Mombasani

[Kasighau]

@Deorro

Please reasoning kama hii tulia tu nayo kwa akili, you lower the IQ level of this great website

Wewe wacha masweeps brary Student leader

[Meria_Mata]

Water at last.

[Kasighau]

@Meria Mata

Water at last.

ES, how is your neck of woods. Maji iko kwa wingi ama.
Joho should have prepared us. At the very least, angetupea Pre-exposure Trauma counseling. You don’t just unleash such cruel and unusual torture to the masses. Little children are scared for life. Ati maji inatoka kwa ukuta. They need therapy, fast

[Meria_Mata]

@Kasighau

ES, how is your neck of woods. Maji iko kwa wingi ama.
Joho should have prepared us. At the very least, angetupea Pre-exposure Trauma counseling. You don’t just unleash such cruel and unusual torture to the masses. Little children are scared for life. Ati maji inatoka kwa ukuta. They need therapy, fast

Enjoy while it lasts, take a loooong shower and while at it sing to the water god

[Kasighau]

I can’t believe this. Am am taking a vedio of me closing the gate valve. Generations that come after me need thermal image that I once had to close the gate valve, else water will run all over the place. Am in a trance as I do this. This is a paradigm shifting sighting. I may need to join a Water abuse Anonymous for group support

[system]

@Kasighau

Wewe wacha masweeps brary Student leader

father-in-law tulia ama sitalipa mahari brarikichwa ya Mosa

[vuja_de]

Finally @mukuna ataoga

[INSERTER]

@4makind

Hapo siri ni kuchotea kila kitu including spoons and immediately refilling any container consumed.

kweli

[Quadro_k4000]

Narration 100%√

Mtiririko 100%√

Atleast tomato sauce zitatembea sasa

[gashwin]

@Quadro k4000

Atleast tomato sauce zitatembea sasa

he he he…na hazitakuwa “naturally salted”!

[danji1]

In such a moment you can even construct a swimming pool ama uogelee kwa ile basin kubwa ya plastic with reckless abandon or, tengeneza water fountain kwa compound with Christmas lights around it.

[kingolonde]

@Kasighau

There is something utterly wrong somewhere and am very concerned. We may be under siege or we are being fattened for special sea God sacrifice. I am very disturbed. International investigative bodies need to form a common agency to unearth the conspiracy. This has got to be one of the very frustrating phenomena witnessed in recent history along the coastline.
Let me tell you what has been happening. At around 4: 17 am yesterday morning, our tap started hissing. I woke with a start since that very tap has been dry and silent for eons. The hissing lasted almost twenty minutes, as I stood in the kitchen pouring libations in silent lament to Chineke, Amadioha and Eros to make the hiss drip. And as i got down on one knee to beat my breast in the ancient Hebrew supplication to the desert diety, there was heard gravelling from deep within the plumbing, and , as I watched in horror, the tap started dripping water. A few drops, then a drip, a flow, a stream , a jetty, then, heaven help us all, a gush. I flung open the back door and rushed outside to the underground tank, and witnessed a powerful flow almost halfway full. I was trembling in awe as I rushed back in and switched on the TV and quickly scanned the channels for any breaking news of an invasion by Aliens or a presser from NASA reporting that TMT had decided to retire from active politics. Only such events of monumental measure would warrant such an occurrence. None. Then I shifted to Gospel channels for any sign of the rapture. None
I sat there for almost an hour real afraid, and I was shocked back to earth by the sound of my pump kicking in autopilot to transfer to overhead storage.
When daylight came, all the estate gathered around Mutinda s kibanda to try and unravel the mystery. None has a viable explain to the conundrum.
Since then, our taps have been firing by all cylinders. We have filled every available basin, bucket, pail, jug and whatnot. Still, the water flows. We are all a worried lot. We are sure this is the calm before a storm. We are asking all people of good repute and will to hurriedly convine a caucus to SOS. We need urgent help. Hii maji is too much. We are having to explain to our kindergarten kids why water is coming out of faucets and not from a mkokoteni.
Serikari saidia tapasari

:D:D:D:D:D

[LeoK]

ES, maji ni shida hivi ama ni exaggeration ??

[system]

:D:D:D:D
Shait.

[Okwonkwo]

si mrudi murarandia Na maji ni mingi huko.