Mchongoano Tuesday!

General
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Ati @The.Black.Templar ni mjinga mpaka siku ile alimwaga mara ya first alienda kwa doc ati nini yake in homa

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:D:D:D:D:D

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Hii imefail lakini!

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@Tommy Lee Sparta and a kunguru were walking home from the pub one day. The girl said “I need to pee” and went behind a bush and dropped her panties.

Feeling horny, Tommy put his hand through the bush and felt something dangling between the girl’s legs. And he asked “Crap! Are you a dude?”

“No”. The girl said, I have changed my mind, I am taking a shit!"

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@It’s Le Scumbag uko na sura mbaya hadi ukilia machozi huenda juu.

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@introvert uko na kipara kubwa mpaka ata nzi hudhani ni landing strip.

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Una lips kubwa hadi lip balm yako ni roll on.

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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

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Mkono yako ni rough ata bibi hahitaji grater kwa kitchen.

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:eek:yani sparta lazima mkia related scene akuwe:D

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wewe ni mdark hadi mosquito hukuja na torch kukuuma!

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@Pseudonyms how do u pronunce this name imenikula kichwa sana

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this is where i dance well…

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cunt of the day

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We ni mreeeefu!..

Hadi dame yako akitaka kukupea BJ lazima apige magoti kwa stool.

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@Tommy Lee Sparta you just called the veined tree @Pseudonyms :eek:

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:D:D
Ile pick up yako ni mzee hadi inazimwa na maji.

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black templar ana mdomo kubwa yeye hukula avocado kama njugu

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Ata afadhali pick up yangu.
Dude, you are so old ,your Birth certificate is written in hieroglyphics.

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Wewe ni mnono ukiingia daro unakaa next to everyone.