You can’t just drop a trailer like that. Boss fungua roho. What happened?
kim88
May 5, 2020, 5:26am
22
LexSteele:
Was meeting a client at Gateway Rooftop and after the two hours meeting, I visited Mlolongo…That place is full of life, even Covid-19 has not interfered with them. whores everywhere, nearly all tribes, all sizes and all ages. All standing or sitting in front of their doors waiting for you to go pay and fk them. I didn’t touch them, because i did not want to become the litmus test for most of you who like such dens. You just pay for the pu y 200 bob, the house is her’s.
free advertisement the demand is low and the supply high.
Ok… so nilikuwa nimetoka a failed interview for a job so i was feeling hopeless… naturally nikasema acha nitoe stress na pokoste…i had heard about mlolongo’s reputation so i found myself there… nikaanza kupiga maroundi uko coz i also like walking to clear my mind… i found myself in one of those vichochoro and saw a lanye sitting outside her keja… it was a kind of lonely neighbourhood…so i go up to her and ask her if she sells and for how much… she says yes at 150/= then proceeds to lead me to her room… as i was entering the room i saw another woman walk into another room after seeing us… but i just ignored her… so we get into the room with the lanye, start getting cozy and undress… the second my pants were off i hear a knock on the door… my heart skipped a bit… i started asking her what was wrong but she told me to calm down as she went to open it stark naked… she opened it a little, had a small talk with them then suddenly let them in… it was two other lanyes… when i saw them my mind was like, “hii either ni foursome napewa ama ni kuibiwa naibiwa”…foursome kitu gani… the lanyes started asking for room fees of 200ksh…nikawaambia sawa as i reached for my trouser to get the cash since i did not know what to do and i was confused… but they suddenly begun grabbing the trouser and my stuff claiming that i wanted to run away… i thought they wanted to steal everything so i begun to fight back… mvutano ukaanza apo… one aganist three… they grab my stuff but i try to grab them back from them… mmoja akaona niko relentless akatoa shuka akanieka chock hold na shuka while pulling me back… so i had to multitask, one hand trying to grab my stuff back from two lanyes and the other trying to prevent the shuka from choking me… uyo wa shuka akaona it’s futile… akaachana nayo akaenda full on chock hold na mkono… but i still fought back… mvutano ulilast for like ten minutes… finally one of them akaona nimekuwa too much and since i was naked she went for the dick… the moment i felt my dick touched nikatii amri… i stopped struggling and sat meekly on the bed nikawaacha waendele kusorora… that is when they explained to me that they were only after money… they did not have interest in anything else… uzuri i only had 700ksh in my pocket…which walikuwa washaiba wakati wa mvutano… since nilikosa io 200 (which they had obviously stolen) ya rent wakachukua simu wakanithreaten nitume na mpesa and they insisted watatuma wenyewe… so they did the transaction and all i did was input the pin…they deleted the mpesa message… . i later came to realize kumbe the lanye had herself sent one thousand shillings…after that they left me with the original lanye in the room
Sonic51:
Ok… so nilikuwa nimetoka a failed interview for a job so i was feeling hopeless… naturally nikasema acha nitoe stress na pokoste…i had heard about mlolongo’s reputation so i found myself there… nikaanza kupiga maroundi uko coz i also like walking to clear my mind… i found myself in one of those vichochoro and saw a lanye sitting outside her keja… it was a kind of lonely neighbourhood…so i go up to her and ask her if she sells and for how much… she says yes at 150/= then proceeds to lead me to her room… as i was entering the room i saw another woman walk into another room after seeing us… but i just ignored her… so we get into the room with the lanye, start getting cozy and undress… the second my pants were off i hear a knock on the door… my heart skipped a bit… i started asking her what was wrong but she told me to calm down as she went to open it stark naked… she opened it a little, had a small talk with them then suddenly let them in… it was two other lanyes… when i saw them my mind was like, “hii either ni foursome napewa ama ni kuibiwa naibiwa”…foursome kitu gani… the lanyes started asking for room fees of 200ksh…nikawaambia sawa as i reached for my trouser to get the cash since i did not know what to do and i was confused… but they suddenly begun grabbing the trouser and my stuff claiming that i wanted to run away… i thought they wanted to steal everything so i begun to fight back… mvutano ukaanza apo… one aganist three… they grab my stuff but i try to grab them back from them… mmoja akaona niko relentless akatoa shuka akanieka chock hold na shuka while pulling me back… so i had to multitask, one hand trying to grab my stuff back from two lanyes and the other trying to prevent the shuka from choking me… uyo wa shuka akaona it’s futile… akaachana nayo akaenda full on chock hold na mkono… but i still fought back… mvutano ulilast for like ten minutes… finally one of them akaona nimekuwa too much and since i was naked she went for the dck… the moment i felt my d ck touched nikatii amri… i stopped struggling and sat meekly on the bed nikawaacha waendele kusorora… that is when they explained to me that they were only after money… they did not have interest in anything else… uzuri i only had 700ksh in my pocket…which walikuwa washaiba wakati wa mvutano… since nilikosa io 200 (which they had obviously stolen) ya rent wakachukua simu wakanithreaten nitume na mpesa and they insisted watatuma wenyewe… so they did the transaction and all i did was input the pin…they deleted the mpesa message… . i later came to realize kumbe the lanye had herself sent one thousand shillings…after that they left me with the original lanye in the room
Hahahaha. Waaah. Day made
Sonic51:
Ok… so nilikuwa nimetoka a failed interview for a job so i was feeling hopeless… naturally nikasema acha nitoe stress na pokoste…i had heard about mlolongo’s reputation so i found myself there… nikaanza kupiga maroundi uko coz i also like walking to clear my mind… i found myself in one of those vichochoro and saw a lanye sitting outside her keja… it was a kind of lonely neighbourhood…so i go up to her and ask her if she sells and for how much… she says yes at 150/= then proceeds to lead me to her room… as i was entering the room i saw another woman walk into another room after seeing us… but i just ignored her… so we get into the room with the lanye, start getting cozy and undress… the second my pants were off i hear a knock on the door… my heart skipped a bit… i started asking her what was wrong but she told me to calm down as she went to open it stark naked… she opened it a little, had a small talk with them then suddenly let them in… it was two other lanyes… when i saw them my mind was like, “hii either ni foursome napewa ama ni kuibiwa naibiwa”…foursome kitu gani… the lanyes started asking for room fees of 200ksh…nikawaambia sawa as i reached for my trouser to get the cash since i did not know what to do and i was confused… but they suddenly begun grabbing the trouser and my stuff claiming that i wanted to run away… i thought they wanted to steal everything so i begun to fight back… mvutano ukaanza apo… one aganist three… they grab my stuff but i try to grab them back from them… mmoja akaona niko relentless akatoa shuka akanieka chock hold na shuka while pulling me back… so i had to multitask, one hand trying to grab my stuff back from two lanyes and the other trying to prevent the shuka from choking me… uyo wa shuka akaona it’s futile… akaachana nayo akaenda full on chock hold na mkono… but i still fought back… mvutano ulilast for like ten minutes… finally one of them akaona nimekuwa too much and since i was naked she went for the dck… the moment i felt my d ck touched nikatii amri… i stopped struggling and sat meekly on the bed nikawaacha waendele kusorora… that is when they explained to me that they were only after money… they did not have interest in anything else… uzuri i only had 700ksh in my pocket…which walikuwa washaiba wakati wa mvutano… since nilikosa io 200 (which they had obviously stolen) ya rent wakachukua simu wakanithreaten nitume na mpesa and they insisted watatuma wenyewe… so they did the transaction and all i did was input the pin…they deleted the mpesa message… . i later came to realize kumbe the lanye had herself sent one thousand shillings…after that they left me with the original lanye in the room
How did you go back home?
i still had some cash in my mpesa…i think aligamble kujitumia one thousand as she wasn’t sure kama niko na that much… but i had more than a thousand… ata wezi huwa na kauoga… hakuconfirm kwanza… i lost 1700 in total…i could have gotten a better lanye with that but eff it… that was an experience that will make me laugh at myself when I’m down since i did not lose much
Waar…na sasa mlifuck ama?
Have you ever returned to mlolongo
Sonic51:
Ok… so nilikuwa nimetoka a failed interview for a job so i was feeling hopeless… naturally nikasema acha nitoe stress na pokoste…i had heard about mlolongo’s reputation so i found myself there… nikaanza kupiga maroundi uko coz i also like walking to clear my mind… i found myself in one of those vichochoro and saw a lanye sitting outside her keja… it was a kind of lonely neighbourhood…so i go up to her and ask her if she sells and for how much… she says yes at 150/= then proceeds to lead me to her room… as i was entering the room i saw another woman walk into another room after seeing us… but i just ignored her… so we get into the room with the lanye, start getting cozy and undress… the second my pants were off i hear a knock on the door… my heart skipped a bit… i started asking her what was wrong but she told me to calm down as she went to open it stark naked… she opened it a little, had a small talk with them then suddenly let them in… it was two other lanyes… when i saw them my mind was like, “hii either ni foursome napewa ama ni kuibiwa naibiwa”…foursome kitu gani… the lanyes started asking for room fees of 200ksh…nikawaambia sawa as i reached for my trouser to get the cash since i did not know what to do and i was confused… but they suddenly begun grabbing the trouser and my stuff claiming that i wanted to run away… i thought they wanted to steal everything so i begun to fight back… mvutano ukaanza apo… one aganist three… they grab my stuff but i try to grab them back from them… mmoja akaona niko relentless akatoa shuka akanieka chock hold na shuka while pulling me back… so i had to multitask, one hand trying to grab my stuff back from two lanyes and the other trying to prevent the shuka from choking me… uyo wa shuka akaona it’s futile… akaachana nayo akaenda full on chock hold na mkono… but i still fought back… mvutano ulilast for like ten minutes… finally one of them akaona nimekuwa too much and since i was naked she went for the dck… the m:Doment i felt my d ck touched nikatii amri… i stopped struggling and sat meekly on the bed nikawaacha waendele kusorora… that is when they explained to me that they were only after money… they did not have interest in anything else… uzuri i only had 700ksh in my pocket…which walikuwa washaiba wakati wa mvutano… since nilikosa io 200 (which they had obviously stolen) ya rent wakachukua simu wakanithreaten nitume na mpesa and they insisted watatuma wenyewe… so they did the transaction and all i did was input the pin…they deleted the mpesa message… . i later came to realize kumbe the lanye had herself sent one thousand shillings…after that they left me with the original lanye in the room
Legend
Sonic51:
Ok… so nilikuwa nimetoka a failed interview for a job so i was feeling hopeless… naturally nikasema acha nitoe stress na pokoste…i had heard about mlolongo’s reputation so i found myself there… nikaanza kupiga maroundi uko coz i also like walking to clear my mind… i found myself in one of those vichochoro and saw a lanye sitting outside her keja… it was a kind of lonely neighbourhood…so i go up to her and ask her if she sells and for how much… she says yes at 150/= then proceeds to lead me to her room… as i was entering the room i saw another woman walk into another room after seeing us… but i just ignored her… so we get into the room with the lanye, start getting cozy and undress… the second my pants were off i hear a knock on the door… my heart skipped a bit… i started asking her what was wrong but she told me to calm down as she went to open it stark naked… she opened it a little, had a small talk with them then suddenly let them in… it was two other lanyes… when i saw them my mind was like, “hii either ni foursome napewa ama ni kuibiwa naibiwa”…foursome kitu gani… the lanyes started asking for room fees of 200ksh…nikawaambia sawa as i reached for my trouser to get the cash since i did not know what to do and i was confused… but they suddenly begun grabbing the trouser and my stuff claiming that i wanted to run away… i thought they wanted to steal everything so i begun to fight back… mvutano ukaanza apo… one aganist three… they grab my stuff but i try to grab them back from them… mmoja akaona niko relentless akatoa shuka akanieka chock hold na shuka while pulling me back… so i had to multitask, one hand trying to grab my stuff back from two lanyes and the other trying to prevent the shuka from choking me… uyo wa shuka akaona it’s futile… akaachana nayo akaenda full on chock hold na mkono… but i still fought back… mvutano ulilast for like ten minutes… finally one of them akaona nimekuwa too much and since i was naked she went for the dck… the moment i felt my d ck touched nikatii amri… i stopped struggling and sat meekly on the bed nikawaacha waendele kusorora… that is when they explained to me that they were only after money… they did not have interest in anything else… uzuri i only had 700ksh in my pocket…which walikuwa washaiba wakati wa mvutano… since nilikosa io 200 (which they had obviously stolen) ya rent wakachukua simu wakanithreaten nitume na mpesa and they insisted watatuma wenyewe… so they did the transaction and all i did was input the pin…they deleted the mpesa message… . i later came to realize kumbe the lanye had herself sent one thousand shillings…after that they left me with the original lanye in the room
You have seen it all, I bet huwezi ata shuka Mlolongo stage ya juu. the memories it gives you are full of pain. Kawaida lanyes are in business not because they like it, but coz of poverty, wakiona potential client they know what to do.
Sonic51:
Ok… so nilikuwa nimetoka a failed interview for a job so i was feeling hopeless… naturally nikasema acha nitoe stress na pokoste…i had heard about mlolongo’s reputation so i found myself there… nikaanza kupiga maroundi uko coz i also like walking to clear my mind… i found myself in one of those vichochoro and saw a lanye sitting outside her keja… it was a kind of lonely neighbourhood…so i go up to her and ask her if she sells and for how much… she says yes at 150/= then proceeds to lead me to her room… as i was entering the room i saw another woman walk into another room after seeing us… but i just ignored her… so we get into the room with the lanye, start getting cozy and undress… the second my pants were off i hear a knock on the door… my heart skipped a bit… i started asking her what was wrong but she told me to calm down as she went to open it stark naked… she opened it a little, had a small talk with them then suddenly let them in… it was two other lanyes… when i saw them my mind was like, “hii either ni foursome napewa ama ni kuibiwa naibiwa”…foursome kitu gani… the lanyes started asking for room fees of 200ksh…nikawaambia sawa as i reached for my trouser to get the cash since i did not know what to do and i was confused… but they suddenly begun grabbing the trouser and my stuff claiming that i wanted to run away… i thought they wanted to steal everything so i begun to fight back… mvutano ukaanza apo… one aganist three… they grab my stuff but i try to grab them back from them… mmoja akaona niko relentless akatoa shuka akanieka chock hold na shuka while pulling me back… so i had to multitask, one hand trying to grab my stuff back from two lanyes and the other trying to prevent the shuka from choking me… uyo wa shuka akaona it’s futile… akaachana nayo akaenda full on chock hold na mkono… but i still fought back… mvutano ulilast for like ten minutes… finally one of them akaona nimekuwa too much and since i was naked she went for the dck… the moment i felt my d ck touched nikatii amri… i stopped struggling and sat meekly on the bed nikawaacha waendele kusorora… that is when they explained to me that they were only after money… they did not have interest in anything else… uzuri i only had 700ksh in my pocket…which walikuwa washaiba wakati wa mvutano… since nilikosa io 200 (which they had obviously stolen) ya rent wakachukua simu wakanithreaten nitume na mpesa and they insisted watatuma wenyewe… so they did the transaction and all i did was input the pin…they deleted the mpesa message… . i later came to realize kumbe the lanye had herself sent one thousand shillings…after that they left me with the original lanye in the room
After kuibiwa , ulikamua huyo Lanye?
nilisema sawa tu nikachapa shoti mmoja nikatoka roho safi…but of course I took extreme precaution
I have never gone back…but I am not afraid to go back again…ni mimi nilijiingiza io mess…it did not come to me…so i have no problem going back…but only for serious matter not for lanyes…i will just be ALOT more cautious
Wololo… Always pay for a hotel…
MANKY
May 5, 2020, 1:19pm
36
Mlolongo ni mambo mbaya. I was too robbed by at least four momo women. Usitake jua venye I arrived home. Up to today I still laugh at myself when recounting the experience
MANKY
May 5, 2020, 1:21pm
37
Sonic51:
nilisema sawa tu nikachapa shoti mmoja nikatoka roho safi…but of course I took extreme precaution
I have never gone back…but I am not afraid to go back again…ni mimi nilijiingiza io mess…it did not come to me…so i have no problem going back…but only for serious matter not for lanyes…i will just be ALOT more cautious
We should plan our revenge one day and head off to those silly mabati shanties.
Above all, when i go drinking, i just go drinking, when i go pussy hunting its pussy hunting, i never do both unless with a female well known to me
So she is gaining what? Your warmth and sweat?
Sonic51:
Ok… so nilikuwa nimetoka a failed interview for a job so i was feeling hopeless… naturally nikasema acha nitoe stress na pokoste…i had heard about mlolongo’s reputation so i found myself there… nikaanza kupiga maroundi uko coz i also like walking to clear my mind… i found myself in one of those vichochoro and saw a lanye sitting outside her keja… it was a kind of lonely neighbourhood…so i go up to her and ask her if she sells and for how much… she says yes at 150/= then proceeds to lead me to her room… as i was entering the room i saw another woman walk into another room after seeing us… but i just ignored her… so we get into the room with the lanye, start getting cozy and undress… the second my pants were off i hear a knock on the door… my heart skipped a bit… i started asking her what was wrong but she told me to calm down as she went to open it stark naked… she opened it a little, had a small talk with them then suddenly let them in… it was two other lanyes… when i saw them my mind was like, “hii either ni foursome napewa ama ni kuibiwa naibiwa”…foursome kitu gani… the lanyes started asking for room fees of 200ksh…nikawaambia sawa as i reached for my trouser to get the cash since i did not know what to do and i was confused… but they suddenly begun grabbing the trouser and my stuff claiming that i wanted to run away… i thought they wanted to steal everything so i begun to fight back… mvutano ukaanza apo… one aganist three… they grab my stuff but i try to grab them back from them… mmoja akaona niko relentless akatoa shuka akanieka chock hold na shuka while pulling me back… so i had to multitask, one hand trying to grab my stuff back from two lanyes and the other trying to prevent the shuka from choking me… uyo wa shuka akaona it’s futile… akaachana nayo akaenda full on chock hold na mkono… but i still fought back… mvutano ulilast for like ten minutes… finally one of them akaona nimekuwa too much and since i was naked she went for the dck… the moment i felt my d ck touched nikatii amri… i stopped struggling and sat meekly on the bed nikawaacha waendele kusorora… that is when they explained to me that they were only after money… they did not have interest in anything else… uzuri i only had 700ksh in my pocket…which walikuwa washaiba wakati wa mvutano… since nilikosa io 200 (which they had obviously stolen) ya rent wakachukua simu wakanithreaten nitume na mpesa and they insisted watatuma wenyewe… so they did the transaction and all i did was input the pin…they deleted the mpesa message… . i later came to realize kumbe the lanye had herself sent one thousand shillings…after that they left me with the original lanye in the room
Nimefika hapo kwa chokehold nikacheka yangu yote…waah
you can’t make this shit up nimecheka Hadi kwa spirit. Lmao wtf