Most stupid girl chase you've ever done

[10000_OTHERS]

@Dicarlo mambo smarta msee

Nilikaziwa vitu for almost 8 months ati hayuko ready ile siku nilippewa nilipata sio virgin na ni mtaro. Mimi sikuelewa

hahahha reminds me of 1000000 way to die in the west,some scenes there

[Barueri]

Kucheswo tumecheswo, kwanza yangu after dating a chiq for over a year, without hitting pucci (I was a young naive bastard) the chiq had the guts to call me on the phone with her new guy so that they can collectively tell me nitembeze kiatu.

[Mathaais]

@mtu chuma

Hahahahahaha… malizia hekaya brathee…

@Chiefkiumbe

What followed “Rudisha in action”

The erection died instantly as I beat a hasty retreat back to the pub to drown my sorrows. It was many months later before I gathered enough courage to go to that pub again and by this time she was no longer working in the salon.

[Grundy]

@Ice_Cube

two years and I never hit it then… she got paged by another ninja got married, gave birth, recovered that is when I hit it talk of getting the shortest end of the short end of the stick damn

Haha…my ego cannot allow me to hit that puthy after it’s given birth and the kid does’t belong to me

[tombayeye]

a whole night

[Grundy]

@nairobilay

2yrs…while in campus. i was naive, i didnt get shit. not even a kiss…she wound up going out with a pal of mine who was a firm believer of bhangi iwe huru…i never hit it.
you hear that @Nefertities, im that nice guy who finished dead last!!! :(:(:(

Not hitting it is understandable, but giving it to a friend is fucking disrespectful…I would actually take that personally.

[DI_TICHA]

I went and knocked, by this time the anaconda was up in anticipation. She was only draping a lesso on her shapely curves, when I brushed past her and went inside.
From the bedroom I heard a deep voice ask… 'ni nani huyo ako kwa mlango?’

:DHapa tu twambie ukweli…Kuna Vile ulifanyiwa Burukenge analysis kwa body???

[Grundy]

@Chiefkiumbe

What followed “Rudisha in action” Son ,when you first mentioned a kao ,juu wakamba hawananga stress…ngumu moja na soda …coomer unakula hadi kesho

Mkao akikukazia ujue uko down

[Rhapsody]

@Mathaais

Ha ha ha, reminds me of the dude who in his drunkeness stole a flower vase from a dean’s office to go and impress his crush.

i knw this one of UON. I was there, i think we knw the same dude

[bubudui]

One thing I’ve learned with age is that whenever ukinyimwa then kuna jamaa mahali anapewa! My 2 cents.

[nairobilay]

@Grundy

Not hitting it is understandable, but giving it to a friend is fucking disrespectful…I would actually take that personally.

I cant bwana…she has the kind of face that would makes you forgive her. Besides, she wasnt my chic. So i have no right to be upset…

[Mathaais]

@bubudui

One thing I’ve learned with age is that whenever ukinyimwa then kuna jamaa mahali anapewa! My 2 cents.

Imagine all this time the stupid girl made me believe she lived alone.

[Gio]

Chased this chick for about 9 months doing all the things nice guys do, calling, texting, commenting on her status, outs, hiking etc and she pulled the waiting to get married card. Miezi tisa getting pecks kwa cheeck tu…we dont become fisis out of volition ni zile vitu tumeonyeshwa we adapted to them…funny enough they all reach out after some time, dont know why they do that but fuck I dont

[It_s_Le_Scumbag]

Nyinyi mnasema sijui one year,six months bla bla bla…
Am still chasing it since getting to know her over 6 years ago. But I once got a blow job but never got to hack it… I promised myself lazima nitatandika one day.
Now you can all laugh at me till ya ribs ache…

[Gio]

@It's Le Scumbag

Nyinyi mnasema sijui one year,six months bla bla bla…
Am still chasing it since getting to know her over 6 years ago. But I once got a blow job but never got to hack it…
Now you can all laugh at me till ya ribs ache… :[

Miaka 6!!! You are officially a wuus, you dont deserve a seat at the table of men

[Bingi]

@bjurmann

My award still goes to that ninja who said that in campus,a lady took him for granted despite his attempts of acting sponsor even with the meagre HELB. One day jamaa akacheswa and couldn’t take the pain anymore. In the cover of darkness,he went to the campus football pitch,and after studying his environs and satisfied himself he is all alone…He let out a huge scream/wail. Dropped on the grass for a few and then re-collected himself to his cubicle.

Huyo ni @Lord Bailesh

[Bingi]

Yangu was a whole fvcking week and it is because I didn’t have enough money to afford that poko…so had to look for more cash in the course of that week ndo akubali. When I got enough money to afford her, nilimtomba mtombo wa mwaka.

[kalel]

dated one for 2yrs,I was the perfect gentleman ata zile kiss za at the back of her hand,kubeba kibeti ati watu wajue I’m her ‘man’,nikambaiya l7 na nilikua na Siemens A35…but Siz yangu one day aliniuliza kama sisi hutumia CD na huyu dame coz she was whoring herself with 3other guys,I just said yes to save face lakini sikua nimepewa…from then on kama hugawi puthii,tembeza kiatu

[Randy]

@It's Le Scumbag

Nyinyi mnasema sijui one year,six months bla bla bla…
Am still chasing it since getting to know her over 6 years ago. But I once got a blow job but never got to hack it… I promised myself lazima nitatandika one day.
Now you can all laugh at me till ya ribs ache…

You are more of an idiot than a full… kweni Io kuma nI ya rasta color.

[bjurmann]

I don’t have a hekaya but having asked,borrowed,cried over kanunu of a Corinthian or those tall,size 8,sharp breasted ngeos who wore one colour,long clothes(dresses) and has covered ears, I know your pain guys. It would take ages for such a gal to remove a panty. The close she would come is after one year where she would allow you to pump three times while panty is on. Mark you,you are just the two of you in the forest farm full of maize to carry potatoes that were buried a day before.