Medics In The House, Kindly Translate This For Me.....

[Gay_Lord_XII]

@shoti_mzito

Dear Dr @Luther12 and co.

Now, you guys remember my new catch from MKU that I told you about a few weeks ago.

She was found unconscious this morning in her hostel room by her pal who immediately called me.

I instructed my driver to go pick her up and together with her pal they went to hospital and I told my driver/bodyguard to send me the reports and results from the lab because the chic is murmuring that she took fries and a soda, and NEVER took any alcohol.

Can someone please translate the attached results for me, I desperately need to know. I am in Arusha trying to make ends meet.

PS: I have never dried fried her.[ATTACH=full]57651[/ATTACH] [ATTACH=full]57655[/ATTACH]

she low sodium levels hence it might be goitre

[shoti_mzito]

@BigMark

Ehe!!! hiyo lab result haiwezi kua ya dame , those are masculine readings - kuanza tuambie tu ukeli hizi results si ni zako,
ama ka dame yako no @Gay Lord XII , we shall all understand

Ni ya manzi, angalia most of the tests Ni za punani…

[shoti_mzito]

@MISCHIEF

i though birrioneas have personal doctors na hawasumbui watu ovyo ovyo

Huyu ni manzi wangu, bibi na watoto wakiwa wagonjwa first stop ni Nairobi Hospital Princess Zahra wing, ikishindikana airborne to SA ama UK…

[Capitan]

@shoti_mzito

Ni ya manzi, angalia most of the tests Ni za punani…

Ako sawa. No extremes

[shoti_mzito]

@Capitan

Ako sawa. No extremes

So msee hakumsosi DFHKM?

That’s my only worry:eek::eek:

[LowRider]

@shoti_mzito

So msee hakumsosi DFHKM?

That’s my only worry:eek::eek:

kama ni wa kampo na wewe ni sponsor jua tu kuna kale ka boy hukanunulia chakula mess wewe ukiwa safari na kumsaidia ma handouts hua kanakula yeye dryfry na wewe ukiwa na mrembo anakulana Sabina Joy. kwa hivyo endelea kuweka durex mpangoni

[Capitan]

@shoti_mzito

So msee hakumsosi DFHKM?

Hata kama amekuliwa DFHKM haionyeshi. But it could be too soon to show…

[mr_shairman]

@shoti_mzito

So msee hakumsosi DFHKM?

That’s my only worry:eek::eek:

Kuna siku moja roho ya Dfhkm itakuigia utakua luwere.cut your loses early en save yourself.

[john_doe]

@shoti_mzito

When your dad and mom died within a span of 2 weeks, did they leave behind a will? Ama hakukuwa na kitu ya kuwa inherited?:rolleyes::rolleyes:

Meza ARV polepole boss na ubook space pale langata cemetery

[system]

a sponsor who cares. Now this is new. sasa naona tutawachwa vizuri

[shoti_mzito]

@john_doe

Meza ARV polepole boss na ubook space pale langata cemetery

Kama ungepatia wazazi wako hii mawaidha kitambo, saa hizi hawangekuwa ma ‘hayati’ na wewe haungekuwa orphan. But it’s too late son, just learn to live with the status quo. Sio mimi nilipanga ifanyike hivyo, ni mama yako hakutaka kutulia na pia alipenda sana Nyama kwa Nyama, hakuweka condom mpangoni…:D:D

[sludgist]

Sokwe mtu kufa uwache kusumbua na virusi hapa

[john_doe]

@shoti_mzito

Kama ungepatia wazazi wako hii mawaidha kitambo, saa hizi hawangekuwa ma ‘hayati’ na wewe haungekuwa orphan. But it’s too late son, just learn to live with the status quo. Sio mimi nilipanga ifanyike hivyo, ni mama yako hakutaka kutulia na pia alipenda sana Nyama kwa Nyama, hakuweka condom mpangoni…:D:D

MEFFI

[shoti_mzito]

@Deorro

a sponsor who cares. Now this is new. sasa naona tutawachwa vizuri

Saa zingine inabidi, sio kabaya saaaana…

[shoti_mzito]

@sludgist

Sokwe mtu kufa uwache kusumbua na virusi hapa

Wewe unajua ukikufa utapelekwa city mortuary- that is kama uko Nairobi. Ukiwa ocha, wewe utawekwa ndani ya mchanga kwa siku tatu halafu uzikwe na blanketi mzee

[sludgist]

@shoti_mzito

Wewe unajua ukikufa utapelekwa city mortuary- that is kama uko Nairobi. Ukiwa ocha, wewe utawekwa ndani ya mchanga kwa siku tatu halafu uzikwe na blanketi mzee

Sawa yonda, ukifariki ntalisha mzoga yako mongrels, MEFFI

[panktcha]

@shoti_mzito, those are normal renal/liver function tests. The full haemogram is also normal. Nothing alarming with both results. Though the quality of the lab and lab technician determine if we can believe the results or not.

Low albumin and sodium could be anything from vomiting to diarrhoea to dehydration.

But loss of consciousness is a danger sign. Was it just a faint? Has it happened again? Convulsion?

[system]

Luwere malaya

[The.Black.Templar]

Na si mnaweza ongea vibaya mafala nyinyi

[Necrow]

How Old is She ? kama yuko 21/22 izo test after 3 Months zitashow early signs of epilepsy.

No.1 She Should stop taking Alcohol
No.2 Diet muhimu
No.3 Avoid Stressful situations
No.4 amek sure anapata 8-9 hrs of sleep daily