Madem

[uwesmake]

U.T.I

[mtu_chuma]

@Chief Chef

I had two friends of mine in Campus.(chicks)

One alikuwa ananuka mdomo.So everytime alikuwa anakuja kwangu I always made sure niko na pk

The second one alikuwa ananuka downtown.At first nilikuwa nashangaa kwani ata yeye afeelingi hiyo smell .But the people I used to blame most were her friends for not telling her.Kwanza on hot days ama after travelling…Woiwoi! I used to suspect ako na STD na hajui

Conclusion: Vile @Jirani amesema.Sometimes its medical

Did you help her? Ulimwambia wewe?

[kalel]

@Freestyle

There was another lady ,was a neighbor in the years 2000, she was a hooker and she would come back on Mondays after the weekend , harufu puh puh wacha tu , couldnt imagine someone was pounding a biach with such a foul smell. unfortunately she succumbed to the big disease of course it was eminent.

@Freestyle

There was another lady ,was a neighbor in the years 2000, she was a hooker and she would come back on Mondays after the weekend , harufu puh puh wacha tu , couldnt imagine someone was pounding a biach with such a foul smell. unfortunately she succumbed to the big disease of course it was eminent.

— eminent describes anyone who’s famous. But imminent refers to something about to happen, like the next big thing’s
imminent rise to the top. These two words sound the same to some, but they’re unrelated.

[culture]

One alikuwa ananuka mdomo.So everytime alikuwa anakuja kwangu I always made sure niko na pk
mdomo.:D:D:D:D:D:D
wat the hell.dem kunuka mdomo

[Lord_Bailesh]

@junkie

hehe nothing kills a boner faster than a smelly kunt

There comes a time in a man"s life that you must experience dryspell.all those available ladies you’ve been banging become “busy” or found their “true love”(this happens for only two weeks,then they are back to being singles).
So you scroll all your available options but you find none.sa hizo uko na ma ideas za sex mbaiyar.inabidi uendee poko.sa zile yuko bend over,the stench you get…trust me have never had the courage to bang after such an odour.you walk home a disappointed man and pray for the dryspell season to end.