Mbona hakuna msee hu admit alikuliwa bibi ama girlfriend?

tyler123 · June 10, 2021, 12:30pm

This is one piece of wisdom that many men take so long to internalize. Its not up to their late 40s that most men come to recognize that hio shimo huwezi jaza ata ukifungua bibi kwa nyumba kama zizi.

tyler123 · June 10, 2021, 12:31pm

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Hmmmmm:

Kusema ukweli sina evidence that nishawai kuliwa dem. Mimi husema see no evil hear no evil so huwa sijuhusishi sana na kusorora dem. But nimekulia watu madem. In the spirit of the thread wacha niwapee moto. Kuna dem niliwai ona random IG nikamhalla. Alikuwa anaringa at first but eventually anadai kunifollow nikaaccept. Anaona pic yangu and for some weird reason she was smitten. This was three days after I sent my first text. So si akasema she can’t wait to meet me. Nikamwambia sawa let’s meet that day. Akasema sawa alitoka job which was around 8 juu alikuwa night shift but nikamshow afike kejani 12. Dem alikuja she was a bit tall in some dress. Tukafika kejani ile tu kudara dara mtu mchezo ata sikuwa na expect kuanza ata that time. Nikapata dem hana ngotha and I started fingering her she was the kind to moan very loudly. Nikamwekelea eventually and cummed on her massive tits. Sasa after hapo akaanza kutext chali wake right in front of me. Akanishow huwa ako insecure sana lazima atext kila wakati. Dem akashow chali yake ati alishuka ikabidi sijui abuy food na apike na akawacha simu ikicharge. Dem eventually akaenda hakukaa sana aliwacha ameandika kwa paper ka note fulani nikiwa choo. “You’re the best d*ck I’ve had. Thank you!” I don’t mean to toot my horn here but that was the first time nilikulia mtu knowingly na ilikuwa such a big surprise.

Hekaya za abunuasi pereka kwa inbox ya kimakia

uwesmake · June 10, 2021, 12:36pm

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Hmmmmm · June 10, 2021, 12:40pm

Toka nje live life a little maybe you’ll get laid and end your bitterness.

Sambamba · June 10, 2021, 12:49pm

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Baba_Elle · June 10, 2021, 1:09pm

Kukuliwa ni kawaidaa these days, mwenye alitunga ile story ya Nairobi na kushare na kukuliwa fair haikuwa jokes.
Hekaya zitakuja watu wakifunguka, but niko sure it is the hurt that causes us not to share.

Wacha nipeane yangu,
Back when I finished school (form 4), matha helped me get a jobo hapo locals. I met the entrepreneur’s daughter, she had a couple of years juu yangu, but she was petite na that time hakuna horny teen huona age. Vybes zikaanza na soon we was an item, tukichochewa na my partner in crime. Kazi was kumderail while we stock up on black market stock. Used to do it kwa duka, na hata kwao, until a gym-lover came by and swept her off her feet, Kamau, she frequented the guy’s shop unusually, and at some point she said she loved both of us. I do not have evidence, but I’m sure the guy sampled goods on those Satos she suddenly became unavailable.

tyler123 · June 10, 2021, 1:10pm

Kwani uliskia niko jela ama naishi chini ya culvert kama kinyozi mashuhuri @Tom Bayeye ?

friday · June 10, 2021, 1:20pm

Ni sawa tu
Hata sketch ya kusorora hakuna

Stew_maker · June 10, 2021, 1:56pm

mimi i had married a flight attendant who was working with an international airline…i had to quit. the divorse case is still pending in court

Poor_millionaire · June 10, 2021, 2:09pm

Am divorced over 3 years now nilipata beta male fulani ikibugia hekaya for another day…iliuma lakini saa hii quality ninameza ni mzuri. Kunguru imefugwa na hio beta male nilimake sure hakuna shilingi alipata… assets zote ni kwa jina yangu. Napata random calls kutoka kwake lakini hio shimo sirudi tena.

Poor_millionaire · June 10, 2021, 2:10pm

Godspeed…

kooob · June 10, 2021, 2:34pm

Did you sire kids with her?

Poor_millionaire · June 10, 2021, 2:38pm

Mtoi mmoja under my custody now…

Bush_man · June 10, 2021, 3:22pm

sijawai ona mtu amepeana heka vile alifind out alikuliwa bibi ama dame wake,mbona hatupendi ku admit hii maneno inatendeka

heka 1, eunice wanja was my crush pale shule sasa vile mimi nilikuwa msee wa reggae za glen washington na G…I zangu zilikuwa tu kumuandikia barua za izi lyrics, l was so in love, date ya kwanza tulienda hiking uko gacharage place kunaitwa kathima kuna natural spring hadi nikapewa kiss was so happy nikajuwa mimi nimepataa wife wa future… kitu sikujuwa wanja alikuwa anagawa mbaya sana kwa jamaa anaitwa sir george na kuna jose walikuwa wanamkula combi na jamaa anaitwa gatamaiyo, nilipo ambiwa sikuamini nilijuwa ni haters so gatamaiyo akanishow juu sunday anakuja wewe kuja kejani ya jose utajionea ,

kufika kwa jose nilipata music ikiwa high na moans uko ndani za ikus inabomolewa, nilikaa nje hadi wakamalizana nilichill nione kama kweli ni wanja
nilipo muona nilijipataa natoa machozi nikaenda home,gatamaiyo badayee akakuja home na muratina akanishow si nilikuambia hebu leta glass tukunywe hii kitu

wanja aki wewe

Nikama najua uyu sir George. Ni jamaa wa kushona masuti? Alkua native wa Nanyuki?

Siko_Twitter · June 10, 2021, 4:11pm

Tulisema uchukue slices ukienda…

Tommy_Lee_Sparta · June 10, 2021, 5:13pm

apana ni millionare ya pale kihara

Mkwasi · June 10, 2021, 5:14pm

How did you manage

tombayeye · June 10, 2021, 6:07pm

Unasahau nalipia dame yako rent pale kihunguro,pesa ya kunyoa kuma ni mingi?

Poor_millionaire · June 10, 2021, 8:07pm

Dame ako na alcoholism problem plus hakua na doo ya legal representation ilikua a walk in the park

Starscream · June 10, 2021, 8:36pm

@Hmmmmm this thread is interesting