LUTHULI AVENUE SCENARIO

[African_King]

@Mchezaji

lazimu uwe mgumu, ju ukimuonesha uko na hamu sana yakumkula, anaringa na kukuibia. lakini ukimuonesha huna haraka na huna haja yakudinya so she shouldn’t touch you anyhow, atapanuwa umkule positions zote utamuambia bila kusumbuliwa wala kuharakishwa na tena bei iwe ile ya shot moja.

Nilikuwa hivo zamani nakuja na haraka mbaya na dame alikuwa ananiambia nimlipe kwanza.

[Mchezaji]

@African King

Nilikuwa hivo zamani nakuja na haraka mbaya na dame alikuwa ananiambia nimlipe kwanza.

kwema ukiwa mchanufu.

[uwesmake]

Ukienda kutomba malaya weka pesa extra kwa socks . At hand kuwa na ya lojo na yake.

In fact tao usitembee na pesa mob kwa mfuko, weka pesa kwa mpesa

[MTINGIZA_KITANDA]

There is a video on YouTube on this very tactic of kungurus sorrounding you. They take away your centration by being friendly and talking dirty to you as their partners sneak into your pockets and get robbed. Some of them become hostile and aggressive. They are thugs. Ukikaa mbaya unaporwa.

[Mpenda]

Malaya wanajuanga tu mafala by just looking at them… me I criss cross those streets past 3am na sijawahi ibiwa

[Starscream]

These hekayas about hookers are the best i think we can all agree on that

[Starscream]

@Mpenda

Malaya wanajuanga tu mafala by just looking at them… me I criss cross those streets past 3am na sijawahi ibiwa

Siku yako haijafika

[ChifuMbitika]

Happened to me in Ronald Ngala street in 2010. Style ya kudarwa na pokoste nikidhani Tu ananitaka. Later I realized my phone and 2k were gone.

[Ras_Junior]

@Mpenda

Malaya wanajuanga tu mafala by just looking at them… me I criss cross those streets past 3am na sijawahi ibiwa

wanajuanga maskini pia kuwaangalia tu

[uhondo]

Witnessed this behavior. Tumetoka ABC place, Westi kindu kama saa kumi asubuhi. Tumelewa chakari. Tuka amua kupitia K-Street kabla ya kwenda home kudose. Lanye wawili wameingia back seat na tukaanza kupiga raundi nao mdogo tuki nego.Mmoja ameanza kujifanya ana dara boy wangu dere, kumbe anaingia mbosho pole pole akijaribu kupokonya phone. Nilikuwa radar, nikazusha na tukawa bwaga mara hio hio. Story za mapoko niliwachia hapo.

[Brikicho_Bantureh]

haya sasa leta hekaya ya wale wasee wa patapotea karata vile uliekelea 7k with hopes of getting 14k

[steve_mmoja]

@mastermwenyewe

As a pussyzologist my only advice to to u please avoid street whores/prostitutes.Any time you feel like walking with your third leg please go the sex brothels they are much safer and u have time to choose,unlike those who run to you in the streets

Ni Sawa pussyzologist…
Ameskia!!

[steve_mmoja]

@Mchezaji

lazimu uwe mgumu, ju ukimuonesha uko na hamu sana yakumkula, anaringa na kukuibia. lakini ukimuonesha huna haraka na huna haja yakudinya so she shouldn’t touch you anyhow, atapanuwa umkule positions zote utamuambia bila kusumbuliwa wala kuharakishwa na tena bei iwe ile ya shot moja.

Trying to recreate an image of this scenario with wanjiro from kenol…
Kichwa imekataa

[Mtunguyaaz]

Happened to me in 2014, apo luthuli. Infact walitumia hio same tactic kwa hio vida, dame alishika mgongo yangu na kupump ikus yake kwa magoti yangu, in my head i was like wtf but didn’t chase her away. Kumbe pokoste alikuwa anatoa simu, same same kama vida. After a brief 5 seconds nikamwambia sitaki. Searched my pocket and BAM simu was gone. I started to curse at her as i held her hand, watchie mjinga akanithreaten na rungu yake (suppose he was in). Hawa ni wakora si lanye. It happened so fast, esp ukiwa maji chunga

[Actor1]

@Ras Junior

hehe karibu jiji buda, happened to me back in 2009 or 2010, nlikua natoka small world and the hoes sandwiched me in the same way. Luckily I did not have any money but they took my phone. When I realized it I told one of the hoes who was pretending they were not together that I could buy the phone back at 2k from my Mpesa. She communicated to the other hoes and I was given my phone back, sent the 2k and then allowed to leave. Kufika hapo archives I called safcom and told them I had been robbed and forced to transfer money so they reversed the 2k, hizo siku kureverse ilikua rahisi si kama sasa but you had to wait 24 hours to access the reversed money. Tangu hiyo siku sitakangi ujinga ya malaya kunishikashika

:D:D:D:D:D:D

[forestmonkey]

mimi niliibiwa 350/= na mapoko wa mtwapa nikiwa 17 never again mimi hubeba 500 maximum on inner short na phone ni kabambe always ile ya 700/=

[AmTheNightBeforeChri]

@Tin toller

I’d just alighted at the Machakos country bus station at 5:00 am. The noisy forward busses staged at the popular OTC had started their morning songs. I thought it was safe. Having no bag, dressed in my official pant, t shirt and black wearing blazer; I gathered courage and strength heading to Koja bus station. I was to get home (Gachie) from Makueni( from burial).
Just at OTC area, a skimply dressed lady streched her legs so that I could see the content. Wah, my attention was captured. I was standing in my three legs. I couldn’t resist. She wispered, “Soo mbili tu, nakupa yote. Tuende hapa karibu.” I hurriedly obeyed my 2nd brain and followed her past Athusi bar. The rooms were dingy with foul smell but the pu**y hawker was petite so I couldn’t mind. After closing the door, she immediately started lap dance and shaked her buttocks on my mjulus, wow…that kafeeling. She had offered me some afya, but I resisted immediately.( I thought about some hekaya about the meals from strangers).
During the process, she proposed that I should suck her boobs. I nagged. She suggested that we go for a second round at half the price. Vile nilimwaga, feelings zikatoka zote. I think it was excess nyege.
I left and headed to Koja station via river road. It was around 5:30am. On reaching the junction connecting River road to luthuli avenue, some lady approached me, in a mini skirt. She thought I had excess money. She greeted me and suggested that we go for a short “hapa juu”. Before my response, she had put my right hand in her nunu, and tightly held me to the wall. She was like “pumping herself to my erect d*ck” and I could feel am in now in California. A second lady came and now I was sandwiched in between the hot thieves. I just realized my able wallet was missing when a third lady( decently dressed) followed me 50metres away only to tell me that I’d dropped my wallet; then left immediately. On opening it, it had only the national ID, NHIF card and NSSF card. I’d lost 5300/- at 5:30am.
Luck fell on my mobile gadget being that I’d kabambe( when I go to town, I hardly carry my smartphone) which they left for me.

I learned the hard way anyway.

law number one ya river road na luthuli,never accept a she hippo get too close,malaya wa kawaida ni huyo wa kwanza the rest are thieves…aki nimecheka…kijana wacha umalaya wa river road,itaibiwa mpaka ujinyoge!..grow up and be a man usiwe mtu wa kuwa attracted na these bitches just by sight…asi.

[mache]

Na ukienda kulala na malaya usitoe nguo zote, trao unafikisha kwa magoti. Otherwise utatembea Tao na leso ya kuomba.

[Strategoi]

@denis young

Hii hekaya imebakisha tu, I was shaking like chameleon on a feeble twig in a monsoon.

:D:D

[Tin_toller]

@mache

Na ukienda kulala na malaya usitoe nguo zote, trao unafikisha kwa magoti. Otherwise utatembea Tao na leso ya kuomba.

Hehehe…leta hekaya