Mid Term...one whole week

[kingolonde]

@pamba

Ati atia?

Like that mbloo.

[Guru]

Hail Mats (Matiang’i)! Tuko pamoja. Tumezoea walimu watoi sana. Its time parents learn to stick with their children. Mimi wangu wako home from jana and I wish it can be longer.

[Guru]

@captain obvious

Instruct your teenage daughters to dress modestly and desist from baiting us. When they come home they suffer from a condition known as Nyegetitis, that requires cuddling as First Aid, and drilling as cure. They’ve started appearing, I’ve not been blind to these developments. Usually, when I see a group of 3 to 5 girls pass in front of my shop more that twice in a span of one hour, swinging their little derrieres provocatively, I know these are just mpangoless vifarangas looking for a “plot”. To a teenage girl, even buying her one movie or series is enough for her to think you’re a birrionaire sponsor.
The spirit is very aware that they’re underage, but the flesh holds a very different opinion.

Captain please, dont think about it. Give her guidance instead

[MegaKing]

@uwesmake

ahsande for the info Mafisi tunaingia kiwanjani kuanzia monday

HAHAHAhahahah

[Mr_Black]

Parents all over.

[Mchinku_Mkenya]

xaxa xexe woi:eek:

[Budspencer]

@pamba

Kijana pia amekuja na tiyari nimepata malalamishi hataki kutoka kwa bro wangu juu kuna house manager huko rika yake.

@pamba, umenimaliza:D:D

[benja]

@pamba

Kijana pia amekuja na tiyari nimepata malalamishi hataki kutoka kwa bro wangu juu kuna house manager huko rika yake.

Omwami shule Yao pia ina masharti hekaya ya half term escapeds ikifuatwa na mbisha kwa hivo apana laumu kijana ni masharti ya his peers na food and kula imejaa protein…

[system]

@Kasighau

[INDENT]My gal just called me akasema wamepewa one whole week midterm. Let me repeat that… One whole week. Am away, her mum is at work, she has a whole house to herself. For a whole week. Matiangi, why bro, why. A 16 yr old can’t be left home alone. Imebidi mamaa has to catch the earliest and be home kesho. Hi ni hujuma.[/INDENT]

Hehehe.
Nimechukua kijana shuleni leo.
Jamaa anainhale chapo kama mtu ametoka Liboi Camp.

[Kasighau]

@introvert

Hehehe.
Nimechukua kijana shuleni leo.
Jamaa anainhale chapo kama mtu ametoka Liboi Camp.

Hehehe. Kawaida ya form one…they come back in scavenger mode.

[gashwin]

@Kasighau

Hehehe. Kawaida ya form one…they come back in scavenger mode.

students are always hungry…

[john_doe]

Kweli kuna wazae huku I’ll probably be in your shoes in the next 15 yrs or so

[gashwin]

@john_doe

Kweli kuna wazae huku I’ll probably be in your shoes in the next 15 yrs or so

it will be sooner than you think…

[Uon]

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[Gio]

Nyama fresh na mbichi iko kwa uwanja TOJ I tell you

[Eng_iti]

Wazee wahame kijiji watuachie ii maeneo.
cc: @uwesmake

[KayF]

@Eng'iti

Wazee wahame kijiji watuachie ii maeneo.
cc: @uwesmake

Atrist
Wewe uko na kafaranga

[Eng_iti]

@gashwin unafunza combination gani?

[gashwin]

@Eng'iti

@gashwin unafunza combination gani?

guess

[kush_yule_mnono]

@john_doe

Kweli kuna wazae huku I’ll probably be in your shoes in the next 15 yrs or so

Mi hata sijui itakuwa lini …