madame

[Fala_12]

@Nattydread

Usafi si ugonjwa.

@mukuna just reported this

[mukuna]

@Fala 12

@mukuna just reported this

:D:D:D

[bjurmann]

@kaiser soze'

The other day I visited a friend of mine alikua boy wangu lakini sahii ashapata manzi.
problem is huyu dame kujifanya mausafi mingi alafu amembukiza my boy.
You see I used to share a hao with this jamaa and he was a cool guy lakini sahii he’s behaving like the chick zile anakuwekea juice and ends up wiping the glass table like ten times mpaka you feel uncomfortable anyone ever experience this?

Ni kukaliwa my fren. When sh*t hits the fan, Ata open up utajua Ile upuuus amepitia.

[kijanamrefu]

Your friend is being put on a civilization crash course. Best you can do is take some tips(hehe) na umwarn asipotee sana. Though pia kupanguza meza ten times ni upus, kwani ni surgery.

[system]

@kah tony

@denis young kuja uambie watu prayer patner ni nani

[gashwin]

@kijanamrefu

kwani ni surgery.

:D:D:D:D:D

[MISCHIEF]

Acha umama ambia yeye anachokufanyia ni upuzzi baada uje ulalamike apa

[huntsman]

…mapens ni mapens, tafuta wako mchafu mpendane

[denis_young]

@Deorro

@denis young kuja uambie watu prayer patner ni nani

Wacha nikusaidie kaka
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[Koolibah]

@kaiser soze'

The other day I visited a friend of mine alikua boy wangu lakini sahii

Herr Vladmir, zis is gay shiet

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[AMB_Sunday]

@Purple

Si nyumba ni yake so shida iko wapi,

Only a nigga can relate