Ma ya ngai @Meria Mata.

Buda boss how was your first 24 hours of dryspell? You and Meria can form a support group

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@pseudonym , sasa tengeneza Hekaya na VC , now that breakup is eminent :D:D:D

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Ironically, my dear, he was my first shiny eye lover…
I never ever ever wanna see him or talk to him again.

Ata ningehamia ile kijiji ingine lakini @Some Say has just said imefungwa.:frowning:

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Ungekuja huko ningekua stud wako

I don’t think you can handle my cougar claws raking your back …
Besides, wouldn’t it be against your journalistic integrity?
:D:D:D

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:D:D:D Hata ukiniangalia ninakaa niko na integrity?

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lakini @Meria Mata usijali, ni makosa tu ulitafutiwa. hata kama hungekutana na Mutheu angekuuuliza kwanini umekua too nice of late inakaa kuna kitu unaficha.

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Nyef nyef nyef…
Wacha ujuaji mob…kwanza umemaliza kunioshea gari hapo basement ama unararua k*** kwa backseat?

I swear if there’s hint of sex musk in it sikulipi. :mad:

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nimemaliza kuosha lakini nimepata some toys kwa glove compartment zimenishtua. Hiyo pesa nirushie tu kwa mpesa lakini siwezi ipeleka church kama sadaka. chieth!

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muone huruma tuu yeye ni VC wetu, mutheu ilikua bahati mbaya, we don’t want to see a breakup its usually painfull to the heart.

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:D:DKujiruka nayo…

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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Nada! Zilch! Nein!

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miimi ni team resist…apantambua M chieth!
thii ukiumaga!!
i hope you did not rear end your gal with my toys nugu hii…

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Eminent ni wewe…your eminence.
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It was shortlived. I had to pledge my support for Shelsea fc to be let off the hook

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wewe kwisha! she has you by your fatty balls

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hehehe. Unataka kusema Kush has fatty balls and a small penis

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Clawmastuness ??

hehe cheza chini

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I cunt even pronounce that…:D:D