MNUSA TAKO ... (the hekaya)

[xuma]

@gashwin

making the best of a bad situation, hmm?

…err not really, its called utilizing the ‘opportunity’.

[system]

@gashwin

he he…reminds of an incident some years back. the toner in my office printer had run dry and i needed to print a certain memo rather quick…so i abruptly stepped into our office admin’s cubicle…a matronly lady. kumbe she had just unleashed a rather nasty fart - let me not describe the smell lest i ruin your mashujaa- but i will say i was enveloped by this nasty aura…my bile rising involuntarily, resisting the urge to wrinkle my nose or open the window so i don’t embarass her…in short that was the longest i have ever taken to access my mailbox, download the memo and format it before commanding print…I escaped before it could even print telling her to bring it to me…

Hehehe… Me and a bunch of guys get into a lift on the 2nd Floor. One of the peeps rips out a smelly one so we ditch the lift on the 1st floor and take the stairs. On reaching Ground Floor lobby we find the South African High Commissioner pinching his nose wondering in Zulu how an empty lift can smell so foul.

[WuTang]

@introvert

Hehehe… Me and a bunch of guys get into a lift on the 2nd Floor. One of the peeps rips out a smelly one so we ditch the lift on the 1st floor and take the stairs. On reaching Ground Floor lobby we find the South African High Commissioner pinching his nose wondering in Zulu how an empty lift can smell so foul.

:D:D:D

[Rivermbaji]

@gashwin

…in short that was the longest i have ever taken to access my mailbox, download the memo and format it

Why linger in such a hostile environment

[gashwin]

@Rivermbaji

Why linger in such a hostile environment

i just had to get the memo done to get the work started on immediately…but most importantly i realized i’d embarass her if i reacted…