@mayekeke @dr Luther HELOOOPPP!!!!!

[bjurmann]

Niliuliza boss Wangu akaniambia niilipue Na pistol.

[M2Random]

Ama ulale uote ukizaa…utapata umekunia kwa kitanda.:D:eek:

[Bigfish1]

Drink lots of water , fruits…you’ll be ok… otherwise go to a pharmacy and ask for help…

[Fala_12]

@introvert

:D:D:D:D:D
Azae meffi design ya water birth?
Shait.

Husemi poa btw

[Fala_12]

@bjurmann

Niliuliza boss Wangu akaniambia niilipue Na pistol.

Si ufanye hivo

[system]

@Bigfish1

Drink lots of water , fruits…you’ll be ok… otherwise go to a pharmacy and ask for help…

@uncle nyam tokea kidogo uweke hii conversation kati ya @bjurmann na chemist akiexplain hii jam.

[john_doe]

kdf unaweza tumia hiyo meffi ngumu kama weapon huko Somalia

[system]

Umefanya nijinyonge na mate nikicheka…

[system]

@john_doe

kdf unaweza tumia hiyo meffi ngumu kama weapon huko Somalia

Shait!
Yani tuseme KDF anakunia IED?

[LeoK]

tumesema mara ngapi? matawi watu waachie mbuzi!

[It_s_Le_Scumbag]

Do this: Ingia bafu. Tafuta sabuni. Kata kipande cha urefu wa kindole cha gumba. Paka kipande cha sabuni maji kiasi. Chuchuma na uingize kipande cha sabuni kwa mkundu. Finyilia kabisa mpaka kipotelee ndani.
AFTER THIS SUCCESSFUL OPERATION GO SIT IN THE TOILETVAND WAIT FOR THE meffi TSUMANI

[system]

@introvert

Uuuwiii!
Ile plunger ya @culture inaweza saidia?

Baba ochi tuchoree hii bana. Hii hata ukitaka witness protekshen hili KDF asikujie wewe tutafoot the bill. Chora hii

[Eng_iti]

Hio meffi itakupasua mokundu.
Technically you:

:D:D[SIZE=5]Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!![/SIZE]

[Fala_12]

@It's Le Scumbag

Do this: Ingia bafu. Tafuta sabuni. Kata kipande cha urefu wa kindole cha gumba. Paka kipande cha sabuni maji kiasi. Chuchuma na uingize kipande cha sabuni kwa mkundu. Finyilia kabisa mpaka kipotelee ndani.
AFTER THIS SUCCESSFUL OPERATION GO SIT IN THE TOILETVAND WAIT FOR THE meffi TSUMANI

@muria.mboco try this at your own risk

[system]

msee hapa lasma mcoondu itapasuka na ibleed kidogo. Funga macho na ukunie kama unamwaga machos.

[slevyn]

:D:D:D:Dafro cinema returns

[Lewis]

Enda chemist ununue laxatives umeze, itasaidia kumaliza constipation haraka.

P.S: Beba tukamba twa kufunga long’i pale chini kwa sababu huwa nasikia hiyo dawa ni driving license ya ferrari, haitambui break.

[kingolonde]

I feel for you but…:D:D:D:D:D:D

[muria.mboco]

@bjurmann

Jana I took some makali. Too much. Then kuingia Ku watch ball ya wasito Arsenal. Couldn’t take any more drinks. I was high as fvck. Where I was majamaa walikuwa Na mogoks mob kwa karatasi ya black. Nikaomba matawi mbili. Manze wakani welcome bana. Sijui Kama Ni ju nilikuwa high. I ate too much like a goat. Like food. Am not used to them.

Fast forward nikaskia pombe imeshuka Na tuka win. Nikaacha Na nikaitisha tusker. Morning napata nimejiuma kwa mdomo. Inner cheeks. Was unable even to brush. But nilikuwa strong. Shughuli kiasi. By 10 am nikaskia kwenda haja kubwa. Sasa hapo ndio shida ilianza. Manze meffi haitoki. Naskia iko dry na huko ndani kama kokoto manze. Damn. Nikaachana Na Ku push. So niko Tu hapa cursing those damn twigs. Any help?

Try eating some ripe pawpaw, it helps soothe the stomach to release the isht you are holding back…
Next time chew kama maji Iko karibu…hio ingine utaambiwa ukifika base… …
(was In the same predicament ile day nlienda kwa shamba… .siida tupu)

[M2Random]

Dawa ni kuchemsha mafuta ya nguruwe ukunywe. Halafu usikae more than 3 meters from the crapper…as in ukuwe IDP kwa choo…or else you will paint the wall brown