mama nguo

[El_Tucci]

Hii ni njaa ya aina gani? Mama fua, braza?

[MarkMarco]

:D:D:D leo. Ni kicheko tu

[The_Architect]

@AFI

Nimechezewa hii ngoma after asking for advice here on PEP. Niliskia kuhara nikiiskiza

To make it works inaimbwa na prisons choir :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Zee]

@chriskiil

ukipimwa kaa kwako

niliona sticker kwa mat imeandikwa hivi nikaanza kucheka dame alikua hapo next akaniuliza kama niko sawa

[Freestyle]

Ati ukiendelea hivi utaongeza pesa hehe

[majizee]

Hekaya swafi. As my grandfather would say, the only bad hole is a snake’s (house)

[WuTang]

@majizee

Hekaya swafi. As my grandfather would say, the only bad hole is a snake’s (house)

Uwongo.

[sodamadiaba]

Luwereee Nyasaye Akhunlindee.
Nyasayeee khulichonjoo

[chriskiil]

@Zee

niliona sticker kwa mat imeandikwa hivi nikaanza kucheka dame alikua hapo next akaniuliza kama niko sawa

mimi pia,along mombasa road?

[system]

mimi there is a time i had dry-fried a certain bar girl from zero fote three, i became thin out of stress. after about 3 yrs za denial nikapima nikakuta niko sawa. nowadays my higher brain controls the lower brain (mjuls)

[big_man]

@tall mnyama everywhere

after colle i secured a jobo na bank fulani tao. so kama kawa kule kuna ma chics wafly sana but shida ni i wasnt earning much na wao ni wale guzzlers plus ukiingiza nyang’au kama kina uwes who r willing to spend money on them i stood no chance. so mimi nilikuwa nakula kwa mecho tu.

i used to live kwa bedsitter roysa na kiu ilikuwa inatesa mimi sana. nilitumia sabuni, vaseline lakini bado nilitamani the real thing. i’d visit my relas eastleigh but kuchukua malaya hizo sides ilikuwa noma coz ningeharibiwa jina, na wale wa tao nilikuwa naogopa mchele sana.

so one sato after jobo nilienda kusaka wale mama nguo wanifulie na kuosha keja.

wale wanajua roysa mama nguo wengi utawapata pande za juu, away from kamiti rd. so mimi an idea came to my mind, mbona nisisake mmoja mpoa na ikiwezekana shuma irare ndani sana? mimi huyo na manyege zangu nikisorora. nikiangalia mmoja sana ananiita na saa hizo mimi naangalia size ya them thighs tu nijue kama anatosha mboga, so akiwa down nawachana naye.

kuona naweza toka bila nikarudia wale nilikuwa nimewaacha nyuma, mama mmoja akaniuliza kijana unatafuta nini? naona umezunguka sana. nikajua uyu ni kama ananielewa. nikamwambia nataka anifulie na aoshe keja, bei ni? akasema wacha tuende aone nguo ni kiasi gani na keja. nikamuuliza na tukishindwa kuelewana bei nitarudi uku tena kutafuta mwingine? akasema atuwezi kosana.

sisi hao hadi keja, mama akasema ni 700 na mimi nikakubali. sasa keja ilikuwa bedsitter so akiwa bathroom akifua naweza muona from sitting/bedroom. mama akiwa ameinama nilikuwa namchungulia naona thighs zake nambao sana. lakini nyege ni mbaya sana, n maybe uyo mama alikuwa lanye pia coz sijui alijuaje coz aliniuliza kijana ni nini mbaya, ukiendelea ivi utaongeza doh. nikajiambia kama mbaya mbaya nikamuuliza kama anaweza nisaidia kama mwoman.

akacheka zile za nyinyi vijana wadogo siku izi hamtaki kutongoza waschana rika yenu ni sisi mama wazee mnataka. kusikia hivyo nikajua baaas, nikambao zaidi. nikamwambia kwangu yeye namuona kama dem. akacheka asema basi nitamuongeza 300 iwe thao. nikakubali.

hata kabla amalize kufua nguo nikamchapa shot ya kwanza akarudi kufua, alipomaliza kufua na kuanika nguo nikamchapa shoti ya pili. ya mwisho nilimchapa alipomaliza kuosha nyumba before aende. i parted with 1500, she gave me her number akaniambia hata kama sio kufua anaweza ni keep company indoors.

dont know what i felt later coz baadae niliona huyo mmatha akiwa down sana nikajiuliza ni nini niliona kwake. i suspected ni mama alikuwa amezoea kufua na kutombwa anaongezewa doh so i didnt bother to call her.

my frens nyege can blind you

The way it did blind you

[big_man]

Utaenda mbinguni kwa baba

[big_man]

@john_doe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbvwO_Qg82k

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Utaenda mbinguni kwa baba

[majizee]

@WuTang

Uwongo.

kwani you know my grandfather:cool:

[milvoski]

There’s living on the edge and then there’s living on the edge.

[system]

mama nguo??:D:D:D:D:D:D
enyewe unafaa uombewe msee

[Starscream]

Mama nguo are the best ata mimi kuna mmoja nataka kupiga kuni nitaleta hekaya next week

[system]

@Tarantinoh

I once met a guy who told me that for the Mama nguo to be loyal to him, to come without fail each week and do a good job lazma wasikizane utamu.
To each their own.
Mbona usijifulie nguo ukiskiza ngoma?

:D:D
Bana.
As bachelors my bro and I would soak our clothes till they’d start to ferment.
Sunday asubuhi ni kuweka Golden Sunday Capital FM full volume na kufua nguo pole pole tukipigia sheppart story.

[Tarantinoh]

@introvert

:D:D
Bana.
As bachelors my bro and I would soak our clothes till they’d start to ferment.
Sunday asubuhi ni kuweka Golden Sunday Capital FM full volume na kufua nguo pole pole tukipigia sheppart story.

I can imagine the fermentation fumes. Hehehehe.

[nyonyo_zako]

Mama wa kufua ni kama tu mboch…kugawa is part of their job but si kupenda kwao…Najuanga wengine ambao ni part time flesh sellers…
When i was a bachelor nlijaribu kutongoza kama watatu different but hawakuwai nigawia…but i later learnt ni mimi sikua nawashow bei itapanda wakigawa.
Mama watoto ameanza kuwatafuta na juzi nilimserve chai sato tukiwa peke yetu akafurahia sana…am drawing up my next flight path to her encrypted servers