Loquat (sic!) Kid - Up Date

[_nooty]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

So this morning, at around 8.00 there’s a knock at the gate.

“Mzee, kuna watu wanataka kukuona”.

Sio watu actually, just a mother and her sheepish son.

Dan, you naughty boy, you could just have had your poor, poor mother fucked!

Talk of a blessing in disguise

[system]

Mimi naonerea urudi job…too idle!!!

[xuma]

Assess and size up Baba Dan(if he exists) before u attempt eating Mama Dan’s ‘Loquats’ coz u need to contend with the resultant consequential force!

[vuja_de]

Fiss loquats 4 sex

[le_scumbag]

@shoti_mzito

Tell us something about baba Dan. Whereabouts, age, financial muscle, physical muscle- etc, etc…

You can bet all the mukobero in Kachmeka that you won’t hear an iota of info about Dan’s father…Couch Mawaru ashapata chance ya kuhave hizo waru harvested

[wheelz]

Is this you? CouchWaru?

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

@wheelz

Is this you? CouchWaru?

Busted!

[WuTang]

@CouchP = Dinywahaga Wainaina