@Makonika and @Uwesmake, Navy Seal, confirm this...

:D:D:D:D

Umbwa koko pekee ndio uflee my munchy once went head to head with 5 thieves and lived to growl it

tell us more naniii

:D:D
Your dog has a very gay name.
@inzhener otmetka ulikuwa umekunywa Jik full?

:Dyou are very funny dude

Huku mwanaume anapiga kdf kumi na kuwavunja vidole na wewe unakuja kuringa vile ulitisha mbwa. Upii!!

One day, many moons ago, a friend narrated to me. On his way to school at 6:00, he came across mating dogs kwa giza. They charged at him and he was very scared. One dog bit his trouser, akashindwa atirokee wapi. He shouted ‘Jesus’ and the pack of horny dogs disappeared. A miracle right there

Hizi story za “a friend” hua tumeziona mbali. Ulikuwa umeyamba ndore ngapi juu najua ulikuwa unayamba kama kayamba?:D:D

I picked this from somewhere.
Just wanted to know what course of action one should take if confronted by one or several dogs…

Hehehe huku ndio ninjas wana milk elephant kama wamekalia porcupine bila kuogopa.

He he he!
Na wengine wanashika simba mkia…

You’ve given one solution of dealing with a pack of dogs…

Imagine ilikuwa Kama findeo ama ndlama. Hata sikuwa naamini

Dogs feel threatened when you are in a standing position… One should sit down like a Buddha and stare at the dog’s eyes

in dogspeak hiyo ni kunyenyekea and so it doesn’t feel challenged for the alpha position.

Couldn’t have said it better.

Effidence iliwekwa jamaa alichuna mkia ya Simba live

Never try this ! Some years ago they killed a matatu driver at Zimmerman