Long way down(pdf)

[Dune]

@Elgin

Hehe kumbe umeona, hii huwa naingalia kila time. Hata usiku inalala mahali strategic, nikikiwa bed mi hutoa tu curtain nakaona. Anyway huku hakuna wizi wa magari.

The tricky thing always in secure places ni mischievous neighborhood kids, kwanza ukitoa alarm. Utapata wameandika the whole alphabet by scratching with whatever sharp object they find

[Elgin]

@Makonika

So hii nikama kukalia vitz, sawa tu. Mimi ni mkulima mdogo.

[Elgin]

@Dune

The tricky thing always in secure places ni mischievous neighborhood kids, kwanza ukitoa alarm. Utapata wameandika the whole alphabet by scratching with whatever sharp object they find

Bana, kuna watoi walinichorea X ka tano kwa boot. Got depressed for a while, nikaingia pale uncle google, colgate did the magic. Hata saa huu majamaa kwa carwash yangu, mi huwashow niko na liquid ya kutoa scratch kwa body na headlamps. Ole wako ukiacha gari. Nabuy kacolgate ka 20, unapata gari iko clean kabisa. Nalipisha 300 kutoa scratch. Hehe.

[john_doe]

@Elgin

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Stop over Masii, nakunywa kila market moja moja hadi nifike home. Kajolopy dwarfed by the truck.

Hide number plates ama CSI wa kijiji watakumulika

[ChifuMbitika]

@kush yule mnono

Sio ati naonea mtu lakini huyo anakaa 130kg pure chyeth

:D:D:D

[Elgin]

@john_doe

Hide number plates ama CSI wa kijiji watakumulika

Sina hio time, mwenye anataka kunijua, naitwa Kinyanjui.

[kush_yule_mnono]

@Elgin

Sina hio time, mwenye anataka kunijua, naitwa Kinyanjui.

Hehe … unaitwa Kinyanjui kama mujamaa wetu wa mutura pale Syokimau.

[Dune]

@Elgin

Sina hio time, mwenye anataka kunijua, naitwa Kinyanjui.

Uhoro waku Kunyanjui!
people here have a very severe phobia of their real identity being known because of all the shenanigans they have admitted to! Kwanza @Starscream

[Dune]

Enjoy your weekend man! Tembea Kenya. With a jalopy, you enjoy a new range/class of mobility and freedom.

[Euler]

@Elgin

Leo mwarim ako macha cirry, Maybe you’ve watched the doc Long way down by Ewan and Charley. Riding from John O’groats Scotland all the way to Capetown pale cape of Agulhas.
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My last in machakos was a very bad experience. We went to take one two in a certain bar. I don’t recall it’s name. I have never seen glasses of such size. The glasses were so tall that they could fit one and half bottle! The waiters would empty almost two bottles in the glasses and take away the chupas. So we had to order more bottles to keep the table ‘respectable’. Pesa tulitumia kweli kweli :D:D:D

[Dune]

@FireOne Euler

My last in machakos was a very bad experience. We went to take one two in a certain bar. I don’t recall it’s name. I have never seen glasses of such size. The glasses were so tall that they could fit one and half bottle! The waiters would empty almost two bottles in the glasses and take away the chupas. So we had to order more bottles to keep the table ‘respectable’. Pesa tulitumia kweli kweli :D:D:D

Doesn’t that make a beer(assuming that’s what you were taking) get flat faster?

[mikel]

@FireOne Euler

My last in machakos was a very bad experience. We went to take one two in a certain bar. I don’t recall it’s name. I have never seen glasses of such size. The glasses were so tall that they could fit one and half bottle! The waiters would empty almost two bottles in the glasses and take away the chupas. So we had to order more bottles to keep the table ‘respectable’. Pesa tulitumia kweli kweli :D:D:D

Usikawai kubali waitress to dictate your drinking speed…your money, your beer…kunywa kwa starehe yako

[Elgin]

@Dune

Uhoro waku Kunyanjui!
people here have a very severe phobia of their real identity being known because of all the shenanigans they have admitted to! Kwanza @Starscream

Mwega fiu wamuthee, wimwena oriku?

[Elgin]

@Dune

Uhoro waku Kunyanjui!
people here have a very severe phobia of their real identity being known because of all the shenanigans they have admitted to! Kwanza @Starscream

No need for being slave for a mere identity, mimi sio mwizi. Si hata majaa hapa hukulana Maanzoni mabuti?

[Elgin]

@FireOne Euler

My last in machakos was a very bad experience. We went to take one two in a certain bar. I don’t recall it’s name. I have never seen glasses of such size. The glasses were so tall that they could fit one and half bottle! The waiters would empty almost two bottles in the glasses and take away the chupas. So we had to order more bottles to keep the table ‘respectable’. Pesa tulitumia kweli kweli :D:D:D

Hapo ni Kathiani inn…

[Mshutaji_Hodari]

@ChifuMbitika

Sipendi bottled lagers of late.(Tusker, White cap, Pilsner, Guinness, Balozi). Hiyo Malt inanipea heartburn mbaya. I prefer a classy dry red wine like Caprice or a good whisky like Black and White. Lakini if I get some good clean fresh Jug Daniels I can take on a warm day/night.

Kunywa savannah na guarana basi

[Starscream]

@Dune I don’t have a phobia of being known I know you tunakunywaga pamoja

[system]

@Starscream

@Dune I don’t have a phobia of being known I know you tunakunywaga pamoja

:D:D:D what a confession?

[Euler]

@mikel

Usikawai kubali waitress to dictate your drinking speed…your money, your beer…kunywa kwa starehe yako

The babes were, u know, quite beautiful. So we tried to keep the game rolling

[kush_yule_mnono]

@Elgin

No need for being slave for a mere identity, mimi sio mwizi. Si hata majaa hapa hukulana Maanzoni mabuti?

So umesema the Maanzoni 4 ni watu wa kuokoteshana sabun … and to think that I have been sent an invitation to attend the next AGM