Salago
November 23, 2022, 5:27am
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But @captain obvious anasema ukweli. Mimi kuna Dem wale mnamake jokes nao occasionally, jioni moja ananikol nimsaidie kufunga bed alikua amehamia around. Time nilikua namaliza kufunga bed ilikua kitu saa mbili usiku…nilidryfry papo hapo
It’s a once in a blue moon thing and every dog has its day… Juzi tu kuna dem we see each other everyday apa job na sijawai mkatia or anything but we talk all manner of things…so happened juzi nikampea lift tukitoka job coz she works nearby…so kuigia kwa jalopy hivi we hugged something we’ve never done before, ata lift sijawai mpea before. kidogo kidogo akanipea pek. At the back of my mind am like damn! Seize the opportunity motherfucker.
mtadao
November 23, 2022, 6:32am
23
This story can only excite ktalk bachelors with a very long dry spell.
Wababa wa Kenyatalk wamekasirishwa sana na hiyo hekaya :D:D:D
Lakini kuna time coomer hujileta ghafla kama hujajipanga mpaka unashindwa nini inaendelea. Yaani your ancestors are working overtime to give you gifts you didn’t ask for banae. Kuna dem flani customer wangu pale cyber, wale madem mali safi, roho safi, mna-interact poa lakini hizo feelings za sex hazijawai toklezea. Siku moja around 6.30am akani-call ati “aki captain sorry for bothering you but kuna job na-apply leo na lazima ni-update CV yangu sahii…wewe hufungua saa ngapi?” Nikamshow opening hours ni 9am. Ati “aki si unifanyie tu favour ukam uni-editie hii CV chapchap, I’ll pay extra for the trouble.”
Nikamshow itakua tricky, but since niko na comp mtaani ka atakam naeza maliza hio maneno 20 minutes max badala ya kufungua biz that early. Akasema sawa. Kukam, dem amedunga poa kuenda job but mini ime-expose yellow thighs kiasi. Nika-appreciate tu kiumbe cha mungu but for real mi najua ni CV imemleta. Tukaenda kwa work desk yangu pale living room nikaanza kazi. Sasa ako kando yangu akisema zile changes anataka. Ndio we’re making small talk but from the corner of my eye I see this girl stealing weird glances at me. She was smelling good pia, which distracted me a little but I soldiered on and successfully completed the aforementioned task.
Kumaliza editing si ni aende sasa? Akaanza those exaggerated thank yous that girls give…“aki you’re a life saver…sijui ata ningedu aje.” Makosa ilifanyika wakati alinipiga a tight, lingering hug. Ni morning na nimevaa sweatpants banae, of course Abdallah alichangamka. Muchichana pia akaskia kitu inam-poke huko chini, tuka-make eye contact na mechi ikaanza papo hapo. Nili-dry fry yeye na kumwaga within 5 minutes, kakaenda bathroom ku-freshen up na kuenda job. Nikabaki hapo for the next two hours nikijiuliza what the fucck just happened.
Elder rusha number ya dem wa ku editiwa cv.
bure
November 23, 2022, 9:58am
27
It’s a once in a blue moon thing and every dog has its day… Juzi tu kuna dem we see each other everyday apa job na sijawai mkatia or anything but we talk all manner of things…so happened juzi nikampea lift tukitoka job coz she works nearby…so kuigia kwa jalopy hivi we hugged something we’ve never done before, ata lift sijawai mpea before. kidogo kidogo akanipea pek. At the back of my mind am like damn! Seize the opportunity motherfucker.
This will not happen…chance lost
Read and understand the last paragraph msee
bure
November 23, 2022, 11:00am
29
Anytime you will try to schedule for that match you will be taken into endless loops…Good luck
Binge
November 23, 2022, 1:34pm
31
Juvenile. Uliomba kula sasa. Acha kusumbua wazee. If you cannot swim you have no business getting into the ocean.
Euler
November 23, 2022, 2:06pm
32
And the tallest too. Kila mtu hapa ni 6.2
Lakini kuna time coomer hujileta ghafla kama hujajipanga mpaka unashindwa nini inaendelea. Yaani your ancestors are working overtime to give you gifts you didn’t ask for banae. Kuna dem flani customer wangu pale cyber, wale madem mali safi, roho safi, mna-interact poa lakini hizo feelings za sex hazijawai toklezea. Siku moja around 6.30am akani-call ati “aki captain sorry for bothering you but kuna job na-apply leo na lazima ni-update CV yangu sahii…wewe hufungua saa ngapi?” Nikamshow opening hours ni 9am. Ati “aki si unifanyie tu favour ukam uni-editie hii CV chapchap, I’ll pay extra for the trouble.”
Nikamshow itakua tricky, but since niko na comp mtaani ka atakam naeza maliza hio maneno 20 minutes max badala ya kufungua biz that early. Akasema sawa. Kukam, dem amedunga poa kuenda job but mini ime-expose yellow thighs kiasi. Nika-appreciate tu kiumbe cha mungu but for real mi najua ni CV imemleta. Tukaenda kwa work desk yangu pale living room nikaanza kazi. Sasa ako kando yangu akisema zile changes anataka. Ndio we’re making small talk but from the corner of my eye I see this girl stealing weird glances at me. She was smelling good pia, which distracted me a little but I soldiered on and successfully completed the aforementioned task.
Kumaliza editing si ni aende sasa? Akaanza those exaggerated thank yous that girls give…“aki you’re a life saver…sijui ata ningedu aje.” Makosa ilifanyika wakati alinipiga a tight, lingering hug. Ni morning na nimevaa sweatpants banae, of course Abdallah alichangamka. Muchichana pia akaskia kitu inam-poke huko chini, tuka-make eye contact na mechi ikaanza papo hapo. Nili-dry fry yeye na kumwaga within 5 minutes, kakaenda bathroom ku-freshen up na kuenda job. Nikabaki hapo for the next two hours nikijiuliza what the fucck just happened.
Ata picha ya accomplishments section kwa CV banae
Kuongea ukweli hapo hujadanganya, nikekasirika kama fwakin
Lakini kuna time coomer hujileta ghafla kama hujajipanga mpaka unashindwa nini inaendelea. Yaani your ancestors are working overtime to give you gifts you didn’t ask for banae. Kuna dem flani customer wangu pale cyber, wale madem mali safi, roho safi, mna-interact poa lakini hizo feelings za sex hazijawai toklezea. Siku moja around 6.30am akani-call ati “aki captain sorry for bothering you but kuna job na-apply leo na lazima ni-update CV yangu sahii…wewe hufungua saa ngapi?” Nikamshow opening hours ni 9am. Ati “aki si unifanyie tu favour ukam uni-editie hii CV chapchap, I’ll pay extra for the trouble.”
Nikamshow itakua tricky, but since niko na comp mtaani ka atakam naeza maliza hio maneno 20 minutes max badala ya kufungua biz that early. Akasema sawa. Kukam, dem amedunga poa kuenda job but mini ime-expose yellow thighs kiasi. Nika-appreciate tu kiumbe cha mungu but for real mi najua ni CV imemleta. Tukaenda kwa work desk yangu pale living room nikaanza kazi. Sasa ako kando yangu akisema zile changes anataka. Ndio we’re making small talk but from the corner of my eye I see this girl stealing weird glances at me. She was smelling good pia, which distracted me a little but I soldiered on and successfully completed the aforementioned task.
Kumaliza editing si ni aende sasa? Akaanza those exaggerated thank yous that girls give…“aki you’re a life saver…sijui ata ningedu aje.” Makosa ilifanyika wakati alinipiga a tight, lingering hug. Ni morning na nimevaa sweatpants banae, of course Abdallah alichangamka. Muchichana pia akaskia kitu inam-poke huko chini, tuka-make eye contact na mechi ikaanza papo hapo. Nili-dry fry yeye na kumwaga within 5 minutes, kakaenda bathroom ku-freshen up na kuenda job. Nikabaki hapo for the next two hours nikijiuliza what the fucck just happened.
Mumeamua kuokota boy wa saiba videvu hazishiii.
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Lakini kuna time coomer hujileta ghafla kama hujajipanga mpaka unashindwa nini inaendelea. Yaani your ancestors are working overtime to give you gifts you didn’t ask for banae. Kuna dem flani customer wangu pale cyber, wale madem mali safi, roho safi, mna-interact poa lakini hizo feelings za sex hazijawai toklezea. Siku moja around 6.30am akani-call ati “aki captain sorry for bothering you but kuna job na-apply leo na lazima ni-update CV yangu sahii…wewe hufungua saa ngapi?” Nikamshow opening hours ni 9am. Ati “aki si unifanyie tu favour ukam uni-editie hii CV chapchap, I’ll pay extra for the trouble.”
Nikamshow itakua tricky, but since niko na comp mtaani ka atakam naeza maliza hio maneno 20 minutes max badala ya kufungua biz that early. Akasema sawa. Kukam, dem amedunga poa kuenda job but mini ime-expose yellow thighs kiasi. Nika-appreciate tu kiumbe cha mungu but for real mi najua ni CV imemleta. Tukaenda kwa work desk yangu pale living room nikaanza kazi. Sasa ako kando yangu akisema zile changes anataka. Ndio we’re making small talk but from the corner of my eye I see this girl stealing weird glances at me. She was smelling good pia, which distracted me a little but I soldiered on and successfully completed the aforementioned task.
Kumaliza editing si ni aende sasa? Akaanza those exaggerated thank yous that girls give…“aki you’re a life saver…sijui ata ningedu aje.” Makosa ilifanyika wakati alinipiga a tight, lingering hug. Ni morning na nimevaa sweatpants banae, of course Abdallah alichangamka. Muchichana pia akaskia kitu inam-poke huko chini, tuka-make eye contact na mechi ikaanza papo hapo. Nili-dry fry yeye na kumwaga within 5 minutes, kakaenda bathroom ku-freshen up na kuenda job. Nikabaki hapo for the next two hours nikijiuliza what the fucck just happened.
Umesahau climax umetuacha hanging… Alipata hiyo job?
Lakini kuna time coomer hujileta ghafla kama hujajipanga mpaka unashindwa nini inaendelea. Yaani your ancestors are working overtime to give you gifts you didn’t ask for banae. Kuna dem flani customer wangu pale cyber, wale madem mali safi, roho safi, mna-interact poa lakini hizo feelings za sex hazijawai toklezea. Siku moja around 6.30am akani-call ati “aki captain sorry for bothering you but kuna job na-apply leo na lazima ni-update CV yangu sahii…wewe hufungua saa ngapi?” Nikamshow opening hours ni 9am. Ati “aki si unifanyie tu favour ukam uni-editie hii CV chapchap, I’ll pay extra for the trouble.”
Nikamshow itakua tricky, but since niko na comp mtaani ka atakam naeza maliza hio maneno 20 minutes max badala ya kufungua biz that early. Akasema sawa. Kukam, dem amedunga poa kuenda job but mini ime-expose yellow thighs kiasi. Nika-appreciate tu kiumbe cha mungu but for real mi najua ni CV imemleta. Tukaenda kwa work desk yangu pale living room nikaanza kazi. Sasa ako kando yangu akisema zile changes anataka. Ndio we’re making small talk but from the corner of my eye I see this girl stealing weird glances at me. She was smelling good pia, which distracted me a little but I soldiered on and successfully completed the aforementioned task.
Kumaliza editing si ni aende sasa? Akaanza those exaggerated thank yous that girls give…“aki you’re a life saver…sijui ata ningedu aje.” Makosa ilifanyika wakati alinipiga a tight, lingering hug. Ni morning na nimevaa sweatpants banae, of course Abdallah alichangamka. Muchichana pia akaskia kitu inam-poke huko chini, tuka-make eye contact na mechi ikaanza papo hapo. Nili-dry fry yeye na kumwaga within 5 minutes, kakaenda bathroom ku-freshen up na kuenda job. Nikabaki hapo for the next two hours nikijiuliza what the fucck just happened.
Wewe endelea kukaribisha ukimwi 2.0
