Lightskin Stuff

[sodamadiaba]

atí atíá?? alikamata abdhallah mdogo ?
huyo ni shemale anataka kukuwekerea mjulubeng-beng kwa mkundu

[kush_yule_mnono]

Cc @Samosa

[chriskiil]

@Chloe

It’s no longer K-Talk Threshold but “National Threshold” as per SCoK.

By the way, watu wa Babuon mliambiwa mta-resume sex lini?

kwani we wiwamashonyanya?

[Princebushy]

@Stinger

Yesterday when I was in this matatu heading home I was seated with this pretty lightskin lady. She was very beautiful that I have to admit. She had nice made hair, some sexy thighs that I could see as she had a small black mini. She was busy on her phone; replying WhatsApp messages, going through Instagram and Facebook.

I tried to start up a conversation ‘Hey, uummmm do you wanna sit near the window?’ She didn’t reply back. I tried again this time using @Guru’s trick ‘are you feeling cold, i could close the window’. She didn’t reply back to that too. Unfortunately her phone went off and she put it in her small black purse. She then looked at me and said ‘What were you saying??’ It felt like a dream come true. But I know if her phone didn’t go off I would be left hanging.

As I was busy thinking what to say to her, I could feel my dck start misbehaving without any remorse. I actually got a boner which I didn’t call for. It seems the driver was going too fast and didn’t see bumps early enough so he went hard on them leaving us tossed. While trying to sit comfortably, miss lightskin stretched her hand to take her purse as it had falled on my laps. Unfortunately the purse fell down and she got hold of my erect dck. I did the honours of picking up her purse and gave it to her. She then asked ‘are you okay?’ i was like yeah an fine. She was like ‘are you really okay?’ Yeah i am as you can see clearly.

After which she introduced herself as Chantelle. Damn the name fitted her perfectly. ‘Sorry for being rude to you some moments ago’. ‘Its okay, don’t worry about it. My name’s Leon nice to meet Chantelle’. At that moment nikajua hii lazima nikamue nifikishe threshold k talk style.
‘I can see you are well gifted’. ‘Me? gifted?? In what way?’ She smiled and said ‘Leon let’s not pretend you know what i am talking about’. Being that fisi guy I asked ‘won’t you like me to gift it to you?’.
‘Haha Leon you are such a bad guy’ ‘You sure about that Chantelle?’ ‘Nah, i was jus kidding, we will talk about that Leon’. After which we exchanged contacts and she alighted the matatu akienda kwao.

That’s how I am about to get laid by a fine, yelo yelo lightskib uptown bitch. Wachana na wengine hapa wananisumbua ati tuende tufanyiwe testing ndo tukiwe tukifuck bila cd…

Form ni kutulia elders ama namna gani @Guru

Umuhimu wa kukaa kando ya dirisha: ukidai ice breaker unafungua dirisha akiongea tu team fisi mode inakuwa active. Usijiforce kutupa lugha kama huna maneno use the environment and what you have control to keep them talking! Learnt something from this, lazima Threshold ifike.

[conoiseur]

@Princebushy

Umuhimu wa kukaa kando ya dirisha: ukidai ice breaker unafungua dirisha akiongea tu team fisi mode inakuwa active. Usijiforce kutupa lugha kama huna maneno use the environment and what you have control to keep them talking! Learnt something from this, lazima Threshold ifike.

Hakuna threshold hapa. Hii yake ni umeffi

[jagger_snr1]

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[LeoK]

Puberty! Such a dimb b.iatch.

[denis_young]

Were you perhaps in a 3 million kenya shillings suit and crocodile skin boots ama uliamshwa na baridi kwa mguu when your foot ended up in the toilet bowl of your tiny bedsitter.

[Ching_Cheng]

@denis young

Were you perhaps in a 3 million kenya shillings suit and crocodile skin boots ama uliamshwa na baridi kwa mguu when your foot ended up in the toilet bowl of your tiny bedsitter.

bedsitter gani hii iko na choo ndani bana

[Pseudonyms]

@Stinger

I am about to get laid

Kwîrîrwo ti kûnengerwo.

[Lexix]

am here for the comments:D:D:D

[kasaman]

@Destro

Svs think coitus is the only thing that we got time for in this forum…

Money / Coitus…that’s How men brains is programmed

[ceinZ]

@chriskiil

stinker atajibu hizi akitoka shule saa saba,after singing ‘sasa ni saa sita,mwalimu kwaherii’

Hio ni kali

[chriskiil]

@Ching Cheng

bedsitter gani hii iko na choo ndani bana

soo tuseme wewe unaishi kwa bedsitter yenye iko ba choo nje(communal )?

[Veccino]

@kasaman

Money / Coitus…that’s How men brains is programmed

but you dont have to keep on telling the whole world…hawa watu wa kupost 90% dryspell inawatesa sana

[tombayeye]

@Stinger

she got hold of my erect d*ck.

OK

@Stinger

are you really okay?’

lost the plot here

@Stinger

Chantelle

That name,did you just dig it up from Porn Hub?

@Stinger

nifikishe threshold k talk style

you do know this akin to a unicorn,bigfoot and flying saucers

@Stinger

I can see you are well gifted

again…OK

@Stinger

Being that fisi guy I asked ‘won’t you like me to gift it to you?’.

you never minced your words i see

you get 25/100 marks ,intro was obvious,no body no illustrations and conclusion was hasty

[culture]

unatubeba aje wewe

[Kombora]

Sweet dreams are made of this

[AMB_Sunday]

Nice dream now andika kwa composition upite mtihani

[PicaFlor]

@chriskiil

soo tuseme wewe unaishi kwa bedsitter yenye iko ba choo nje(communal )?

Huyu inakaa hajui bedsitter ni nini.