Married Co-worker

[Mzee_mzima]

@SonOfTheSoil

when i get time i will

Ok I’ll keep reminding you though

[KACH]

@chuka

team mafisis rule number 33, never f**k the same married woman more than two times

Tafakarihi hayo

vile chuka amesema…why do you wanna have your cake and still eat it…ulafi wako utakua mwisho wa uhai wako

[BigMark]

@SonOfTheSoil

The streets of Nairobi are very unforgiving, been there done that.
Back in the day i used to role with a click of 7 jamas, we all had nice jobs and a bad attitude, we would paint Nairobi red every weekend, f**k all sorts of bitches and punished any male that crossed our path, club bouncers avoided us like the plague
that was 15 years ago
out of the 7 its only 2 of us that are still around, i like to refer the the other 5 as fallen solders
i saw the light before it was too late
you need to do the same

it all makes perfect sense now @SonOfTheSoil = Mike Sonko

[gashwin]

@chuka

team mafisis rule number 33, never f**k the same married woman more than two times

Tafakarihi hayo

si amebakisha moja basi…

[Grundy]

@Kidinyi

I have been flirting with a married co-worker for some time now, she works in Finance and the lady puts on some very sexy skirts that make me horny. On Friday nikamwambia kimchezo atoe mpango wa jioni, demu akasema “sio leo, kwani wataka mzee aniue?” I then asked her when else we cud hook up, she said her hubby wud b traveling on Sato (jana) n she’ll call me once ready. Mimi nikachukulia maybe she was politely turning down my offer, so Friday jioni mimi na nyege zangu nikaelekea Modern nikamchafua poko mmoja then nikaenda Simmers nikapata poko wa kulala. So jana aftee she sends me a text kuwa she will go out with me but has to be back home by 9pm, nikakubali. We went clubbing huku demu namchapa black ice double double, but nikimpima naona yuko sober bado (my plan was to get her drunk fast, that way laying her wud b easy). We then started dancing huku nikimdara dara kiasi while maintaining the flow of drinks. The lady seemed to enjoy the music n by the time she was checking the time, alishtukia ni 11pm. I told her we can get a cab twende home kwangu then mrng she can go to her place, akakubali. Kufika home kwangu demu akamtumia hubby a gdnt txt kisha simu akaiweka silent in readiness for mdinyano. Mrng kufika alijam sana akasema no one should ever find out what we did n that we need to keep distance btwn us going forward. I was ok with that, in fact I told her that I will delete her number as well n she seemed ok with it. Wen she got to her place, she called to tell me she had arrived safely n thanked me for everything……then apologize for her early mrng reaction saying it was out of embarrassment n guilt as she has never played her hubby. Then akasema “hope you didn’t delete my number, if u did basi save” So sijui, hivi kuna uwezekano wa kumdinya huyu demu tena? Siwezi mind, ni mtamu sana

poko wa modern
http://i.imgur.com/LNGdBRh.jpg

poko wa simmers on my bed, naked
http://i.imgur.com/MpL7Kfq.jpg

married co-worker kwangu, sending hubby a txt
http://i.imgur.com/ygG7In4.jpg

Sadness of life…Kidinyi akipita na bibi ya mtu ni luwere

[bubudui]

Never brag about screwing someone’s wife. Because what goes around comes around.

[karema-hitI]

Ameshuhia nyonyo…

[montecarlo]

@mollisleloaded

if this is marriage then whoever said marrying a beautiful and sexy woman is like planting maize by the roadside apewe oscar

tread carefully na bibi ya wenyewe otherwise very soon kaburi tutapata imeandikwa here lies kidinyi the poko slayer

That was Okot P’Bitek

[montecarlo]

Another thing…if what you have stated is true then believe you me you aren’t the first one she’s cheated her hubby with…huyo no poko wa SJ difference ni she has wears gd perfume

[WuTang]

Never dip your pen in company ink. Hapo, umeblunder mbuyu, unaweza kuharibu works na hizo scandals and maybe CEO pia anamdinya. You get the drift?

[Pussi_Signal]

Soul tie will make u ferk her one more time… N after tht “one more time”… Another one more time.

[gashwin]

inakaa hii soultie business ili-jazz watu sana kwa hii kijiji. but seriously, sex is a spiritual thing…whether you do it to exorcise the demons of blue balls or to bond, fact is it is spiritual…an orgasm is the closest thing to heaven that one can ever experience…

[WuTang]

@gashwin

inakaa hii soultie business ili-jazz watu sana kwa hii kijiji. but seriously, sex is a spiritual thing…whether you do it to exorcise the demons of blue balls or to bond, fact is it is spiritual…an orgasm is the closest thing to heaven that one can ever experience…

With a colleague? That’s a dumb move.

[Koolibah]

@mollisleloaded

if this is marriage then whoever said marrying a beautiful and sexy woman is like planting maize by the roadside apewe oscar

tread carefully na bibi ya wenyewe otherwise very soon kaburi tutapata imeandikwa here lies kidinyi the poko slayer

and they say a man who plants maize by the road side and the one who marries a beautiful wife have the same problem

[Bingwa_Scrotum]

@chuka

team mafisis rule number 33, never f**k the same married woman more than two times

Tafakarihi hayo

hiyo rule unaitoa leo utafanya tuku.relegate to Division 2 or Youth Ligue

or tuanzishe Team Mafisi Kenya, or Team Mafisi Halisi

[Slartibartfast]

@gashwin

inakaa hii soultie business ili-jazz watu sana kwa hii kijiji. but seriously, sex is a spiritual thing…whether you do it to exorcise the demons of blue balls or to bond, fact is it is spiritual…an orgasm is the closest thing to heaven that one can ever experience…

It seems to me you’ve never had the magnificent pee. The kind where your knees go week and your mind becomes crystal clear and thoughts are so crisp you can hear them crack. That type of pee you would give out your life savings to let out. That pee is what I’d call spiritual if I believed in the supernatural.

[Necrow]

@bushido2

Atamrecognize basing on what? kwani is she the only one with that kind of top and the necklace and the watch?

Mwanaume hujua mali yake!

[gashwin]

@Algernon.

It seems to me you’ve never had the magnificent pee. The kind where your knees go week and your mind becomes crystal clear and thoughts are so crisp you can hear them crack. That type of pee you would give out your life savings to let out. That pee is what I’d call spiritual if I believed in the supernatural.

hm? come again (no pun)

[Slartibartfast]

@gashwin

hm? come again (no pun)

And that is the word.

[Slartibartfast]

@gashwin

hm? come again (no pun)

And that is the word.