Life In A Flash

[snapdragon]

seriously!o_O

[Old_Monk]

Side mirror ya nduthi tu whats your weight and height?

Lakini pole kwa ajali

[uwesmake]

Si ulipita driving Nunua Ile vitz chapchap uwache kutembea OVYO OVYO .

[Mzee_mzima]

@admin

pole sana kaka

Niaje Admin?

[uwesmake]

@Mzee mzima

Niaje Admin?

Admin hasalimii watu wanaishi kwa nyumba ya mama Yao

[The.Black.Templar]

@123tokambio

Izza kaka braza. Kwani msee wa boda alihepa? Most of these boda boda riders ni machizi. One time kuna mmoja alikuwa anaride against traffic, akachota msee from behind nje ya roadi. While still down squirming in pain, kubaff ya boda (he too fell off the bike) ikaanza zile maswali za “kwani huskii sauti ya pikipiki?”. I think the dude’s pain went into hibernation and rage took control. Alivua huyo msee helmet yake akambonda blows kadhaa za kichwa na mgongo na hiyo helmet yake, till umati had to intervene.

Hawa ni mafala sana, I posted some time back vile jamaa wa Boda alinigonga nikiwa checki maneno…fool asked me the same question, ati kwani siskii sauti ya pikipiki NKT

[karema-hitI]

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Meria_Mata]

pole sana kaka braza, as much as we need this bodas they are becoming a nuisanace, na vile niliona wana add poa kwa tv.

[gashwin]

@Ibwit

nikatafakari where the hell was i running ama ni kifo ilikua inaniita.

pole, @le scumbag…

[mabenda4]

Pole bro. Keep us updated on your progress.

[le_scumbag]

@MgangAlchemist

Welcome to the club of those who got hit and lived. Keep living mate.

This I think is my 6th or 7th accident but the first where I was in direct contact… Kufa kwa accident apparent is not what the gods have in store for me. I think

[bjurmann]

Ile ajali nilipata after kuiba baiskeli ya budangu on a Sunday many years back…marundurundu…50cents…stars…jaw refusing to close…noma.

[gashwin]

@Ibwit

upto date when am drunk i never cross any busy road n its about 3 yrs when this occurred.

here might be a guinness record for the longest drinking on only one side of the road…

[madova]

@DI TICHA

In those few seconds,I saw my son,wife and a few other things I can not comprehend.

Being Hit by a Moving Object is the Last thing i would Wish on My worst Enemy…Pole Sana.

Now Since i’m kinda experienced na taking Hits, but not from Objects; Normally, me huona Stars na white Clouds…Which take approx 30Sec then Ikiisha Dunia yaanza kwenda round and round…Only Lesson mi hulearn from that ni atleast try protect my head from hitting the floor hard next hit ili the grey matter isi move around…

In your Case, What Lessons have u learnt…Hope hizi hapa down are part of the Lessons…

1. Whenever you crossing the road, always kuwa present and never ever under estimate the speed of any moving Object. Usidhani hiyo ni njia ya Ngombe na Mbuzi…Impact ya chuma si ka ya plastic
2. Once Hit, hospitali Kwanza na si K_Talk. Blood Clot na other internal injuries are real…
3. felt a tear drop - Hope umeamini Machozi ya Mwanaume huwa karibu sana na si kwa Mgongo as they say…
4. This Part Where you saw your Son , and Wife…One, Wacha Mambo ya Ku DFHKM…nopqrst wasichana wa wenyewe. Tulia na Bibi yako…na every now and then during the day pika thimu kuwajulia hali and just tell them how much you love em and cant wait kuwa now jioni…
5. THe few other things you saw ni MA-DEMONI Zisikupe stress…Mayb ni Milango za Hell zilikuwa zikifunguliwa Angel aka kusnatch…

You Still Gods Work in Progress Son, Say a Prayer and Thank Him…QUICK RECOVERY FROM THE TRAUMA AND INJURIES IF ANY

Niaje Jeovah wanyonyi naona wewe ndo unainterprete dreams na maono huku kijijini.

[le_scumbag]

@Unicorn

Yaani you haven’t seen a doc na unakimbia kupatiana hekaya hapa? .Fikiria sana!

My experiences with accidents and having been involved in several,have taught me that unless there is bleeding and or broken bones,its always advisable to wait for some time before seeing a doc. This is to let the adrenalin levels reduce and the pains begin. That’s what I did here. And I have given the doc a proper rundown of all the pain spots in my body
Funny how a simple hit resulted in pains in funny places…

@Unicorn I will die when I get the wedding invite…

[le_scumbag]

@Mrs4thletter

Pole sana, going by who you saw, you FAM means a lot to you thumbs up

They are my life…I do not have another

[le_scumbag]

@old monk

Side mirror ya nduthi tu whats your weight and height?

Lakini pole kwa ajali

Mimi ni wale wanahitaji mawe mfukoni kukiwa na high winds…

[DI_TICHA]

@madova

Niaje Jeovah wanyonyi naona wewe ndo unainterprete dreams na maono huku kijijini.

Kama Wewe naona Transformer ikitembezwa Leo na Irushiwe Doggi…Atanusa na chances ni ataget u strayed coz u about to…Nimekuwarn mapema…DONT…Enda home sitiraight…Akisema teremsha suruari teremsha na confidence…

[Old_Monk]

@le scumbag

Mimi ni wale wanahitaji mawe mfukoni kukiwa na high winds…

Oh.

[WuTang]

Pole sana. There’s one that hit my wife about six months ago when she was pregnant. Luckily, it was just a scratch and the medics gave her a clean bill of health.