Masaibu ya Hoteli kuMbwa

[DeliciousShiko]

Lol its actually not that expensive .for only 850 you’ll have a deluxe at their thorn tree hotel

[system]

@Rene Descartes

Sipendangi sheria za upuzi. Kama hamna kitu watu wanataka hakuna haja ya kunyanganya watu pesa.

Their argument is that they pay kanjo for those reserved parkings, so they need to recover it.

@Young

ungeingia hapo exchange bar, hizo enzi tusker ilikuwa 250bob so I think ungepata kitu ya 100bob hata kama ni zile njugu/crisps ndogo…

Ama CDs :D:D:D

@Wiltordo

Just when I thought my jalopy is the worst in the entire region…

Weka specs we compare.

@Scorp

Mama saitan,nimesoma nikingoja vile shainaman atakukamua hadi kwa trachea

haisuru

No, the deal went thru vizuri. 3 yrs ago during the digital migration, we made another deal and the proceeds were enough to build me a mansion.

@Ubongo

So, I asked Michael in Greek what is the cheapest thing I can buy. Akacheka akasema basi try buying a soda. It costs 309 bob. I have no idea why it costs 309 and not 310 or 300 or 350. Sema kusigina njegeke. Sema heke kurundi kwa tumbo. Sema karuharo gasheke kutaka kuteremka. The guy must have noticed that am just about to faint there or even die coz he took my card, stamped it and told me to go in peace. I tried giving him the 100, but he told me I need it more than him.Nackeka pekee yangu, watu wananiangalia tu

Hehehehehehehe
masaibu bro.

[system]

@DeliciousShiko

Lol its actually not that expensive .for only 850 you’ll have a deluxe at their thorn tree hotel

850 inakuliwa kwangu na familia mzima siku tatu.
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[K-LIST_DON_DADA]

Nikiwa campus i used to pop into this five star hotels on my msoto days dressed in official clothes then sit by the pool side and order any meal and sneak away like a ghost without paying, i wonder how come i was never caught.

[Lexix]

i was invited there once while in my college days. i went there at around 6pm. kuingia hapo first floor there was a guy playing the piano.wacha zile club nilikua nimezoea za kelele, the music there was cool and not loud. then waiter akaniletea soda since niliogopa kuitisha anything else which i would have to sell an organ to pay for the bill.before then i had not seen a restaurant with such a fluffy carpet!!!.weird enough there were some two ladies drinking some sort of imported beer (i cant remember the name) they were staring at me maybe wondering what this young small boy is doing there. i was happy when the guy i was meeting came and i had to leave the place. from that point i hate the high end restaurants that have all those standards that make one feel uncomfortable( hata huwezi kula kuku kwa mikono lazima utumie fork na kisu!!! )

[system]

@K-LIST DON DADA

Nikiwa campus i used to pop into this five star hotels on my msoto days dressed in official clothes then sit by the pool side and order any meal and sneak away like a ghost without paying, i wonder how come i was never caught.

That is very risky. there’s a guy who narrated how he used to roam the hotels looking for anywhere there is an event. All for the sake of eating.

@Lexix

i was invited there once while in my college days. i went there at around 6pm. kuingia hapo first floor there was a guy playing the piano.wacha zile club nilikua nimezoea za kelele, the music there was cool and not loud. then waiter akaniletea soda since niliogopa kuitisha anything else which i would have to sell an organ to pay for the bill.before then i had not seen a restaurant with such a fluffy carpet!!!.weird enough there were some two ladies drinking some sort of imported beer (i cant remember the name) they were staring at me maybe wondering what this young small boy is doing there. i was happy when the guy i was meeting came and i had to leave the place. from that point i hate the high end restaurants that have all those standards that make one feel uncomfortable( hata huwezi kula kuku kwa mikono lazima utumie fork na kisu!!! )

hehehehehehe
Ata mimi hizo hoteli ni X. Kibandaski for life.

[kelele_tuu]

@Thagichu

Once upon a time, I had a deal I needed to seal with a mchinku. It was actually the deal that made me who I am today, but that is not what I want to narrate.

So, mchinku ametoka kwao china and is in nairobi, so we arrange to meet. Venue? I suggested Stanley. I had never been into that hotel,but had always admired the way I see guys drive in hapo kwa entrance, give the car keys to those waiters (ama wanaitwa aje wakuMbwa?) and their car is driven to some parking somewhere then when they get out the same guy brings the car. I wanted to enjoy that. And also “check in” in facebook.

So, mimi huyo nikaweka Jallopy (Fiat Uno, 990cc, KYC 3xx) wangu ngata ya soo mbili, nikateremka like a mboss kutoka Ndenderu mpaka Stanley, nikapea jamaa keys (and explained to him some non-conventional operations needed for the car), nikaingia ndani ya hoteli. He gave me a small card to be stamped when am leaving the hotel. I went and met my guy and we talked business. I have read stories za watu kuachiwa bill, so I never asked for anything since my host wasn’t taking anything and he didnt look bothered by the looks I was giving him whenever a waiter approached. We just talked, and after the meeting (deal sealed), akaenda zake and I approached the waiter to stamp my card. Jamaa anaitwa Michael akaniangalia kama nimetoka Jupiter and told me they only stamp for guys who take something from the hotel, otherwise mimi wanafaa kunilipisha kutumia premises zao for a meeting yet I never asked even for a glass of water. So, I asked the guy what it would take for him to stamp the card akasema in kikuyu, “mundu wa nyumba, gura mai, no magana matano tu”- yaani, mtu wa house, buy water, it is only 500 bob.

Ok, I forgot to mention that after “filling” my Uno with ngata ya 200, I remained with 100 which was mandatory just in case a police officer stops me and notices the dark smoke from the exhaust or the tyres which were as smooth as a baby’s ass. Or even the non-functional non-existent brake lights or missing side mirror (btw, that car did not have side mirrors by design), or any of the other numerous issues. Plus there was also a possibility of the car stalling in the middle of the road without any provocation or warning, and that would set me back some 50 bob for the guys to push me to the side. So, I asked Michael in Greek what is the cheapest thing I can buy. Akacheka akasema basi try buying a soda. It costs 309 bob. I have no idea why it costs 309 and not 310 or 300 or 350. Sema kusigina njegeke. Sema heke kurundi kwa tumbo. Sema karuharo gasheke kutaka kuteremka. The guy must have noticed that am just about to faint there or even die coz he took my card, stamped it and told me to go in peace. I tried giving him the 100, but he told me I need it more than him.

Nowadays, I never even pass in front of that hotel (even when walking). I point at it like a grave.

:D:D:D

[Fala_12]

yaani wewe @Thagichu ndiye mwenye ile ‘culplit’ @introvert alikuwa anauza?

[system]

@Fala 12

yaani wewe @Thagichu ndiye mwenye ile ‘culplit’ @introvert alikuwa anauza?

hiyo ni ya @Wiltordo

[Sterphyle]

@Thagichu

That is very risky. there’s a guy who narrated how he used to roam the hotels looking for anywhere there is an event. All for the sake of eating…

@Ice_Cube link tafathali

[danji1]

Hehe. lakini what came out of that moment is good.

[TallGee]

Nowadays, I never even pass in front of that hotel (even when walking). I point at it like a grave. :D:D:D

[Ice_Cube]

@Sterphyle

@Ice_Cube link tafathali

waah hapa man niko nje. Cannot recall this one. Maybe Aviator can give us more clues. Juu I always search them with key words that I can recall

[cortedivoire]

@Thagichu

100

[Giggz]

@Lexix

i was invited there once while in my college days. i went there at around 6pm. kuingia hapo first floor there was a guy playing the piano.wacha zile club nilikua nimezoea za kelele, the music there was cool and not loud. then waiter akaniletea soda since niliogopa kuitisha anything else which i would have to sell an organ to pay for the bill.before then i had not seen a restaurant with such a fluffy carpet!!!.weird enough there were some two ladies drinking some sort of imported beer (i cant remember the name) they were staring at me maybe wondering what this young small boy is doing there. i was happy when the guy i was meeting came and i had to leave the place. from that point i hate the high end restaurants that have all those standards that make one feel uncomfortable( hata huwezi kula kuku kwa mikono lazima utumie fork na kisu!!! )

ukifika hizo hotels oga mikono, kari gani.:D:D:D:D

[Bigfish1]

Hilarious , the risks we take In life…
Whenever I visit the high-end restaurants I go armed , and have a credit card as back up.
It’s nice to visit such places at least once in a life time when you have the money to, so you don’t end up feeling awkward the next time you make a visit .

[KOPANY_Coplo_KC]

Noma sana

[temerity]

[Scott_Gardener]

:D:D:D:D:D

[Captain284]

Kali sana…:D:D:D:D