Masaibu ya Mutheu : The saga cont...

[system]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

And then I watched another about that German cannibal who ate his friend (who had volunteered to be eaten, starting with the penis!!! Ngai Jesu wa Maria na Jakufu na Karanja!!!).

Oh this one was a classic psychopath .
He ate his gay lover. Talk about ‘eating out’ your bae.:D:D:D

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

@pseudonym

Oh this one was a classic psychopath .
He ate his gay lover. Talk about ‘eating out’ your bae.:D:D:D

Mutheu, you can drink my celebrospinal fluid any day…GROSS!!!

[Fala_12]

@pseudonym

No no no, my deer @amun is a very very honorable fella and cannot stoop to such levels.:D:D:D:D

All men are sane, till the other head takes over reasoning :D:D

[thesavage]

@Afro

Me suspects there is something shamefull she doesnt wish people found out. She is a roadside prostitute whose deal went bad.

Correct

[system]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

Mutheu, you can drink my celebrospinal fluid any day…GROSS!!!

Eugh…staki Alzheimer’s!!!

[Meria_Mata]

Mbithe is lying, ata polisi wale walio mpata are lying, githeri media are just after a story, ferk any facts.
Ktalk CSI mambo bad, hehe, utathania walikua hapo.
#justiceformbithe

[Nattydread]

@Ice_Cube

Huyu msichana si aongee tu ukweli mara moja asaidiwe

Once a person sets off with a lie, the rest follow and there is no way back.

[Nattydread]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

she claimed she found the phone in my shamba where I had engaged her to do some weeding.

Aaaai! Msee, you have confessed here in the past that you are a connoisseur of unshod village maidens with dusty tits. Sema tu ukweli.

[Bangaiza_Salinga]

So if ever found what will be truck driver & his co accused be charged with?
The injuries were inflicted by a wild animal so there will be no “Conspiracy to commit X kind of charges” It will be her testimony against the three accused, what if they say Mutheu mwenyewe ndio alitaka kushuka? What evidence is there that they actually forced her out of the vehicle? It will be she says/they say! And by the time it gets to trial it might be months/years do you think she will be able to accurately depict what happened? Hakuna kesi hapa!

[system]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

These poorly educated gals are often their own worst enemies. They can’t string two lies together yet wako na ujuaji wa kishamba mob. The other day one stole my phone from a parked car on my plot huko shags, erased everything and slotted her SIM card so she could Facebook. Two dyas later she was cornered by my relatives flossing about, and she claimed she found the phone in my shamba where I had engaged her to do some weeding. Sasa swali ilikuwa, ulipopata simu kwa shamba ya wenyewe ulifikiri iligrow kama waru ukasema tu uvune? She couldn’t figure out an answer ni kusema tu et hajui ni shetani gani alimuingia…

Hii naona ni kama ulimlima kwa Shamba, ukatoka bila kumwachia kakitu lakini Mungu halali, uliangusha kasimu kako akajisort nako.

[Nattydread]

@pseudonym

Hii naona ni kama ulimlima kwa Shamba, ukatoka bila kumwachia kakitu lakini Mungu halali, uliangusha kasimu kako akajisort nako.

Hehehehehehe! Instant CSI.

[LeoK]

@pseudonym

Hii naona ni kama ulimlima kwa Shamba, ukatoka bila kumwachia kakitu lakini Mungu halali, uliangusha kasimu kako akajisort nako.

If you see someone giving story mob trying to justify something Jua tuu hiyo ni urongo.

[spear]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

These poorly educated gals are often their own worst enemies. They can’t string two lies together yet wako na ujuaji wa kishamba mob. The other day one stole my phone from a parked car on my plot huko shags, erased everything and slotted her SIM card so she could Facebook. Two dyas later she was cornered by my relatives flossing about, and she claimed she found the phone in my shamba where I had engaged her to do some weeding. Sasa swali ilikuwa, ulipopata simu kwa shamba ya wenyewe ulifikiri iligrow kama waru ukasema tu uvune? She couldn’t figure out an answer ni kusema tu et hajui ni shetani gani alimuingia…

Ata wewe sema tu the whole story…fungua roho yako before you leave us.

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

@pseudonym

Hii naona ni kama ulimlima kwa Shamba, ukatoka bila kumwachia kakitu lakini Mungu halali, uliangusha kasimu kako akajisort nako.

He he he he he he! Mutheu siyo kila mtu ako na tabia zako za kugawa kila mahali, sio chini ya lori ama juu ya magunia ya mahindi…

[inzhener_otmetka]

@pseudonym

:D:D:D I was trying to recall where I have seen the white and blue…

Fortunately for you, you’re in one piece!

[Nattydread]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

He he he he he he! Mutheu siyo kila mtu ako na tabia zako za kugawa kila mahali, sio chini ya lori ama juu ya magunia ya mahindi…

Hivi ndivyo mahindi hujaa aflatoxins?

[system]

@inzhener otmetka

Fortunately for you, you’re in one piece!

We have red flagged all white and blue tankers and ceased all transactions until the culprits are brought to book.

[Nostradumbass]

na mbona @Meria Mata hapatikani kwa hii thread, something haiingiani…

mkuu kuja ujitetee ama tukuitie @pamba

[system]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

He he he he he he! Mutheu siyo kila mtu ako na tabia zako za kugawa kila mahali, sio chini ya lori ama juu ya magunia ya mahindi…

Ngoma! Mambo ya kugawia watu Wa FH niliwachia two penny hos .
Guka, you forget I know you very well, you stingy mofo. :D:D:D
(Ona cia rumu, mwathani!!?)

[system]

@Nattydread

Hivi ndivyo mahindi hujaa aflatoxins?

:D:D:D:D:D do you want to know how the fertilizer got contaminated too?