Mukhisa Kituyi

Mimi hushangaa watu wakisema mukhisa can make a good president…hes intelligent and eloquent but thats all…and he knows exactly what to say. But has so many weaknesses… and there is a reason why he will never beat simiyu eseli…speaking as his former intern at trade ministry.

I met him on Wednesday

Weaknesses kama gani mtu wa Tongaren

Point blank is garbage Gachoka is a fat alcoholic

Mukhisa is very corrupt. Ask what he did at Portland when he was trade minister. People used to say Lumumba is good going by his speeches, until when he was given a job as director of anti-corruption commission ndio watu walijua ni kuongea tu

Presidency is not about talking. Hao majamaa mnataja ni watu wanajua pr. What to say, when to say. Pr tupu

If you take a sample of talkers here in ktalk, they seem the most elite , but 2018 election they coiled themselves back to their tribal cocoon and threw away their intelligence over the window

Lumumba hakushindwa kazi, ni kuondolewa aliondolewa na kuharibiwa jina. He has long held the job of the director of Kenya law school na ameifanya vizuri sana.

Na tumaringo hata MCA bungoma hawezi pata.

Omwami MCA nayo hata we umeenda sana. Hio atapata asubui saa moja.

Hio kiti ukitaka sio mambo na excuses ati watakukataa sijui nini… ni unaingia uwanja raiya wakutambue kwanza. Failure means we have noticed you. Hata kama utapata 10 votes. Na urudie tena na tena like everyone else.

You can’t win it first round… kwani wewe ni special kama Obama?! And Obama rode on a pity vote of 400 years of black suppression.

Unajua Kibaki alianza hio safari miaka gani… same for Raila and even Uhuruto. Even Jomo himself started that journey around 1920 and finally got that seat in 1963 as an old man and having gone to prison. Lets not even talk about Mandela.

Even Trump had ambitions in the early 1980s. Unajua ame contribute campaign ngapi za president wangapi na wanamruka tu baadaye? Including contributing to Bill Clinton in both elections hadi akahama chama akakuwa independent before joining the Republicans.

So Mukhisa Kituyi akitaka sio mambo na kuenda JKL air conditioned room in your Brioni suit… ni uingie Githurai, Ruiru, Kakamega, Mathare, Kibera, Turkana etc. na uanguke mtihani mara kadhaa kwanza, that is part of the great test to see if you can handle the pressures of that seat.

Sio kutuongelesha kizungu mingi mingi JKL.

hehehe na ati unataka kushindana na Ruto na Raila…

Those animals will destroy you in the morning. And they don’t play fair. And they do steal if there’s a chance to do it…

Kwanza utafutiwe yule mboch ulitomba 1994 na ukaruka mimba… ama zile pesa uliiba sijui mwaka gani and Raila usually has all the intel.

Kisha usukumiwe Sudi na Sonko na Aladwa na Babu Owino wakuchape ma uppercuts kadhaa ukiitwa Professor Mukhisa Kitombi… Professor Mwizi…

But in fact you are very very lucky because you are not running against Moi like akina Kibaki, Jaramogi and Matiba. Coz Moi would’ve fucked you up. Dirtiest player in the game.

But Mukhisa amepitia ako na ka experience. He knows what to expect. I hope he can weather the storm. Sitting there as IEBC tells you you have lost… and you know you won… actually you aren’t sure of anything at that moment in time… unaona ni kama ndoto mbaya…

Arrogance was his waterloo.

90% of k talkers are dumb shits…Maybe 9% ndio wanajua kichwa si kabati ta meno. We are basically a reflection of the general public - A majority of morons who naturally keep making bad electoral decisions.

Very true. Their is a reason why he lost the kimilili seat. In person he’s arrogant, a very proud mafaka and as aloof as hell on matters on the ground.

Hii utajipata Uranus…Siberia is too near

Huyu alisha pata mwakenya. A new handle and he is back to torment his tormentors.

Nguruba keti ,he insulted luhyas that if they want bright kids they should take their wives to him to pregnant them.

Wananchi ndio watalia when they elect less intelligent leaders who lack practical solutions because they choose to vote based on how they feel about a person not based on what the person can do for them as per their qualifications.

The more intelligent a person is in Kenya, the more unelectable they are. That is why we will always reap what we sow. Advanced nations see the genius in these individuals and embrace them, in Kenya we find ways to chase them away or to attack their personalities so as to make them rejects.