Lucky escape

[Mankind]

You mean Durex Ama Deluxe zile Za 30 bob??

[imei2012]

@Tarantinoh

Poa poa, Mimi town hadi Monday tunapanda shamba za kupea CFA(community Forest Association) wafanye shamba system.

Weka hio vat on ice should be there by three

[Chiefkiumbe]

@Mankind

Durex Ama Deluxe

Bora kinga !!!

[imei2012]

@Fala 12

Nichukulie mzinga unipitishe tao

Ungesema mapema past kinungi sahi

[Fala_12]

@imei2012

Ungesema mapema past kinungi sahi

Haina noma, safiri salama nimetoka huko jana… Na uchunge kuna outbreak ya foot and mouth usikamue ngombe

[magreb]

@Chiefkiumbe

Bora kinga !!!

Na sio kinga bora

[system]

@bure

mdalano

Okay

@Mathaais

Hiyo Southern comfort ni whisky, vodka, gin, brandy ama rum?

kunywa pilsner 6 pole pole

[INSERTER]

nice hekaya

[kingolonde]

Hiyo ndio kuponea chupu chupu!

[system]

@Chiefkiumbe

Ungeweker*ewa bonoko.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZScwMubqxRI

[system]

@bure

Elders when u hear trust UA instincts don’t bishana.

There is this kunguru nimekuwa nikikamua pale mtaani. We had met in some social media and I happened to be working near her rural home. Fast forward when my assignment ended I was received in town by the kunguru with wide open legs. My encounter noticed some mileage were covered and so I decided to play extra careful. True to my first impression she exhibited all kunguru validated signatures.

During one of my encounters we got ourselves drunk dead and decided to drop her kwake.hesabu ya haraka nikaweka rubber mpangoni just in case. Nilifika na kukaribishwa na mabusu teletele…hii ni nyoka nimekamua kwa muda so I knew my way. Bure na steam zake akachemsha kunguru na kuiandaa…nikaskia babe can take anymore weka ndani woiye…nikajump kutoa my Durex under the pillow where I had placed kisniper when mdalano iko tops, akaichukua na kutupa.
Whats up!..Mimi staki hiyo… My antenna was raised high…no way am going raw. My small head tells me hit it…I need a realese…we argued with the all familiar question…kwani unanichukuanga aje. I stoond my ground…no rubber no threshold… Kunguru threw all tantrums but didn’t bulge… Elders I left with blue balls na nikakula block from kunguru.
Jana during my rounds in town I happened to meet kunguru in town and from the looks ako lk 4-5months pregnant… Flashback my last encounter was lk 4months ago when I declined…usawahi anagalia the trap u just managed to evade…am in celebration Leo.[ATTACH=full]127434[/ATTACH]

Lucky escape indeed!!

[Quanstrom]

Pregnancy hata sio issue kama ugonjwa. That is the greatest risk that you might have escaped.

[bure]

@Alchemist

Ulihepa mtego boss. Ukihepa zingine tatu kama hiyo, kujia KCr 4.

That is one out of several

[system]

@Mathaais

Hiyo Southern comfort ni whisky, vodka, gin, brandy ama rum?

Liqueur

wife humeza ka 700ml solo.

[biraru]

I can relate.

[bure]

@Quanstrom

Pregnancy hata sio issue kama ugonjwa. That is the greatest risk that you might have escaped.

That was actually my fear…ball was least of my worries

[bure]

@biraru

I can relate.

Leta hekaya

[mtadao]

@bure

Elders when u hear trust UA instincts don’t bishana.

There is this kunguru nimekuwa nikikamua pale mtaani. We had met in some social media and I happened to be working near her rural home. Fast forward when my assignment ended I was received in town by the kunguru with wide open legs. My encounter noticed some mileage were covered and so I decided to play extra careful. True to my first impression she exhibited all kunguru validated signatures.

During one of my encounters we got ourselves drunk dead and decided to drop her kwake.hesabu ya haraka nikaweka rubber mpangoni just in case. Nilifika na kukaribishwa na mabusu teletele…hii ni nyoka nimekamua kwa muda so I knew my way. Bure na steam zake akachemsha kunguru na kuiandaa…nikaskia babe can take anymore weka ndani woiye…nikajump kutoa my Durex under the pillow where I had placed kisniper when mdalano iko tops, akaichukua na kutupa.
Whats up!..Mimi staki hiyo… My antenna was raised high…no way am going raw. My small head tells me hit it…I need a realese…we argued with the all familiar question…kwani unanichukuanga aje. I stoond my ground…no rubber no threshold… Kunguru threw all tantrums but didn’t bulge… Elders I left with blue balls na nikakula block from kunguru.
Jana during my rounds in town I happened to meet kunguru in town and from the looks ako lk 4-5months pregnant… Flashback my last encounter was lk 4months ago when I declined…usawahi anagalia the trap u just managed to evade…am in celebration Leo.[ATTACH=full]127434[/ATTACH]

Enda kanisa kesho ushukuru Mungu

[biraru]

@bure

Leta hekaya

Kuna kifaranga nilikua nasosi and it had been routine. In one of the days,tukiwa kwa court ikadai…usishtuke, ekelea tadpoles zote ndani juu hata ushaa mess…wueh

[Gatling]

@Tarantinoh

Poa poa, Mimi town hadi Monday tunapanda shamba za kupea CFA(community Forest Association) wafanye shamba system.

@Tarantinoh

Poa poa, Mimi town hadi Monday tunapanda shamba za kupea CFA(community Forest Association) wafanye shamba system.

Nataka shamba nipande fiasi.