Lies women told me

True anakusoma kwanza…worser than a hitman

am a virgin kindly push it in very very gently , aish, bae pole pole please
alafu nikiskuma kidogo tu nasikia swaaahhhhh!!!, kitu ilisha land ndani dame ni mtaro

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Ata mdomo ni kubwa

“Nilienda ‘home’ jana, nakuja leo” Na kwao ni 800 KM away. Kumbe aliendea reimbursement kwa sponsor yuko 50 KM away!

LOL. #3 is so true :smiley:

Had a date back in kenya with a chic when I thot I get slices ananiambia I drive her back home … wapi past kitengela sijui wapi… men… stuff we do for women… alafu she calls me the following day…ignore ignore ignore

Elder pia wewe udanganywa? hhahahahaha

Why do chicks bother lying… get it and move on…:rolleyes::rolleyes:

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U have a small dicklet

Niaje kaka Bingwa

And you prefer what, Mandingo?

Wekelea slip ya leo wacha ushoga kibao

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Nimefanya mix na ingine @Jimit amerusha. Lakini ACN Algeria v Tunisia ni 1x

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what is number 3? too much work navigating back to page 1 to look for something labeled 3…

yaani you are leaving me and you are the one who broke my virginity

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Tayari nmetolewa kwa mpango na hiyo ya Gaziantepsor but always nko na plan B n C

Atletico win
Senegal win
Roma win
Real Sociedad v Barca GG
Gaziantespor v Osmalinspor X
Besiktas Win
Nlieka Roma, ATM, Besiktas, Panathinaikos wins, Sociedad at least bao moja, Algeria 1x… Kama mbaya, mbaya

Gaziantespor na Osmalinspor uliwekaje coz ishacheza