

Ambia huyo tenant ahame kabla hajageuzwa bibi ya mtu (Kwa sababu ni wanawake pekee hukatalia kwa nyumba za wanaume) But chunga asikuwe beshte ya Kimakia juu atafurahia hio story sana :D:D:D

Ningemkamulia bibi lakini sio type yangu :D:D

Ata wewe ni mzuri. I wish I had a landlord like you.

Nimeongea na chief nikamwambia nitamlambisha some $$ huyo tenant akitolewa huko. Pay after delivery. Ameniambia by Monday niende nione kama nitampata kwa hiyo nyumba :D:D 1 thing I have learned is that siwezi taka kukuwa landlord wa peasants tena. Too much trouble for the money’s worth. No wonder property developers avoid that low end market juu I can only imagine what Wakanyama goes through with his 50 pigsties dealing with 50 peasants. :mad:

Kujia plots. Siwezi kuuzia shamba. Nikisubdivide ukuwe my first customer. :D:D

Sio kukuwa mzuri. The law is a bitch. Halafu kumake a 200km trip from Nairobi juu ya peanuts ndio hukuwa issue. Huwezi weka gari mafuta ya 5k kukimbiza 7k.

130kgs of pure muscles sio kitu ya kuchezewa

Huwa wanahama usiku na punda ya ku-hire :D:D? I remember you complaining tenants wamekataa kukulipa

Tafuta exhauster umwage huko ndani

Iko nyahururu ama wapi?

Zii

Drop pin niende niione anonymously then engage later if it meets my vision

The closures that these online anonymous forums provide are always on another level.

:D:D

Enda ungoe milango na madirisha, ata mabati… Thank me later