Let's give a girl a name

Kama Karongo Thangwa, Miguna, Kabando, UK… Okay

Kama Muthoni Wanyeki kama wewe ni shiny eye, ION congratulations na ninarudi Checki Maneno soon

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If I see that dildo again you will be minced meat. :D:D

Chieth nikipata puncture unataka nifanye?

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Name her sufuria,she will know how to cook.

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Mluhya wa ingo ni mluhya tu. :smiley:
I see what I don’t want:
Today in Africa, the first and most famous name that comes to my mind that would fit really nicely into the relatively short list below, would be of Goodluck Jonathan, the President of Nigeria

Marvellous Mhlanga-Nyahuye
Lovemore Matombo
Blessing Tendi
Saviour Kasukuwere
Sixpence Dlamini
Evidence Manyere
Fortune Mpofu
Blade Nzimande
Biggie Chitoro
Trymore Simango
Smile Dabengwa
Surprise Moriri
Trust Mudzuri
Learnmore Jongwe
Jealousy Mawarire
Canaan Banana
Silence Chihuri
Kindness Paradza
Gift Muchinguri
Hope Sadza
Memory Shiriinorira
Hopewell Chinono
Talent Mabika
Prosper Mutseyami
Witness Masunda
Precious Chidhuku
Brilliant Dube
Clever Bere
Shepherd Mutamba
Passionate Chiedza
Godknows Dzoro Mtshakazi
Okay Mabhena
Moreblessing Tirivangani
Settlement Chikwinya
Choice Ndoro
Fashion Phiri
Perseverance Rufaro
Prosper Ncube
Praisegod Sibongile
Givemore Manuella
Gift Makolonio
Method Mwanyazi
Limited Chicafa
Danger Fourpence
Have-a-look Dube
Clever Muzuva
Sunday Bhekizwe
Heavens Chinyama
Heavy Weight Utaunashe
Democracy Muguti
Released Results Matongo
Runoff Vuyani
Polling Station Nhamoinesu
Ballot Box Makhosi

Sauce: https://www.namepros.com/threads/unusual-first-names-of-zimbabwean-african-people.804898/

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What about Furomena? Or Skastina? Ana Deborah?

Niliona wewe ni role mondo wa ngiti @Eng’iti

Sura mbaya Gio huwes pata role model hata kwa parallel universe. Jinyonge na futhi :D:D

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:D:D:D

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Get a good hospital with the latest technology to do the scan! It’s just plain stupid not to know the sex of the baby after 16 weeks of pregnancy

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Chieth na hio killer smile nikose?

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Honestly I have looked at both mara sijui amekaa aje yada yada. Asking my peers and I’m the alpha sigwes

Shit happens when Your dad is called Kaino (- a name from the Rift valley) and the person you’re to be named after is called Kanini…a female Cambodian name.

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Some parents should be sued

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Circuite ule wa manyake aliita mtoto wake Jubilee when he was born the same day the mungiki leader was sworn in.

So ngoja tu, options zinakuja ni kibao before august.

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Kamani Ndungu Waweru

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La-sha

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Kathleen

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