Lies that your parents or older siblings told you

Ukisahau kubrush meno nyenje zitakula lips
The best way to kill a mosquito is to catch it then chapa na mawe …

Ukimwagilia euphobia juice kwa mavi ya mtu atapata rash kwa cooshite

Sio poa manzi kudarwa boobs sana zitakua biggy boombastic

Errrrr that’s not true???

Ukiwekwa dawa ya macho hufai kufungua macho,this was done to us ndio tulale tuwache mchezo
Ukishaomba ukilala hufai kuongea tena
Ukilima then uwache portion ya round utaanza kuzungukwa na fisi usiku
Kukinyesha na kunajua ni harusi ya fisi

For some reason, I read this in a condescending Brit accent

Yeah, by our big siz. I still think that is true.

I tried it and I ended up being mauled by the pig

This shit works

Ulikuwa na age ngapi?

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