Luhya Religion Rant

[poyoloko]

Umafwi thread. No further comment

[sludgist]

@poyoloko

Umafwi thread. No further comment

A true example is here:D you can never make this isht up

[mikel]

@magreb

See how expertly you are evading OP’s gist instead going for his jugular.

I thought it was a religious rant only to find religion only mentioned in the last paragraph…more like a footnote …he actually mentioned sex and muscles more than religion
…another thing is that he doesn’t seem to understand the difference between bukusu’s and the rest of luhyia subtribes…his rant is actually directed towards wetangula, @Simiyu22 and @uwesmake

[horus07]

@PepoPunda

I have always maintained that Luhyas are more brain than muscle or walk around with muscles for a brain and I’m yet to see evidence to the contrary. It’s like their clan had their evolution capped somewhere just close to full evolution and it has been so till todate. Their cranial features and muscles can ellaborate theur close link with homo erectus original, without elements forcing evolution.
Show me one intellectual Luhya, a revolutionist, a leader with charisma; I will show you a virgin nun! Hakuna… Wote hukuwa na this watchie/mbotch look and are wired to be followers and not leaders. All their leaders are followers falling over Adonija or Nabii, none with a spine. They work best in menial/labour-intensive jobs and not intellectual spaces and if you think it’s false, shindana na mluhya kulima ama kukata nyasi. The few doctors and proffesors are outliers but much as they are , they are inferior in skill to their peers.
And of course, factory settings for medieval primates are sex, food, clothes, and shelter and you guessed right if you nodded to sex and food as the number one priority for these lot, and they take the two seriously. Same thing the Neanderthals did. Omba mluhya uone kama ata kunyima, maajabu hiyo-that thing excites them. Food naye ata usiongee!

Now to the gist of my rant. Why are they the only ones who feel and imagine and embody themselves with Jesus/God or religious cultism? Sasa kuna Johanna wa TAno Bungoma complete with his bible and disciples! There was Yesu of Tongeren, There was Maria Mtumishi, and the man who went to be with himself Jehovah Wanyonyi. Most shakahola victims are from western and ezekiels church is full of westeners. Kuna nini huko? A small area but with hundreds or religious derilicts and followers so gullible , like they cant reason logically past some point and decipher the epic conmanship being served by these cultists.
Shida huwa nini?

Buda umechemowa waluhya wote kijiji…

[mikel]

@PepoPunda

Sasa oneni hawa ma Shepart wote… waki equate rant yangu na sex!!? @Jack_Black @Kodiaga @mikel . As in it’s the first default thought or homepage ya brain so to say. Why aint you answering about religion, instead talking about my wifes privates and canal affairs?

Because your first and second paragraphs, the most important paragraphs, were about muscles, education and sex…why would I respond to something that you didn’t prioritise?

[PepoPunda]

@horus07

Buda umechemowa waluhya wote kijiji…:D:D

:D:D:D:D:D Unawaona !!!

[magreb]

@horus07

Buda umechemowa waluhya wote kijiji…:D:D

Wengine are still on the way. They will be here in full battle regalia.

[fishmonger]

@PepoPunda

I have always maintained that Luhyas are more brain than muscle or walk around with muscles for a brain and I’m yet to see evidence to the contrary. It’s like their clan had their evolution capped somewhere just close to full evolution and it has been so till todate. Their cranial features and muscles can ellaborate theur close link with homo erectus original, without elements forcing evolution.
Show me one intellectual Luhya, a revolutionist, a leader with charisma; I will show you a virgin nun! Hakuna… Wote hukuwa na this watchie/mbotch look and are wired to be followers and not leaders. All their leaders are followers falling over Adonija or Nabii, none with a spine. They work best in menial/labour-intensive jobs and not intellectual spaces and if you think it’s false, shindana na mluhya kulima ama kukata nyasi. The few doctors and proffesors are outliers but much as they are , they are inferior in skill to their peers.
And of course, factory settings for medieval primates are sex, food, clothes, and shelter and you guessed right if you nodded to sex and food as the number one priority for these lot, and they take the two seriously. Same thing the Neanderthals did. Omba mluhya uone kama ata kunyima, maajabu hiyo-that thing excites them. Food naye ata usiongee!

Now to the gist of my rant. Why are they the only ones who feel and imagine and embody themselves with Jesus/God or religious cultism? Sasa kuna Johanna wa TAno Bungoma complete with his bible and disciples! There was Yesu of Tongeren, There was Maria Mtumishi, and the man who went to be with himself Jehovah Wanyonyi. Most shakahola victims are from western and ezekiels church is full of westeners. Kuna nini huko? A small area but with hundreds or religious derilicts and followers so gullible , like they cant reason logically past some point and decipher the epic conmanship being served by these cultists.
Shida huwa nini?

Your observation or opinion on the Luhya community is valid.
Unfortunately, that is how we Africans are perceived by the other races. Physically superior but intellectually inferior. Look at all the strong men in the world, boxing champions, UFa campions, great athletes, etc. They are Africans. But it is the whites who manages them.

[magreb]

@mikel

Because your first and second paragraphs, the most important paragraphs, were about muscles, education and sex…why would I respond to something that you didn’t prioritise?

Now it is time for you to comment on the last paragraph. What are your opening remarks?

[horus07]

@fishmonger

Your observation or opinion on the Luhya community is valid.
Unfortunately, that is how we Africans are perceived by the other races. Physically superior but intellectually inferior. Look at all the strong men in the world, boxing champions, UFa campions, great athletes, etc. They are Africans. But it is the whites who manages them.

Nobody is white…nobody is black…just politics…we all have different melanin levels and we are all colored…that said…the sexual fascination with the African man is real by the European woman…100%…makes the European man very mad…and yet the African woman…sio Kapondi solo…is “$###@&” drawn to…the yin and the yan

[uwesmake]

@PepoPunda

I have always maintained that Luhyas are more brain than muscle or walk around with muscles for a brain and I’m yet to see evidence to the contrary. It’s like their clan had their evolution capped somewhere just close to full evolution and it has been so till todate. Their cranial features and muscles can ellaborate theur close link with homo erectus original, without elements forcing evolution.
Show me one intellectual Luhya, a revolutionist, a leader with charisma; I will show you a virgin nun! Hakuna… Wote hukuwa na this watchie/mbotch look and are wired to be followers and not leaders. All their leaders are followers falling over Adonija or Nabii, none with a spine. They work best in menial/labour-intensive jobs and not intellectual spaces and if you think it’s false, shindana na mluhya kulima ama kukata nyasi. The few doctors and proffesors are outliers but much as they are , they are inferior in skill to their peers.
And of course, factory settings for medieval primates are sex, food, clothes, and shelter and you guessed right if you nodded to sex and food as the number one priority for these lot, and they take the two seriously. Same thing the Neanderthals did. Omba mluhya uone kama ata kunyima, maajabu hiyo-that thing excites them. Food naye ata usiongee!

Now to the gist of my rant. Why are they the only ones who feel and imagine and embody themselves with Jesus/God or religious cultism? Sasa kuna Johanna wa TAno Bungoma complete with his bible and disciples! There was Yesu of Tongeren, There was Maria Mtumishi, and the man who went to be with himself Jehovah Wanyonyi. Most shakahola victims are from western and ezekiels church is full of westeners. Kuna nini huko? A small area but with hundreds or religious derilicts and followers so gullible , like they cant reason logically past some point and decipher the epic conmanship being served by these cultists.
Shida huwa nini?

njaruo keypiii umetombewa bibi na mluhya , accept and move on uende uuze mkundu kwa shores za Lake Victoria

[Jack_Black]

@PepoPunda

Sasa oneni hawa ma Shepart wote… waki equate rant yangu na sex!!? @Jack_Black @Kodiaga @mikel . As in it’s the first default thought or homepage ya brain so to say. Why aint you answering about religion, instead talking about my wifes privates and canal affairs?

Kubali matokeo kijana… bibi yako akikaa hivi unaexpect nini? Lazima pouring inside.

[Ejlif]

I suppose that’s attributable to a historical reason rather than what you’re alluding to. No, claiming. Perhaps those (evangelical?) Christian denominations set up shop there before they did elsewhere?

Too bad the few in this village have taken this personally and emotionally, refraining from giving answers that would dispel this illogical notion. After all, there are lots of Christian religious sects in other places - like the so-called Akorinos in Central.

Oh, reminds me - where are you more likely to encounter a tar-black flat-nosed brawny bloke with an Arabic/ Muslim-sounding name? Probably has deep-set eyes and massive mandibles? Perhaps there is a natural pre-disposition to religiosity among the Khamisis and Azizis of magharibi. Anyone qualified enough to shed light on this? @LuandaMagere, @il torobo?

[PepoPunda]

@Ejlif

I suppose that’s attributable to a historical reason rather than what you’re alluding to. No, claiming. Perhaps those (evangelical?) Christian denominations set up shop there before they did elsewhere?

Too bad the few in this village have taken this personally and emotionally, refraining from giving answers that would dispel this illogical notion. After all, there are lots of Christian religious sects in other places - like the so-called Akorinos in Central.

Oh, reminds me - where are you more likely to encounter a tar-black flat-nosed brawny bloke with an Arabic/ Muslim-sounding name? Probably has deep-set eyes and massive mandibles? Perhaps there is a natural pre-disposition to religiosity among the Khamisis and Azizis of magharibi. Anyone qualified enough to shed light on this? @LuandaMagere, @il torobo?

I recall the missionaries first set up shop in Central before going in to western Kenya. Oldest chapel in Ke is pale Mai Mahiu. It took a while before christianity got to western but hawa nao walimeza kama panadol. Every homestead wants to have a Nabii (Maybe because each Nabii has 40 Somethn wives without question). The Akorinos in central dont have religious extrimism as compared to their counterparts in Western circa legio maria or dini ya msambweni.

[wildfrank]

too much oogalie damages the thinking nerves terminals…but they are a funny lot, mtoto mluhya badala ya kukula mchanga anakula kokoto:D

[Simiyu22]

@PepoPunda

I have always maintained that Luhyas are more brain than muscle or walk around with muscles for a brain and I’m yet to see evidence to the contrary. It’s like their clan had their evolution capped somewhere just close to full evolution and it has been so till todate. Their cranial features and muscles can ellaborate theur close link with homo erectus original, without elements forcing evolution.
Show me one intellectual Luhya, a revolutionist, a leader with charisma; I will show you a virgin nun! Hakuna… Wote hukuwa na this watchie/mbotch look and are wired to be followers and not leaders. All their leaders are followers falling over Adonija or Nabii, none with a spine. They work best in menial/labour-intensive jobs and not intellectual spaces and if you think it’s false, shindana na mluhya kulima ama kukata nyasi. The few doctors and proffesors are outliers but much as they are , they are inferior in skill to their peers.
And of course, factory settings for medieval primates are sex, food, clothes, and shelter and you guessed right if you nodded to sex and food as the number one priority for these lot, and they take the two seriously. Same thing the Neanderthals did. Omba mluhya uone kama ata kunyima, maajabu hiyo-that thing excites them. Food naye ata usiongee!

Now to the gist of my rant. Why are they the only ones who feel and imagine and embody themselves with Jesus/God or religious cultism? Sasa kuna Johanna wa TAno Bungoma complete with his bible and disciples! There was Yesu of Tongeren, There was Maria Mtumishi, and the man who went to be with himself Jehovah Wanyonyi. Most shakahola victims are from western and ezekiels church is full of westeners. Kuna nini huko? A small area but with hundreds or religious derilicts and followers so gullible , like they cant reason logically past some point and decipher the epic conmanship being served by these cultists.
Shida huwa nini?

Wewe @patco you have never evolved. Still payukaring the same tribal bs from 2015. Who told you that it’s a must to become a Pentecost, Baptist or Catholic. You still licking a white mans boot. Jesus was a white man, eh?
Luhyas live in your brain, rent free.

[Wanaruona]

Waluhya wa kijiji wameungana pamoja wakati wanamaliswo.

[king_cobra]

You sound like mtoto wa singo matha, who suspects his father is luhya,
Uliza mamako polepole atakupeleka kwenyu,

[Euler]

@Kodiaga

Na munajua Rigathi na Ruto wakimalizwa na hiyo Ukimwi who is third in command? @Euler @magreb

Mudavadi qualifies as a “safe” hands.

[Titty_Twister]

@PepoPunda

and the man who went to be with himself Jehovah Wanyonyi.

:D:D:D:D

Leo ni siku ya waluhya